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Title: OS going door to door....
Post by: formerlurker on March 03, 2012, 01:20:46 PM
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Omaha Steve


Just flipped an Olde Towne merchant that supported the incumbant last election

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When my yard signs are printed, one will go up in their front window!

I'm out going door to door today.

http://stevedawes2012.com/

OS


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002377918

Steve, is this the same store owner who doesn't have caller id?  

Don't forget your "I have always supported socialism" button!!  

Go Steve.  Go Steve.  GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Steve!  

Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 03, 2012, 01:51:22 PM
The store owner has know idea how you really want to run him outa business.

Still the post is deceptive. Only ONE store is mentioned in Olde Towne. I wonder if thats all Steve even hit before calling it a day.
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: shadeaux on March 03, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
The people LUD him !

OS is a star. He's probably signing autographs, getting freebies as we speak.  All celebrities get the royal treatment.

He's even on youtube. No need for sound.  :-)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR9GYelgz18[/youtube]
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: obumazombie on March 03, 2012, 02:33:17 PM
John Edwards was a remarkable con man. As an attorney he reinforced every negative stereotype about lawyers.
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: Tucker on March 03, 2012, 02:57:06 PM
John Edwards was a remarkable con man. As an attorney he reinforced every negative stereotype about lawyers.

99% of the lawyers give the other 1% a bad name.
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: shadeaux on March 03, 2012, 02:59:23 PM
OS LOOOOOOOOOOOVED John Edwards.    :lmao:
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: Ogre on March 03, 2012, 03:01:17 PM
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Omaha Steve


Just flipped an Olde Towne merchant that supported the incumbant last election

Last edited Sat Mar 3, 2012, 09:57 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)


When my yard signs are printed, one will go up in their front window!

I'm out going door to door today.

http://stevedawes2012.com/

OS

Hey Socialist Steve, is this the same store owner that received an out of state call last week?  But I digress, on to rating this bouncy.

This tale of alleged triumph doesn't start with "so", nor are there any cops or bushes, there was however the "flipped" store owner, aka alleged conversion, but alas no applause.

Bong meter says:  0  :stoner:

Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: Skul on March 03, 2012, 03:05:40 PM
If something looking like that showed up at my door, I would call the cops.
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: franksolich on March 03, 2012, 04:40:42 PM
The big guy's turning into quite the bouncymeister; we're likely to be regaled with plenty of made-up stories about how his campaign is going, from here until November.  He may even win the "bouncy" award for 2012, who knows.
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 03, 2012, 05:09:52 PM
The big guy's turning into quite the bouncymeister; we're likely to be regaled with plenty of made-up stories about how his campaign is going, from here until November.  He may even win the "bouncy" award for 2012, who knows.
Yeah and when he loses he will probably claim fraud. No one ever votes against a liberal/socialist union thug...
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 03, 2012, 05:52:51 PM
Yeah and when he loses he will probably claim fraud. No one ever votes against a liberal/socialist union thug...

Especially in such a state as Nebraska.
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 03, 2012, 06:05:32 PM
One should live by the golden rule. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."...so when OS comes to your door on Saturday morning, slam the door hard in his face like he does to the Jehovah's Witnesses..
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: thundley4 on March 03, 2012, 06:30:50 PM
One should live by the golden rule. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."...so when OS comes to your door on Saturday morning, slam the door hard in his face like he does to the Jehovah's Witnesses..


Well, Steve Dawes of Bellevue is tying to sell himself, so to speak, so hopefully someone will treat him like a car salesman.
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 03, 2012, 06:43:49 PM

Well, Steve Dawes of Bellevue is tying to sell himself, so to speak, so hopefully someone will treat him like a car salesman.
:-) That deserves a Hi5
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 03, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
If something looking like that showed up at my door, I would call the cops.

Naw, I'd just shoot the bastard and drag him inside! The guy certainly looks like he wants to do bodily harm to your family. I've seen better looking serial killers!
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: Big Dog on March 03, 2012, 09:41:32 PM
If something looking like that showed up at my door, I would call the cops.

As should anyone with a daughter who is a high school basketball player.

(http://lmliberty.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/flasher2.jpg) (http://stevedawes2012.com/index_htm_files/194.png)
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 03, 2012, 09:48:27 PM
As should anyone with a daughter who is a high school basketball player.

(http://lmliberty.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/flasher2.jpg) (http://stevedawes2012.com/index_htm_files/194.png)
Hmm..could that have anything to do with Marta abandoning her run for the school board?
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: Boudicca on March 03, 2012, 10:28:40 PM
The big guy's turning into quite the bouncymeister; we're likely to be regaled with plenty of made-up stories about how his campaign is going, from here until November.  He may even win the "bouncy" award for 2012, who knows.

Frank, you should run OS's bouncy campaign over here.  I'm sure he's more well known and liked at the Cave than he is in his home town, where people actually know him.  And our bouncy award would make a nice consolation prize for the guy; someone who works that hard deserves to win something. :-)
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 04, 2012, 01:54:34 AM
The big guy's turning into quite the bouncymeister; we're likely to be regaled with plenty of made-up stories about how his campaign is going, from here until November.  He may even win the "bouncy" award for 2012, who knows.
Is that how it works - just a straight campaign for eight months with no primary?
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 04, 2012, 04:52:12 AM
Naw, I'd just shoot the bastard and drag him inside!

Not with your back.  You'd need a pair of horses to help you out.  Then again, so would I, or about anyone else here.
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: delilahmused on March 04, 2012, 04:57:39 AM
John Edwards was a remarkable con man. As an attorney he reinforced every negative stereotype about lawyers.

I have absolutely no idea what the hell women on the left see in him...I like men who are a little less effeminate, but that's just me.

Cindie
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 04, 2012, 05:17:20 AM
I have absolutely no idea what the hell women on the left see in him...I like men who are a little less effeminate, but that's just me.

Cindie

Soft hands, money and social standing in the community....that's about all.

Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: Tucker on March 04, 2012, 06:23:35 AM
Soft hands, money and social standing in the community....that's about all.



That would mean that liberal women are sluts.
Title: Re: OS going door to door....
Post by: franksolich on March 04, 2012, 08:03:37 AM
Is that how it works - just a straight campaign for eight months with no primary?

The big guy's the only (D) candidate in the primary, so he automatically advances to the general election.

Same with the guy who's the only (L) candidate in the primary.

There's two (R) candidates on the primary ballot, so that's a contest.

Think "Massachusetts" here, reversing the (D) and the (R)s, and you get the idea what it's going to be like; that there's two (R) candidates running against each other in Bellevue doesn't mean any more than when there's two (D) candidates running against each other in the Bay State.

Other than, of course, that in Nebraska the vote counts are honest, no playing games.