The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: CG6468 on March 05, 2012, 09:26:27 PM
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DRINKER Dave Marriott faces being kicked out of his local club — because of his FLATULENCE.
Dave, 49, was hauled before the committee after other members complained about the stink. He was told to stop — or be barred.
Dave, a member for 30 years at Grange Villa Workmen's Social Club, said: "There's quite a bit of flatulence down the club and they seem to be cracking down — perhaps it's because women are now allowed in the bar.
"But I don't purposefully blast in front of them. In fairness it's not just me, but I'm probably the worst.
"In the past, pub landlords have given me a pint for clearing the bar at closing time, but I'm not proud of myself.
Gassy Dave (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4172396/Club-raps-drinker-for-being-a-stinker.html)
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Did somebody step on a duck ?
I Bet You Were Something Before Electricity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMVvTl83gWg)