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Title: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: thundley4 on March 02, 2012, 06:23:12 PM
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applegrove
 
Who do you hope is the first female President? Since Hillary is not available I say Debbie Wasserman

Shultz. The more I hear from her the more I think she really has what it takes.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002375607

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aint_no_life_nowhere
4. I thought about this the other day and Michelle Obama crossed my mind

I think she would be terrific: a lawyer like Hillary, extremely well-educated like Hillary, extremely likable and personable, attractive, and charismatic. You will probably say that we don't need dynasties in this country and you're probably right. But that's who I'd most like to see. I like her even more than her husband.

There is more, but I can't stop laughing.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Rebel on March 02, 2012, 06:29:07 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Delmar on March 02, 2012, 06:30:46 PM
Lurking DUmmies, I've got two words for ya:  Liz Cheney.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 02, 2012, 06:37:58 PM
Naaah . . . Gov. Mary Fallin of Oklahoma.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: thundley4 on March 02, 2012, 06:48:21 PM
Nikki Haley is another good choice.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: obumazombie on March 02, 2012, 10:59:34 PM
Will Wasserman be President, or Shultz ?
This might be the first real test of the wisdom of the hyphenated name.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 02, 2012, 11:30:31 PM
Debbie Wasserman Schultz is such insufferable bitch, I used to enjoy TGMTDWS on Twitter.  (The Guy Married To Debbie Wasserman Schultz)

No one leads a worse existence.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Revolution on March 02, 2012, 11:50:41 PM
Urgh... I just got heartburn after reading the DUmmie's OP.  Shultz would be at LEAST as bad as Obumble. Maybe worse, because as much as I dislike the man, Obama's not stupid.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Tucker on March 03, 2012, 09:02:17 AM
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aint_no_life_nowhere
4. I thought about this the other day and Michelle Obama crossed my mind

I think she would be terrific: a lawyer like Hillary, extremely well-educated like Hillary, extremely likable and personable, attractive, and charismatic. You will probably say that we don't need dynasties in this country and you're probably right. But that's who I'd most like to see. I like her even more than her husband.

The first Wookie will not be the first Wookie to get elected.

The poodle doesn't have a chance either.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: jukin on March 03, 2012, 09:32:31 AM
DWS is a nut that didn't fall too far from the tree.

Her mother is on trial and will soon be in prison for defrauding the local government.
http://discussions.sun-sentinel.com/20/soflanews/fl-wasserman-rubin-trial-date-20111220/10

Her father, already spending time in prison for (now this is a shocker) TAX EVASION. Of course, he is a demokrat party member in good standing.
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/06/29/ex-commissioners-husband-sentenced-for-tax-evasion/

Yes these are the fine upstanding parents of the downer debby.
http://www.examiner.com/parenting-teens-in-fort-lauderdale/local-congresswoman-celebrates-moms-and-our-kids

As we all know these are just resume enhancers for a member of the demokrat party.

Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 03, 2012, 07:53:23 PM
DWS is a nut that didn't fall too far from the tree.

Her mother is on trial and will soon be in prison for defrauding the local government.
http://discussions.sun-sentinel.com/20/soflanews/fl-wasserman-rubin-trial-date-20111220/10

Her father, already spending time in prison for (now this is a shocker) TAX EVASION. Of course, he is a demokrat party member in good standing.
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/06/29/ex-commissioners-husband-sentenced-for-tax-evasion/

Yes these are the fine upstanding parents of the downer debby.
http://www.examiner.com/parenting-teens-in-fort-lauderdale/local-congresswoman-celebrates-moms-and-our-kids

As we all know these are just resume enhancers for a member of the demokrat party.



After reading up on this, the famdamily is a bunch of ****in' criminals! I hope they throw the book at mama! Everyone wants to feel sympathy for her, and I imagine Debbie will come to her aid and she won't do a day, but damn, when you're that corrupt ya oughta do time!
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Karin on March 05, 2012, 02:38:24 PM
Kicking for the laughs and also DWS's family tree.

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Fri Mar 2, 2012, 08:27 PM
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26. She's not an experienced politician. Think Rick Perry.

Running for President is only for the creme de la creme of the political world......tried and true NATIONAL politicians.

Hillary did as well as she did because she'd had top level national experience because of her First Lady status in the White House and Governorship of Arkansas.

They so smart!

They're also saying Sandra Fluke.   ::)  Also Rachel Maddow.   ::)
Also Joy Behar.   :lmao:   Caroline Kennedy. 

They're doing a lot of Jew-poking BTW.  Racists.  Even JDPriestlly called them out on it. 


Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: sybilll on March 05, 2012, 03:06:32 PM
Good grief.  So, they are trolling PetSmart for candidates now? 
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 05, 2012, 03:37:14 PM
DWS?  Jeeze, if you want to go Looney Party, just go all in on it and demand Cynthia McKinney.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on March 05, 2012, 03:41:12 PM
DWS?  Jeeze, if you want to go Looney Party, just go all in on it and demand Cynthia McKinney.

The thought of a "president" Cynthia McKinney makes me throw up a little in my mouth.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Ballygrl on March 05, 2012, 03:53:03 PM
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I say Debbie Wasserman

Shultz. The more I hear from her the more I think she really has what it takes.

Yeah, her lisp is awesome!
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: zeitgeist on March 05, 2012, 04:53:24 PM
Yeah, her lisp is awesome!

Is it just me or does she remind you of Chelsea Clinton?   :whistling:  I always have to look twice ( painfull though that might be ) to be sure which it is.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 05, 2012, 04:58:26 PM
I'd endorse DWS. Go for it DUmmies
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Ballygrl on March 05, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
Is it just me or does she remind you of Chelsea Clinton?   :whistling:  I always have to look twice ( painfull though that might be ) to be sure which it is.

Shockingly Chelsea is prettier. DWS's voice is so annoying though, I expect her to spit with every word she utters.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2012, 06:46:47 PM
Shockingly Chelsea is prettier. DWS's voice is so annoying though, I expect her to spit with every word she utters.
Yeah, democrat presidents gave us Chelsea Clinton and Amy Carter.

No wonder DUmpmonkeys loathed the Bush twins.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 06, 2012, 12:22:40 AM
Shockingly Chelsea is prettier. DWS's voice is so annoying though, I expect her to spit with every word she utters.

Now ain't that just disgusting? I thought Hilary was the hard nosed, put yer balls in a lock box, dominatrix, in politics!

That is until Cynthia came along!
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Karin on March 06, 2012, 07:17:22 AM
And just to be thoroughly catty, anybody ever see DWS in a skirt?  They filmed her walking down the hall in one.  Wearing flats.  A big ass with big dumpy piano legs, and she walked like a gorilla. 
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: obumazombie on March 06, 2012, 08:26:51 AM
And just to be thoroughly catty, anybody ever see DWS in a skirt?  They filmed her walking down the hall in one.  Wearing flats.  A big ass with big dumpy piano legs, and she walked like a gorilla. 
Clinnochio couldn't resist such women.
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Ballygrl on March 06, 2012, 08:48:37 AM
OMG! look at those legs, and these are the people worried about birth control? as if!

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr4bZqahU5aHJd9aKLFPQIRCwtDKHicQGkaS6RCjnC2ZfnGE4yow)
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: Tucker on March 06, 2012, 08:58:59 AM
OMG! look at those legs, and these are the people worried about birth control? as if!

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr4bZqahU5aHJd9aKLFPQIRCwtDKHicQGkaS6RCjnC2ZfnGE4yow)

Do you know how many babies are conceived at 2 AM, in big liberal cities that have lots of pubs?

I wonder what her hand gesture means!!!
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 06, 2012, 08:59:21 AM
OMG! look at those legs, and these are the people worried about birth control? as if!

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr4bZqahU5aHJd9aKLFPQIRCwtDKHicQGkaS6RCjnC2ZfnGE4yow)

White pants in plus sizes...the leading cause of snow blindness.

 :panic:
Title: Re: Debbie Wasserman for President! I'm Series 111 !!!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 06, 2012, 12:59:56 PM
And just to be thoroughly catty, anybody ever see DWS in a skirt?  They filmed her walking down the hall in one.  Wearing flats.  A big ass with big dumpy piano legs, and she walked like a gorilla.  

Yeah, she's got one of those butts that when you're dancin' and ya set your drink down, it walks away!

(edited to add)

OMG! look at those legs, and these are the people worried about birth control? as if!

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr4bZqahU5aHJd9aKLFPQIRCwtDKHicQGkaS6RCjnC2ZfnGE4yow)

What, ya never heard of "thunder thighs"?

Do you know how many babies are conceived at 2 AM, in big liberal cities that have lots of pubs?

I wonder what her hand gesture means!!!

That's easy! "And her strapon was this big!"