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Title: Another boycott craters
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 16, 2012, 10:09:47 AM
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Nuclear Unicorn (4,779 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

So if I'm supposed to cut off sex

when some politician upsets me am I supposed give extra sex when some poltician does something I like?

Who is keeping score?

Why do I even care to keep score?

What if I just want to -- er -- score?

Seriously, I am not letting the latest news cycle determine my sex life. Nor am I treating the person I swore to love above all others as if he's an accounting formula to be manipulated for my personal gain. And I refuse to manipulate myself like that as well. My body is not one of those machines psychologists use to reward lab animals in their operant conditioning experiments. My husband is not a lab animal to be conditioned.

Withhold sex over politics?

Screw that.

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larkrake (116 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. Use a vibrator

If the man you love is on your side of the issue, he needs to tell congress. He wont speak up if you give in to pleas.

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Nye Bevan (6,069 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. An imperfect substitute for a loving, patient and considerate man

who knows what he is doing. At least, that's what I have been told.

My wife would never participate in one of these stupid "protests", as it would be more of a punishment for her than for me. Multiply so, in fact.

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Nuclear Unicorn (4,779 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. How ridiculous. That is so manipulative and petty as to be satanic -- and I'm an atheist.

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seabeyond (69,389 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

7. you are suggesting women use sex as a weapon, tool?

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not gonna happen.

I can never understand her.

Is she saying, "sex as a weapon/tool" or "sex as a weapon too" or is she calling him a tool?

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HappyMe (3,286 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

8. Doesn't that play right into stereotypes of women?

'Pleas' ? lol! 

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HappyMe (3,286 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. You are a wise Unicorn. Nuclear, too!

I could not have said it better.

I love and respect my sweetheart. He loves and respects me. Our sex life is not anybody's business, nor will I let it be manipulated by anyone. Not for any cause.

As far as the 'use a vibrator' crowd goes - meh, not a subsitute for a real man. 

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slackmaster (51,910 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. Hey, you're busting the narrative!

No fair!

K&R

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seabeyond (69,389 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

9. this is exactly reinforcing the push to control womens sexuality, only

from a totally other angle.

i am so tired of women moaning about the control of their sexuality by man and then reinforcing with use of body, not brain, to fight these controlling men.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002430858
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: jukin on March 16, 2012, 10:22:13 AM
Just judging from the picture threads, if DUmp women are getting any they should do just about everything in their power to keep that blind sex crazed man.  I wouldn't tap that with a Frenh's dick.
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 16, 2012, 10:34:01 AM
I'm sure that if any of the DUmpettes cut off their wimpy metrosexual "partners", Sarah Imaboobi stands ready fill the breech, so to speak.

She's the DUmp's feminine equivalent to that perpetual loser stevenumbers.
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: zeitgeist on March 16, 2012, 11:04:50 AM
:jacked:

Say Sarge excuse me for the thread jacking but I have been tossing this around in my mind since first seeing this product:
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Why wouldn't this be a boon to the Sarah Imaboobi's out there.  Sort of a new twist on the old joke.


:confused:

This could be the new friend of the working girl don't ya think??  I can hear it now "Honey, what's this fifty dollar charge for "BJ's""? 
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: obumazombie on March 16, 2012, 12:14:44 PM
A big night at the BJ table ? No, that's BlackJack.
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: delilahmused on March 16, 2012, 01:01:29 PM
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HappyMe (3,286 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. You are a wise Unicorn. Nuclear, too!

I could not have said it better.

I love and respect my sweetheart. He loves and respects me. Our sex life is not anybody's business, nor will I let it be manipulated by anyone. Not for any cause.

As far as the 'use a vibrator' crowd goes - meh, not a subsitute for a real man.

Well, the operative word here is "real". A vibrator isn't a substitute for a real man but we're talking DU men.

Cindie
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 16, 2012, 01:23:40 PM
That's going to be another raging feminist thread.

NU is already being denounced by the Party aparat-chicks for refusing to refuse.
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: zeitgeist on March 16, 2012, 01:40:20 PM
That's going to be another raging feminist thread.

NU is already being denounced by the Party aparat-chicks for refusing to refuse.

Had to ^5 your effort on the hole issue.  You're doin Yeoman's work.   
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 16, 2012, 02:02:27 PM
You're doin Yeoman's work.   

Yeoperson!   :hammer:

Sorry! Sorry. I've been reading too many feminist threads.

 :bawl:

I need chocolate and a hug.
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: zeitgeist on March 16, 2012, 02:17:29 PM
Yeoperson!   :hammer:

Sorry! Sorry. I've been reading too many feminist threads.

 :bawl:

I need chocolate and a hug.

Sorry, I'm off chocolates, how about some sheers or fishnets ?   :rofl:
Title: Re: Another boycott craters
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 16, 2012, 02:25:48 PM
It doesn't matter if a DUmp male is straight or queer, he's gonna be pejazzled.