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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on May 09, 2008, 12:48:05 PM
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BushDespiser12(1000+ posts)
Fri May-09-08 01:36 PM
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"The Road To Hell Is Paved With Liberals"
Seeing this attached to the rear end of a jacked up F-150, I pulled alongside and gestured to the 30-something male to roll down his window. He was somewhat hesitant, yet managed to comply. In my disarming manner, I complimented him on his bumper sticker and gave him a thumbsup :thumbsup: As his face broadened in a smile shared only between complicit cohorts, I finished my dialog with another compliment.
I said, "It's not often people like you express with such tacit simplicity that you are carrying a double-digit IQ. Well done!"
I made my left hand turn, and carried on my way.
It is a good day!(http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/anim_bounce.gif)(http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/anim_bounce.gif)(http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/anim_bounce.gif)
Sure you did... :loser:
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BushDespiser12 (1000+ posts) Fri May-09-08 01:36 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3263551
"The Road To Hell Is Paved With Liberals"
Advertisements [?]Edited on Fri May-09-08 01:40 PM by BushDespiser12
Seeing this attached to the rear end of a jacked up F-150, I pulled alongside and gestured to the 30-something male to roll down his window. He was somewhat hesitant, yet managed to comply. In my disarming manner, I complimented him on his bumper sticker and gave him a thumbsup As his face broadened in a smile shared only between complicit cohorts, I finished my dialog with another compliment.
I said, "It's not often people like you express with such tacit simplicity that you are carrying a double-digit IQ. Well done!"
I made my left hand turn, and carried on my way.
It is a good day! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/anim_bounce.gif)
they are even adding bouncies to their own messages now...
I mean...what's the point of living anymore!?!
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Err...dupe thread....
doc
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great minds, etc etc etc
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I was curious if there was such a bumper sticker.
Amazon has one
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/Servonaut/hell.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/ROAD-PAVED-LIBERALS-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B0002U6MLE
And in a few days I'll have one. :-)
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Just a "jacked up F-150"? Oh come on, I'm sure it could've at least been an F-250 King Ranch, you know the ones with the leather seats, minus a muffler causing a spew of carbon and noise credits all over the locality. Maybe, some Longhorns as the hood ornament and a dead buck in the truck bed also? Work on the details, *Despiser12. They make or break the fantasy.
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I've got a 1959 Chevrolet Apache Fleetside with a few conservative stickers and live in one of the most liberal cities in California. I have yet to have a leftist say shit to me.
In fact, on the big invasion of Iraq demonstrations my truck was up front in a die in on a street. After two or three minutes of my horn being constantly on the demonstrators got up and let me through. It was great. Not a single one tried to **** with me. Quite frankly I was hoping they would. I would have been in fear for my life and driven over quite a few of them if that had happened.
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The bumper sticker was placed on the truck to upset fools like this BD12 idiot. That it angered him so much he felt the need to comment is a bonus.
Mission Accomplished!! :cheersmate:
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I followed a truck that had a sticker that said "When it has to be destroyed overnight, vote Democrat" He was going to the same party as I was and I complimented his taste in stickers.
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I wish my local roads were paved with liberals. It'd make for a very cushy ride. Hard washing all that patchouli-smelling gunk off the undercarriage, though.
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*Sigh* If only we could turn them into paving. Or at least run over them.....
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*Sigh* If only we could turn them into paving. Or at least run over them.....
:(
Q: How many liberals does it take to pave a road?
A: It depends on how thin you slice them.
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Just a "jacked up F-150"? Oh come on, I'm sure it could've at least been an F-250 King Ranch, you know the ones with the leather seats, minus a muffler causing a spew of carbon and noise credits all over the locality. Maybe, some Longhorns as the hood ornament and a dead buck in the truck bed also? Work on the details, *Despiser12. They make or break the fantasy.
You forgot the gun rack and the Confederate flag.