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Title: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Gina on March 12, 2012, 11:58:56 AM
 :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:
   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/12/article-0-12209DC7000005DC-86_468x893.jpg)


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Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Karin on March 12, 2012, 12:07:12 PM
(http://monkeysgonetoheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cage-talosian.jpeg)
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: NHSparky on March 12, 2012, 12:10:33 PM
"I'm not just the Hair Club president, I'm also a client."
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Gina on March 12, 2012, 12:11:07 PM

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Gina on March 12, 2012, 12:11:49 PM
It looks like he is trying to drag her away from the cameras  :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: NHSparky on March 12, 2012, 12:15:49 PM
It looks like he is trying to drag her away from the cameras  :lmao: :lmao:

Oh, how his career has fallen when he goes from Jenny McCarthy and Anchal Joseph to the poster girl for alopecia.

Psst...Jim.  You're rich.  Spot the girl the price of a bottle of Rogaine or some shit like that.
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Gina on March 12, 2012, 12:17:54 PM
Oh, how his career has fallen when he goes from Jenny McCarthy and Anchal Joseph to the poster girl for alopecia.

Psst...Jim.  You're rich.  Spot the girl the price of a bottle of Rogaine or some shit like that.

Or just get her some bangs  :naughty:
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: NHSparky on March 12, 2012, 12:27:16 PM
Or just get her some bangs  :naughty:

Ya know, seriously, I understand that some women have similar hair issues as do men.  Got it.  But by the same token, few if any women can pull off the Michael Chiklis/Bruce Willis/Patrick Stewart bit--the only ones that come to mind is Grace Jones and the late Persis Khambatta.

Take from that what you will.
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 12, 2012, 12:27:59 PM
:panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:
   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Holy Christ! Most people have a forehead....That right there is a fivehead! :o
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on March 12, 2012, 12:34:08 PM
(http://monkeysgonetoheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cage-talosian.jpeg)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lmao:
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on March 12, 2012, 12:36:56 PM
Jim, grow up and get with someone your age, homeboy.

dude, you're 50 now; stop scoping out the high school babes.  lol

And east a steak or something will ya; you look ungainly.
:-)
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: NHSparky on March 12, 2012, 12:39:06 PM
You know what's scary about Jim, PimpDawg?

He's wearing a jacket that probably runs more than I make in a week.  And it looks like sheeeeeeetttttt.
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: seahorse513 on March 12, 2012, 12:39:56 PM
I agree with Gina, She needs bangs!!! or another idea is part her hair on the side with a broad sweep. She would look better with a layered look with bangs. It's a shame, because she has cute facial features. A cute pixie cut, would be perfect.
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: njpines on March 12, 2012, 01:03:33 PM
Holy Christ! Most people have a forehead....That right there is a fivehead! :o

 :bwah:

^5!
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Wineslob on March 12, 2012, 01:47:53 PM
She must give good head.
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 12, 2012, 01:54:11 PM
She must give good head.

As skinny as she is, even that wouldn't be good. ...but it may be what happened to her hair.
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Gina on March 12, 2012, 02:12:42 PM
THEY CALL HER "Lollipop"  :lmao:
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on March 12, 2012, 02:24:04 PM
She must give good head.

Or maybe, allegedly like Demi Moore with Bruce Willis, went the poop shoot route on 1st date.
 :whistling:
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Chris_ on March 12, 2012, 02:30:06 PM
:thatsright: TMI
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Kyle Ricky on March 12, 2012, 03:51:10 PM
Man, Olive Oil has more meat on her bones, and better looking than she is.
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Ballygrl on March 12, 2012, 03:57:46 PM
OMG! the forehead, and after seeing Theresa on Celebrity Apprentice who has no forehead.
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Airwolf on March 12, 2012, 09:41:56 PM
Maybe she's a young Klingon? You know one of the Duras sisters that got left out of Star Trek :The Next Generation.

(http://conventionfansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/DurasSisters.jpg)

Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 13, 2012, 12:23:16 AM
self deleted. It wasn't nice. I'm bad.
Title: Re: Jim Carrey's new gf
Post by: Karin on March 13, 2012, 08:22:31 AM
OMG! the forehead, and after seeing Theresa on Celebrity Apprentice who has no forehead.
I had to Nadin  it, but you're right!  Goes from eyebrows straight to hairline.