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Title: Lingerie
Post by: Gina on March 08, 2012, 12:02:12 PM
All I can say is pure HAWTNESS!

I love this look and really wish I was able to actually wear something like it everyday.  But I don't work the type of job to dress up like that.  But I digress.........LOOK  :hyper:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2112114/Dita-Von-Teese-slams-skinny-models-turns-away-favour-curvy-women.html

Here is a tease......this is hot and not revealing at all!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/21/article-2104316-11D7A33D000005DC-910_306x645.jpg)

I don't like the way they hid the chubby girl behind the chair though........I am about her size I think

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/08/article-2112114-12153872000005DC-844_634x902.jpg)
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 08, 2012, 01:24:55 PM
Looks delicious...needs some redheads, though...

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: NHSparky on March 08, 2012, 01:29:42 PM
Bewbs.

Needs more.
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: hillneck on March 09, 2012, 08:19:50 AM
I am apparently working at the wrong location.
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Celtic Rose on March 09, 2012, 08:49:42 AM
Love it!  I'm getting a kick out of the fact that she banned spray tan for the models as well. 

My favorite is the blue set in the first picture. 
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Wineslob on March 09, 2012, 10:12:35 AM
I'll take two, please.
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: CG6468 on March 09, 2012, 10:13:57 AM
The pics really don't do the lingerie justice. They look best on the floor beside the bed.
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Gina on March 09, 2012, 11:37:27 AM
The pics really don't do the lingerie justice. They look best on the floor beside the bed.

 :panic:  oh shit, vesta is coming, I hear her feet  :panic:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 09, 2012, 11:47:18 AM
:panic:  oh shit, vesta is coming, I hear her feet  :panic:

So, what you're saying is . . .

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Gina on March 09, 2012, 11:56:42 AM
So, what you're saying is . . .

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:

She is gonnna have some story about being naked and lingerie in it so yeh.  Oh an somehow a battleship name or herb will come into the picture also  :naughty:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Karin on March 09, 2012, 02:00:44 PM
LOCK THE ATTIC DOOR!!!
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Big Dog on March 10, 2012, 08:44:38 AM
All I can say is pure HAWTNESS!

I love this look and really wish I was able to actually wear something like it everyday.  But I don't work the type of job to dress up like that.  But I digress.........LOOK  :hyper:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2112114/Dita-Von-Teese-slams-skinny-models-turns-away-favour-curvy-women.html

Here is a tease......this is hot and not revealing at all!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/21/article-2104316-11D7A33D000005DC-910_306x645.jpg)

I don't like the way they hid the chubby girl behind the chair though........I am about her size I think

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/08/article-2112114-12153872000005DC-844_634x902.jpg)

Om nom nom nom...
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Ballygrl on March 10, 2012, 12:40:32 PM
I'm a t-shirt girl and my husband prefers it that way.
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Airwolf on March 10, 2012, 09:20:52 PM
 :picsneeded:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Wineslob on March 12, 2012, 01:50:46 PM
I'm a t-shirt girl and my husband prefers it that way.

That's called easy access.    :naughty:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Ballygrl on March 13, 2012, 12:44:33 PM
That's called easy access. :naughty:

:lmao:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: seahorse513 on March 13, 2012, 01:29:43 PM
I am a tank top and either sweats or shorts kinda gal..
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Gina on March 13, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
At night I wear fuzzy/drawstring pj bottoms and a tank top and flip flops

I am oh so sexy  :naughty:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Wineslob on March 13, 2012, 02:20:49 PM
At night I wear fuzzy/drawstring pj bottoms and a tank top and flip flops

I am oh so sexy  :naughty:

The wife wears a black tank top and FUGLY shorts.   :p
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Gina on March 13, 2012, 02:35:02 PM
The wife wears a black tank top and FUGLY shorts.   :p

LMAO, at least she isn't like my mom and wears a red plaid flannel shirt to bed and black sweat pants
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Wineslob on March 13, 2012, 02:39:07 PM
LMAO, at least she isn't like my mom and wears a red plaid flannel shirt to bed and black sweat pants


She's done that.    :panic:


Now, if it was JUST the shirt........... :yahoo:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: vesta111 on March 14, 2012, 09:13:11 AM
:panic:  oh shit, vesta is coming, I hear her feet  :panic:

Darn I ran as fast as I could but tripped over the dog.

Garters oh my lord, those things were invented by a gay man that hates woman.  I do not understand how my mother could work sitting down on those instruments of torture, or on a wood Pew in church for an hour.

The inventor of Pantie Hose is my hero, had to be a woman.   Yes I have worn a garter belt a time or two in my life, with the constant checking to insure my seams were not crooked and the pain of sitting on them.  Anyone remember wearing a slip and someone telling you your slip was showing?????  Cryolin starched slips in the 50's to make a skirt balloon out, darn just one I remember and I had to wear a slip under it as the material was so darn stiff, gave me a rash.

 It is no wonder that during WW2 when woman had to pay an arm and a leg to get silk stockings they found a way to mix iodine and something else and painted their legs, as we do today with self tanning spray. Some woman would even take a pen and draw a line down the back of their leg to look like a seam. [information from my Mom.]

There are times I am so glad the pantie Hose came out before I was old enough to wear garters or corsets, I found some whale bone stays among my great grandmothers effects. Never wore a corset or tummy restraint as by that time I was a teen the Doctors advised against using them in youth as the stomach mussels would become dependent on being held in and loose their ability to tighten up naturally.  Must be the same reason why when I had my first baby the tummy bands were no longer used on infants.  all my kids have innies for belly buttons so guess that fad was of no use.

Ann Launders once said to know if you need a bra place a pencil under the Brest, if it falls down, you don't need one YET.

Now anyone male or female wear a thong ????  If so are they comfortable, tried one once and felt like I was getting a constent weggie-----too small perhaps????

 
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Eupher on March 14, 2012, 10:44:13 AM
Awright, now, who unlocked the cage and let vesta out?!?

 :rotf:

vesta -- do you honestly think you're going to get a reply from any straight guy about the wearing of a thong?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: Gina on March 14, 2012, 11:06:01 AM

She's done that.    :panic:


NOT.GOOD.   :panic:
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: obumazombie on March 14, 2012, 11:08:27 AM
Wedgie. Not that I know from personal experience.
Title: Re: Lingerie
Post by: IassaFTots on March 14, 2012, 11:32:34 AM
Darn I ran as fast as I could but tripped over the dog.
Garters oh my lord, those things were invented by a gay man that hates woman.  I do not understand how my mother could work sitting down on those instruments of torture, or on a wood Pew in church for an hour.

The inventor of Pantie Hose is my hero, had to be a woman.   Yes I have worn a garter belt a time or two in my life, with the constant checking to insure my seams were not crooked and the pain of sitting on them.  Anyone remember wearing a slip and someone telling you your slip was showing?????  Cryolin starched slips in the 50's to make a skirt balloon out, darn just one I remember and I had to wear a slip under it as the material was so darn stiff, gave me a rash.

 It is no wonder that during WW2 when woman had to pay an arm and a leg to get silk stockings they found a way to mix iodine and something else and painted their legs, as we do today with self tanning spray. Some woman would even take a pen and draw a line down the back of their leg to look like a seam. [information from my Mom.]

There are times I am so glad the pantie Hose came out before I was old enough to wear garters or corsets, I found some whale bone stays among my great grandmothers effects. Never wore a corset or tummy restraint as by that time I was a teen the Doctors advised against using them in youth as the stomach mussels would become dependent on being held in and loose their ability to tighten up naturally.  Must be the same reason why when I had my first baby the tummy bands were no longer used on infants.  all my kids have innies for belly buttons so guess that fad was of no use.

Ann Launders once said to know if you need a bra place a pencil under the Brest, if it falls down, you don't need one YET.

Now anyone male or female wear a thong ????  If so are they comfortable, tried one once and felt like I was getting a constent weggie-----too small perhaps????

 

 :rofl: :rofl:

Vesta, you brighten my day.  You really do.