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Title: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: dixierose on March 06, 2012, 06:23:25 PM
Not sure if this qualifies as one; but it's close...

http://election.democraticunderground.com/1059316

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glinda
 
Ok. My values trumped guilt today.

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Woman staffer at the grocery store wanted me to go through the automated checkout. As she scanned the newspaper, she said "Oh, you are a Santorum voter?" Where she got that from the paper I do not know????
I said "Are you?"
She said dreamily "Oh yes".
I asked her why and she said "I am pro-life". My response was "...and other issues at all?" Nope. That and that he was Catholic.
"Are you sure?" I asked.
She looked at me puzzled. I then laid into her "Well I am bigger Pro-life than you are with your limited issue. I am pro-planet. Pro-animals, Pro-environment life. Too bad you limit yourself to such a narrow view".
I then left after I thanked her for her help. I questioned if I should have felt guilty but today I walked away saying "NAHHHHHHH!" Not today.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: BEG on March 06, 2012, 06:26:46 PM
Shut up Glinda.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: Ballygrl on March 06, 2012, 06:27:12 PM
Well since the Dems support Obama shall we assume they're for high gas prices, high grocery store price, high unemployment, and pro as many Americans as possible being on social welfare programs?
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: dixierose on March 06, 2012, 06:28:52 PM
Well since the Dems support Obama shall we assume they're for high gas prices, high grocery store price, high unemployment, and pro as many Americans as possible being on social welfare programs?

Of course they are. The more people on social welfare programs, the more people voting to keep Dems in power...
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: diesel driver on March 06, 2012, 06:30:59 PM
Well, let's see, I'm:

Pro-planet.  I live here, right?  I use the planet and it's resources to make life better for all mankind.
Pro-animal.  I eat their flesh and use their hides for clothing.
Pro-environment.  Where else are my children and grandchildren going to learn about hunting, fishing, farming, and riding their dirt bikes.   :-)

Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: dutch508 on March 06, 2012, 06:33:27 PM
Oh, that sucked.
I am pro-universe. Top that, fuquewad.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: Delmar on March 06, 2012, 06:37:25 PM
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Response to glinda (Original post)Tue Mar 6, 2012, 06:47 PM
1620rock
1. Idiot's, the're everywhere.

1620rock
Your an idiot's.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: VivisMom on March 06, 2012, 06:38:09 PM
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I am pro-planet. Pro-animals, Pro-environment life.


FRAUD!!!!!! If you're so pro-planet, why buy a paper? How many trees died so you could read the news???? KILLER!!!!!!!


 :thatsright:
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: BEG on March 06, 2012, 06:44:25 PM

FRAUD!!!!!! If you're so pro-planet, why buy a paper? How many trees died so you could read the news???? KILLER!!!!!!!


 :thatsright:

Why is this killer "Glinda" (she has to have a middle name, all serial killers have a middle name) using a computer? Think of all the plastic used in Glenda's computer, the coal used to power her electricity so she can turn on her computer and the gas used to go to the bouncy grocery store outing.  Why does Glinda hate the planet so much?
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: jukin on March 06, 2012, 06:45:15 PM
11/2 bongs because of it being framed in a grocery store where a DUche yelled at a hard working person. My only question is what did the "woman staffer" think about her paying on an EBT card?
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: Chris_ on March 06, 2012, 06:54:52 PM
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I am pro-planet. Pro-animals, Pro-environment life.

Fine.  Feed yourself to some wild animals and we're all winners.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: dixierose on March 06, 2012, 06:56:09 PM
Fine.  Feed yourself to some wild animals and we're all winners.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: thundley4 on March 06, 2012, 07:05:42 PM
11/2 bongs because of it being framed in a grocery store where a DUche yelled at a hard working person. My only question is what did the "woman staffer" think about her paying on an EBT card?

Too many bongs.  It was not a hard working employee.  The employee wanter the DUmmie to use the self-checkout so that the cashier didn't have to get off her (union?) lazy ass.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 06, 2012, 07:14:56 PM
Oh, that sucked.
I am pro-universe. Top that, fuquewad.

Game, set, and match to Dutch. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: Chris_ on March 06, 2012, 07:18:06 PM
I am pro multi-dimensional space-time.
(http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp42/mike_lang67/mike_lang67%20TARDIS/Tardis_Earth_Orbit_1.gif)
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 06, 2012, 07:48:11 PM
Fine.  Feed yourself to some wild animals and we're all winners.

OK... I spewed my coffee all over the monitor on that one.

H5!
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: Freeper on March 06, 2012, 08:31:41 PM
Not sure if this qualifies as one; but it's close...

http://election.democraticunderground.com/1059316


Yeah I'd say that is a bouncy.
Not a good quality bouncy, but a bouncy just the same. There hasn't been a good quality bouncy in ages.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 07, 2012, 12:01:59 AM
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Response to glinda (Original post)Tue Mar 6, 2012, 06:47 PM
1620rock
1. Idiot's, the're everywhere.
"The're" qualifies as a typo.

"Idiot's" is appropriate, since only an idiot uses an apostrophe to make a plural.

And God just slowly strangled another kitten.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: shadeaux on March 07, 2012, 12:11:29 AM
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She said dreamily "Oh yes".

I don't think I've ever heard someone speak dreamily.  Is it like when a cat purrs ?

Glinda was speaking to Glinda at the pretend store.  Pauvre bete.   :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: obumazombie on March 07, 2012, 12:46:34 AM
Well, let's see, I'm:

Pro-planet.  I live here, right?  I use the planet and it's resources to make life better for all mankind.
Pro-animal.  I eat their flesh and use their hides for clothing.
Pro-environment.  Where else are my children and grandchildren going to learn about hunting, fishing, farming, and riding their dirt bikes.   :-)


You are a real pro, and I'm pro pro.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 07, 2012, 04:11:55 AM
I am pro multi-dimensional space-time.
(http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp42/mike_lang67/mike_lang67%20TARDIS/Tardis_Earth_Orbit_1.gif)

But, does "the good Doctor" exist within the universe?

Dutch still wins.  As much as it pains me to say it, . . . he still wins that exchange. :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on March 07, 2012, 09:24:28 AM
They do love grocery bouncies, they write lots of them.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 07, 2012, 09:35:14 AM
(http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/21/2144/XPBCD00Z/art-print/petra-wegner-lop-eared-dwarf-rabbit.jpg)

"Cool story, bro!"
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: Karin on March 07, 2012, 09:41:17 AM
Even if it were true, does it ever occur to them that once they stomp out of the store, numerous people are thinking to themselves, "Liberals and democrats.  What assholes." 

Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: franksolich on March 07, 2012, 09:44:24 AM
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Woman staffer at the grocery store wanted me to go through the automated checkout. As she scanned the newspaper....."

I dunno about anybody else, but I come from an area famous for its customer service, and so perhaps I may be wrong.

But this doesn't strike me as credible even in an area not famous for its customer service; I can't see where it would be tolerated.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 07, 2012, 09:54:54 AM
But this doesn't strike me as credible even in an area not famous for its customer service; I can't see where it would be tolerated.

To the easily led a simple gesture of invitation is interpreted as a demand.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: Airwolf on March 07, 2012, 10:52:22 AM
"Woman Staffer"? WhAt the hell is that? No one in any grocery store I have worked at or shopped at is called a woman staffer or staffer. That alone should tell you it's a lie.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 07, 2012, 11:20:54 AM
Grocery store bouncies are a poor return for all our tax dollars spent on foodstamps.

They get quality food and all we get are piss poor bouncies.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: IassaFTots on March 07, 2012, 11:35:36 AM
"The're" qualifies as a typo.

"Idiot's" is appropriate, since only an idiot uses an apostrophe to make a plural.

And God just slowly strangled another kitten.

Hi5. 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: delilahmused on March 07, 2012, 01:21:01 PM
Shut up Glinda.

Oh, I know! I'm sure she thinks she's a "good witch" but I swear someone must have dropped a house on her sister.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: BEG on March 07, 2012, 01:24:42 PM
Oh, I know! I'm sure she thinks she's a "good witch" but I swear someone must have dropped a house on her sister.

Cindie

Ha H5
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: Karin on March 07, 2012, 02:04:10 PM
"Woman Staffer"? WhAt the hell is that? No one in any grocery store I have worked at or shopped at is called a woman staffer or staffer. That alone should tell you it's a lie.

You know, Airwolf, that slipped right past me; :lmao: I was hoping for a good plot (disappointed).  Woman staffer.  Sounds like a campaign or something.
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 07, 2012, 02:56:23 PM
"Woman staffer" I don't know about but just for the record, I used to be a pretty good "woman stuffer".
Title: Re: DUmmies love grocery store bouncies
Post by: Delmar on March 07, 2012, 03:00:31 PM
"Woman staffer" I don't know about but just for the record, I used to be a pretty good "woman stuffer".
Ed Gein alert!