The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on March 05, 2012, 06:46:05 PM

Title: It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250
Post by: Freeper on March 05, 2012, 06:46:05 PM: Quote
11 Bravo

It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250 million OTHER sperm.

Holy shit! If this is the BEST that he can be, just imagine how he MIGHT have turned out!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002387889

Could be worse, he could have turned out to be a sniveling DUmmy who wants everything in life for free.
Title: Re: It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2012, 06:53:47 PM: Quote from: Freeper on March 05, 2012, 06:46:05 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002387889

Could be worse, he could have turned out to be a sniveling DUmmy who wants everything in life for free.

With a bogus military record like numbersBoo.
Title: Re: It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250
Post by: BEG on March 05, 2012, 07:19:08 PM: Too bad your dad's didn't end up on your mom's face DUmmie.
Title: Re: It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250
Post by: Big Dog on March 05, 2012, 07:25:13 PM: Quote from: BEG on March 05, 2012, 07:19:08 PM
Too bad your dad's didn't end up on your mom's face DUmmie.

I have seen no evidence that it didn't. Maybe his parents had a dog...

(http://tamilmaalai.com/multimedia/albums/Mobile/animation/dog_display_licking.gif)
Title: Re: It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250
Post by: Airwolf on March 05, 2012, 08:40:40 PM: So far no ones seen any proof that 11BooBoo is what he claims to be. I mean other then a liar. I'd say Rush is a far better person then you could ever imagine being.
Title: Re: It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250
Post by: shadeaux on March 05, 2012, 08:59:46 PM: The DUmmies have Rush rabies today. It's so funny !
Title: Re: It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250
Post by: obumazombie on March 05, 2012, 11:32:46 PM: What is the difference between a sperm, and a lawyer ?

A sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming human.
Title: Re: It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2012, 11:43:36 PM: Quote from: BEG on March 05, 2012, 07:19:08 PM
Too bad your dad's didn't end up on your mom's face DUmmie.
He came from DUmp democrats; it may not have been his dad's.
Title: Re: It's hard to believe, but the sperm that created Limbaugh had to beat out 250
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 06, 2012, 04:10:06 AM: It takes fast swimming sperm to make a conservative....conservative eggs are industrious and always on the move making for difficult targets.

It takes sperm with a strong stomach to make a DUmmie....rotten DUmmie eggs make easy targets, they do nothing but lay around and stink up the place.