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Title: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2012, 10:08:59 AM
I just love these kindsa things.

Rachael Ray irritates the shit out of me and Martha Stewart is a convicted felon.

What's not to love?   :rotf:

Cat Fights While Eating (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/03/04/rachael-ray-martha-stewart-serve-cold-shoulder-during-nyc-outing/?intcmp=obnetwork)
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: CG6468 on March 06, 2012, 10:16:57 AM
I just love these kindsa things.

Rachael Ray irritates the shit out of me and Martha Stewart is a convicted felon.

What's not to love?   :rotf:

Cat Fights While Eating (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/03/04/rachael-ray-martha-stewart-serve-cold-shoulder-during-nyc-outing/?intcmp=obnetwork)

We hate the same people! Only I was the first one who hated Martha Stewart. Rachel Ray just irritates the hell out of me.
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2012, 10:20:05 AM
We hate the same people! Only I was the first one who hated Martha Stewart. Rachel Ray just irritates the hell out of me.

"Hate" is a strong term, CG. I don't hate either one. Rachael irritates me and Martha -- the pompous, arrogant, aristocratic royalty wannabe -- I merely loathe.
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: CG6468 on March 06, 2012, 10:22:33 AM
"Hate" is a strong term, CG. I don't hate either one. Rachael irritates me and Martha -- the pompous, arrogant, aristocratic royalty wannabe -- I merely loathe.

It is a strong term. But I do hate it when I hear fingernails scratching across a chalkboard, and just their voices to the same thing to me.
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Karin on March 06, 2012, 10:56:15 AM
I don't see her that often, but Rachael Ray doesn't really annoy me.

Now Martha Stewart on the other hand...there's lots of things I can't stand about her.  In order to "do" say, Christmas right, up to her standards, you'd have to start working on it on Jan. 2.  When reciting a recipe, she refers to the lemons or whatever as "your lemons."  This rubs me the wrong way.  I hear her daughter is a world-class bitch.  I used to know people who lived in her CT neighborhood, and she was gawd-awful to be neighbors with.  I got a Martha Stewart paint for the living room trim/accents.  I loathe it.  Time for it to go.  What else?  I got her lowfat healthy cookbook.  There's not a single recipe in there that isn't puke-inducing to me.  OK I'll stop now.   :-)
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: IassaFTots on March 06, 2012, 11:00:24 AM
I can't stand watching Rachel Ray on TV, but she does have some good quick recipes that suit me fine during the week.  MS is such a tool.  Her daughter used to have a TV show, where she and her buddy would mock Martha Stewart shows. Kind of like Mystery Science Theater 3000, but for crafty people.  That was a hoot!
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Chris_ on March 06, 2012, 11:01:15 AM
I'm sure Rachel Ray is less annoying much nicer in person.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 06, 2012, 11:11:49 AM
I'm sure Rachel Ray is less annoying much nicer in person.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Rachael Ray is from just north of me.  And I wouldn't kick her out of bed, either. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: NHSparky on March 06, 2012, 11:14:59 AM
First time she uses, "EVOO" or "yummy" in my presence, she gets a shot to the ovaries.
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2012, 11:18:02 AM
First time she uses, "EVOO" or "yummy" in my presence, she gets a shot to the ovaries.

What?!? No throat punch?   :lmao:
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 06, 2012, 11:25:37 AM
First time she uses, "EVOO" or "yummy" in my presence, she gets a shot to the ovaries.

A shot of what, Sparky? :runaway: :tongue:
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: IassaFTots on March 06, 2012, 11:30:15 AM
A shot of what, Sparky? :runaway: :tongue:

Oh Noes!!!!!!!!!

 :panic: :panic: :panic:
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 06, 2012, 11:50:09 AM
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-02-013_rachael_ray.jpg)

It's like finding out your kid step-sister has a slutty side and then wanting to knock the bottom out before she makes you breakfast.
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Gina on March 06, 2012, 12:35:22 PM
(http://www.gunslot.com/files/gunslot/imagecache/page/images/67866.jpg)
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Chris_ on March 06, 2012, 12:36:32 PM
I can see which side of the issue Conservative Cave comes down on.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 06, 2012, 12:42:37 PM
I can see which side of the issue Conservative Cave comes down on.  :lmao:

In the battle between Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray, CG would compromise and take Martha Raye.

Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: NHSparky on March 06, 2012, 01:02:50 PM
In the battle between Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray, CG would compromise and take Martha Raye.



I think I just threw up in my mouth.  A LOT.
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: BEG on March 06, 2012, 01:13:22 PM
(http://media.rachaelrayshow.com/managed/episodes/segments/2008/04/28/thumbs/2146Obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Chris_ on March 06, 2012, 01:14:08 PM
Aw, hell naw. :hammer:
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2012, 02:03:10 PM
(http://media.rachaelrayshow.com/managed/episodes/segments/2008/04/28/thumbs/2146Obama.jpg)

Bitchslapped for failure to provide a  :spork: alert.

Bad BEG, bad, bad bad....
Title: Re: Food/Cat Fight
Post by: Kyle Ricky on March 07, 2012, 08:16:15 AM
First time she uses, "EVOO" or "yummy" in my presence, she gets a shot to the ovaries.

Her using those words irritate me so much.


(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/rachael-ray-image.jpg)