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Title: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: BattleHymn on March 06, 2012, 11:35:20 PM
(edited to include link-- somehow I forgot it)   http://www.democraticunderground.com/1100392

Kookcinich loses his bid to run in Ohio's redistricted 9th district.  The primitives are howling that Kookcinich needs to go run in one of Washington state's districts, now that his olive-pit munching tooth-breaking UFO-spotting stupid ass isn't welcome in Ohio anymore.  

The only reason I can figure that it is OK for the primitives to suggest Kookcinich go run in another district, but not Allen West, is because West is black, and the primitives are racist and hate black people.  


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Tx4obama

 
#OH09 Kaptur (D) defeats Kucinich (D), right now it's 56%-40% Kaptur

Chris Geidner ‏ @chrisgeidner

RT @daveweigel: MT @Redistrict: #OH03: Beatty (D) defeats Kilroy (D). #OH09 Kaptur (D) defeats Kucinich (D), right now it's 56%-40% Kaptur.

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CaliforniaPeggy
1. Damn. Bad, bad news.


Perhaps you can thrill us with a bad, bad poem about this bad, bad news?

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truebrit71
2. Dammit.

Not happy...

 :sad1:

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msongs
3. all this due to repub redistriciton with democrat collusion from what I recall...

some influential dem(s) went along with the repub plan when it could have been blocked/altered. dont recall the details tho
:bawl:

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dhill926
6. damn......

losing a very progressive voice.
:overreaction:

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NAO
7. this is tragic

a real loss for progressives.

A tragedy!!!!!

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MrSlayer
9. Terrible.

Kucinich is one of the good guys.

Terrible, horrible, awful!!!

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RandySF
11. Marcy is one of us.

But it's still a shame it had to happen.

How can this be?  I mean, Willie Nelson supported Kookcinich, after all!


So long, Kookcinich.  :scottie:





Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 06, 2012, 11:56:04 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy
1. Damn. Bad, bad news.


Perhaps you can thrill us with a bad, bad poem about this bad, bad news?
Uh, her post was a poem. Its unedited version was "Blink, blink news."

The only reason I can think of to explain the tragic loss of the Evil Dwarf is that Grayson's support just came too late.
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: thundley4 on March 06, 2012, 11:58:38 PM
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msongs
3. all this due to repub redistriciton with democrat collusion from what I recall...

The DUmmie came up with a new nadism.
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: shadeaux on March 07, 2012, 12:05:04 AM
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apocalypsehow (9,134 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

11. His free-ride publicity-mongering platform for quixotic presidential runs just got cancelled.

Plus, the cushy Congressional salary.

I'd expect no less from an politician who has always been more keen to advance the personal political advancement of Dennis Kucinich, than the agenda of the Democratic Party.

The fact that he is pissing on the Democratic nominee who defeated him in the primary for the congressional seat she will now contest surprises me not in the least: Kucinich has always been selfish, petty, and spiteful in that way. 

Reminds me of someone.   :-)  I weep for the loss.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: sybilll on March 07, 2012, 12:11:43 AM
It's clearly because the heavy hitter (pun intended) Alan Grayson was not front and center campaigning for him. 
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: obumazombie on March 07, 2012, 12:34:13 AM
It's clearly because the heavy hitter (pun intended) Alan Grayson was not front and center campaigning for him. 
Alan Grayson is no Barney Frank. On the other hand...
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: delilahmused on March 07, 2012, 01:31:35 AM
Oh my, what will the little forest people do now? (http://bhberger.com/deep_forest/signing.htm)

Cindie
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: obumazombie on March 07, 2012, 03:26:26 AM
Oh my, what will the little forest people do now? (http://bhberger.com/deep_forest/signing.htm)

Cindie
I think I got some icky on me after clicking on that link.
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: diesel driver on March 07, 2012, 04:12:45 AM
Oh my, what will the little forest people do now? (http://bhberger.com/deep_forest/signing.htm)

Cindie
My first thought was "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS"?

My second was every animal in those pics were smarter than the DUmmie collective.  THAT'S why Kookcinish lost.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 07, 2012, 04:31:16 AM
Kucinich gets a show on MSNBC or Current TV in 3 . . 2 . . 1 . . . and makes a bit more money than his Congressional salary.  He reaches far, far fewer people, though.
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 07, 2012, 06:02:18 AM
Kucinich gets a show on MSNBC or Current TV in 3 . . 2 . . 1 . . . and makes a bit more money than his Congressional salary.  He reaches far, far fewer people, though.

Which means he has less effect and affect on peoples lives....I say an all round win.
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Skul on March 07, 2012, 06:11:49 AM
I thought perhaps, that would raise a stink at the DUmp, then the obvious hit me.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: lars1701c on March 07, 2012, 06:13:05 AM
I am not sad for him now he has time to be at home and rail that hot wifey of his  :-) :hyper:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 07, 2012, 06:14:38 AM
I thought perhaps, that would raise a stink at the DUmp, then the obvious hit me.  :lmao:

GET YOUR PROGRAM! GET YOUR PROGRAM! CAN'T TELL ONE STINK FROM ANOTHER WITHOUT YOUR PROGRAM.
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 07, 2012, 06:43:12 AM
I just posted this in the thread on Kuchinich in BN . . . MSNBC hosts are upset! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/03/07/msnbc_hosts_grieve_over_kucinich_loss_in_ohio.html
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Karin on March 07, 2012, 07:26:08 AM
And the article at RCP instantly reminded me of the night that Rachel Maddow was forced to report Scott Brown's win.  I tuned in especially for that.  It was fantastic.  I'm sure you all have fond memories of it as well. 
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Ballygrl on March 07, 2012, 07:38:32 AM
Why are they upset? a woman beat him, aren't they supposed to support women over men?
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Ballygrl on March 07, 2012, 07:45:08 AM
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CaliforniaPeggy
1. Damn. Bad, bad news.


Perhaps you can thrill us with a bad, bad poem about this bad, bad news?

My vaginal walls ache

I'm in flux

My desire was high

Now it's low

Dennis loses

Marcy wins

To ease my vaginal aching

There's always BattleHymn

Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 07, 2012, 08:10:27 AM
My vaginal walls ache

I'm in flux

My desire was high

Now it's low

Dennis loses

Marcy wins

To east my vaginal aching

There's always BattleHymn



 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5, Bally!
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Gina on March 07, 2012, 08:16:53 AM
Oh my, what will the little forest people do now? (http://bhberger.com/deep_forest/signing.htm)

Cindie

 :lmao: :mental: :lmao: :mental: :lmao:  no really  :mental:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: USA4ME on March 07, 2012, 09:16:46 AM
Quote from:
NAO
7. this is tragic

a real loss for progressives.

Any loss for progressives is a victory for the US Constitution.

.

Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Karin on March 07, 2012, 09:24:47 AM
Has Battlehymn seen that poem yet?   :panic:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 07, 2012, 09:38:13 AM
One good thing about this happening. The DUmmies have the perfect candidate to primary Obama this year. Kucinich 2012!!!  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: EagleKeeper on March 07, 2012, 10:15:28 AM
Heh.

I've been zooming around the Internet lovin me some liberal sorrow.

I know it's schadenfreude but it feels so good!

 :-)
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: VelvetElvis on March 07, 2012, 10:58:37 AM
Has Battlehymn seen that poem yet?   :panic:

He's, uhhh, busy...
Vaginal aching and stuff, ya know...

 :wink:

Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Airwolf on March 07, 2012, 11:18:34 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA wait till November idiots.
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Ballygrl on March 07, 2012, 11:22:11 AM
Edit needed please, just noticed a spelling error in the poem:

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To east my vaginal aching

It's supposed to be ease not east.

Thanks
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: thundley4 on March 07, 2012, 11:37:59 AM
Edit needed please, just noticed a spelling error in the poem:

It's supposed to be ease not east.

Thanks

For DUmmies, Yeast may be more appropriate .
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: AprilRazz on March 07, 2012, 11:38:45 AM
Edit needed please, just noticed a spelling error in the poem:

It's supposed to be ease not east.

Thanks
Or maybe yeast?
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Ballygrl on March 07, 2012, 12:02:33 PM
You guys are so bad! :lmao:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 07, 2012, 02:23:05 PM
My vaginal walls ache

I'm in flux

My desire was high

Now it's low

Dennis loses

Marcy wins

To ease my vaginal aching

There's always BattleHymn



 :lmao: :rotf: :lol:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Karin on March 07, 2012, 02:40:50 PM

I've been zooming around the Internet lovin me some liberal sorrow.


I like the turn of this phrase. 
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: miskie on March 07, 2012, 03:38:59 PM
For DUmmies, Yeast may be more appropriate .

'Yeast, my vaginal baking' perhaps ?
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 07, 2012, 04:08:28 PM
My vaginal walls ache

I'm in flux

My desire was high

Now it's low

Dennis loses

Marcy wins

To ease my vaginal aching

There's always BattleHymn
The CalPig is scanning through her archives right now.

Except for the part about BattleHymn, she's sure this is a case of copyright infringement.
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: miskie on March 07, 2012, 04:24:34 PM
The CalPig is scanning through her archives right now.

Except for the part about BattleHymn, she's sure this is a case of copyright infringement.

It absolutely is -

Or at least it will be once CP makes a similar 'poem' and then adds the copyright data at the bottom-
Take it as a lesson learned. If you don't copyright your poem, it will certainly be hijacked by CalPeg... That is unless its actually a good poem. CP has the market cornered on bad poetry.

Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: BattleHymn on March 07, 2012, 04:36:25 PM
My vaginal walls ache

I'm in flux

My desire was high

Now it's low

Dennis loses

Marcy wins

To ease my vaginal aching

There's always BattleHymn



Holy hell, Bally.  I feel so dirty just sitting here now.  Damn, that was good.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Primitives mourn the loss of Kookcinich in the House
Post by: Ballygrl on March 07, 2012, 06:42:09 PM
:lmao: at GoBucks copyright infringement comment and BH's response.