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Title: Four religious truths
Post by: PatriotGame on May 09, 2008, 08:22:17 PM

During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:


1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Mormons do not recognize each other at Hooters.

Title: Re: Four religious truths
Post by: Chris_ on May 10, 2008, 02:11:29 AM

Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

Title: Re: Four religious truths
Post by: Randy on May 10, 2008, 06:31:00 AM

Quote from: Big Don on May 10, 2008, 02:11:29 AM

Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

Lubbock County is (was?) a dry county. Friday & Saturday nights the good citizens would line up for a mile + at the county line to hit the liquor stores along "The Strip". 

Title: Re: Four religious truths
Post by: Chris_ on May 10, 2008, 07:09:48 AM

Quote from: Big Don on May 10, 2008, 02:11:29 AM

Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

Damn dang right!   :-)