Brietbart Comments Lead to Hat Trick on Conservative Web Site
I promise to never do this again. But I just GOTTA post this one about our friends over at that cave site. You all know who I mean, I am certain. I also know I am being really bad. But geeze. Its all too delicious.
I can post **anything** and get the cages a-rattling over at the CrazyCave. Today, Brietbart and the bad Graphic Smoking Warnings decision by the right wing activist judge have them all spittle flecked and cackling with their sophomoric wisdom. I am on their front page three times. That often happens to me and maybe a half dozen others. Their impotent rants are about what they imagine to be true are often hilarious.
Tess posted a link to my thread about Brietbart. This one: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002368051
Which lead to the mental midget, jukin, telling the world he'd like to meet me. Meanwhile the dumb ass wanker points out that I shall one day die. My reply is "Gee? Ya think? So will you, sonny." Freeborn thinks it sucks to be me. He doesn't say why because frank, the head moron hasn't told him yet. Wutta trooper. The Idaho Allosaurus thinks he'd like to meet me and that I'm a cocksucker. Hiya Allo.
Wasp brings in another of their favorite DUers to quote. Beg, who the other day told us all that she likes her sex hard and rough, just howls at the moon, but says nothing, really. She must still be in afterglow. And Karin thinks killing is needed.
These are swell people, our fans.
Many of us get mentioned in a pinned thread started by Rebel. He link back to this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/101464366
New Hampshire's own Sparky the gadfly starts it off by calling grave dancers mother****ers. Isn't that nice. no one in particular. Just a shotgun blast of bullshit birdshot. Badcat brings over three more links and splashdown calls us ****ing ghouls. Funny how they like to use **** to represent the word ****. Like that makes it all okie dokie. Ah well. Kids in mom's basement do that a lot. Gina and tucker and rebel all weigh in with their own "I'm a big kid, too" inane grunts of ascent.
BlueStateSaint threatens to tell Rush and Hannity about us. Oh ****! Now we're really screwed.
This one goes on for pages and pages. Frank, maybe the loneliest man in the world, who lives a life devoid of human contact in his backwoods Ted Kaczynski-esque shack in Nebraska, and who is the titular leader of this merry band of misfits, doesn't weigh in until late in the second page. Then Jake Style is there with my thread again (first? I dunno. Their software is so bad it is impossible to tell who is speaking to who and when.) here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002368051 That makes my second mention to ward the hat trick. That sets off another round from frank and thundley and bannedfromDU. Splashdown is a standout, citing with all the false authority his limited intellectual capacity can muster: "I wish it wasn't cliche to think the DUde is a worthless pile of shit. But even Sparkly does." frank refers to me as a clam killer, based on a recipe I posted about macaroni and clam sauce. (Who knows? I sure don't.). This shit goes on for four pages. No actual discussion, just shit flinging at DU members.
(ed: I am called Dude after having chided someone here for calling me Dude once. Well, more than once. That person is no longer here, but they continue to use the term to cliche.)
And then the last one, for the hat trick, is from Thundley4. He links to my tobacco judge thread, here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002365863
He links to pretty much the whole thread and then offers this jewel from the right wing mind: "No, the topic was the governments rights to interfere with legitimate business." An apostrophe would have been helpful in making the line more easily understood, Thund, ol' pal.
They morph into a discussion of Boeing, with one of them saying he lives with it everyday. I guess he lives in Everett and hates his job. Or the sound of jets flying over. Who knows?
This one was kind of a disappointment. until Allosaurus weighs in with the hugely witty and incredibly clever "Stinkfinger". Wow. He ought to be writing teevee comedy or something with that cleveritudinousness.
So anyway, there we go. On March 1, 2012, I make my fourth or fifth hat trick of the year so far. These cage monkeys are such easy targets. I can say any damned thin I want and they'll post about it over there and then enter in the same sophomoric exchanges and high fives as they did last week, the week before, the month before that and the years before that.
Enjoy this telling of the sorry lives of this group who think they're out of sight.
Hiya Kids!!!!!
All you moles, row this back and post it. I want to see it pinned. I KNOW you won't be able to resist. I KNOW it.
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 05:38 PM
Systematic Chaos
1. And just so they're aware, I'm flirting with the right side of 300 now. It won't be long. I guess they'll have to undergo some massive brain strain coming up with a nickname for me to replace 'Las Vegas Lardass' soon.
Well, I, for one, have to give the stinky, clam killing dude credit for actually preforming a service for once.
Seriously, better and more accurate reporting that DOTY Nadin has ever done.
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 05:38 PM
Systematic Chaos
1. And just so they're aware, I'm flirting with the right side of 300 now. It won't be long. I guess they'll have to undergo some massive brain strain coming up with a nickname for me to replace 'Las Vegas Lardass' soon.
Chan790
2. If I cared what mental defectives thought...
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then I'd be a freeper.
I feel bad for them, they lost one the few actually intelligent people in all of conservatism last night. I mean he wasn't a very nice person but still...the collective intelligence of conservatives fell by at-least 60% with the death of Andy Breitbart. It's tragic, they're not even fun to poke with a stick anymore...they're like the political equivalent of that guy whose response to everything is "your mom."
Conservatism is like dinosaurs...dead.
If we are so stupid, then why is it none of us need the federal government to hold our hands through life?H5-This is one the Joke of the Internets should report back.
You people think you are the most intelligent beings on the planet, yet you can't take responsibility for your own lives and pay your own way. You sit there hand held wide open demanding that we the taxpayer fill it, and even if you manage to get some freebies you demand more and more.
If I cared what mental defectives thought...
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then I'd be a freeper.
Beg, who the other day told us all that she likes her sex hard and rough, just howls at the moon, but says nothing, really. She must still be in afterglow.
These are swell people, our fans.
Chan790
2.
Conservatism is like dinosaurs...dead.
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 05:38 PM
Systematic Chaos
1. And just so they're aware, I'm flirting with the right side of 300 now. It won't be long. I guess they'll have to undergo some massive brain strain coming up with a nickname for me to replace 'Las Vegas Lardass' soon.
Uh oh, the tapes Breitbart has of Obama are going to be shown on Hannity next week. In death Andrew will still haunt you assholes.
What, exactly, are these tapes?
Well, at least the women here pay for our own birth control. Of course, should it fail our men do a bit more than drive us to planned parenthood for a government subsidized abortion so there's that...Well, and I'd never tell my husband he has to use the cat box in the basement.
Cindie
Oh my.It looks to me like the one getting ignored is the DUde. Only two replies to his stinking post over at the DUmp. That's gotta hurt an attention whore like the Dude.
For the past few weeks, I was afraid the clam-killing old dude was taking my fellow alum Skins's advice and ignoring us.
It looks to me like the one getting ignored is the DUde. Only two replies to his stinking post over at the DUmp. That's gotta hurt an attention whore like the Dude.
It looks to me like the one getting ignored is the DUde. Only two replies to his stinking post over at the DUmp. That's gotta hurt an attention whore like the Dude.
Heh! He's gettin' more attention from us than he is his own partners in crime! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
How's that feel StinkFinger? Maybe you should be nice to the cat tonight. Doesn't appear you have many friends!
Sucks to be you huh, lottatwat!
Apparently some of them are of Obama when he was at Harvard, I'm not sure what the others are.
Really? Is there supposed to be anything damning on them?
How about Barry snorting some coke, doing weed, and sucking some cock?
Really? Is there supposed to be anything damning on them?
I've seen occasional references to these tapes on the Drudge Report.
Apparently there's some good stuff in them, and Breitbart was just waiting for the right time to release them.
Yeah, we don't kill our children. We pay our own way and plan for them accordingly. We just don't go out and try to be AIDS recipients! I been with 'Toots" for 39 years, and I can still rock her world. When was the last time yer 'ol lady even got close, needle dick?
Hey StinkFinger, have ya put yer finger up the cat's ass for a thrill lately? Ya know, my 'ol lady lets me use the upstairs head. And it sure as hell doesn't stink of cat shit!
DUDE!, or would Twat be more appropriate? I know how manly you boys are over there!
Hi, old dude.I'd put Stinky up against a bucket of clams any day. How many takers you think I'd get for an old fart in his wife's bathrobe?
How's it feel to kill helpless little clams by boiling them to death?
I've seen occasional references to these tapes on the Drudge Report.
Apparently there's some good stuff in them, and Breitbart was just waiting for the right time to release them.
I guess now would be as good a time as any, huh?
I guess now would be as good a time as any, huh?I figured that the tapes would come out after the party conventions. Not an October surprise, but a little closer to the election.
I'd put Stinky up against a bucket of clams any day. How many takers you think I'd get for an old fart in his wife's bathrobe?
I guess now would be as good a time as any, huh?
What irritates me past vexation is the clam-killing old dude's, and Pedro Picasso's, assertions that franksolich tells members how to think, what to say.
Yeah, sure.
We get together every morning and I announce to others sitting around a conference-room table, "Okay, you say xxx, and you over there say yyy, and you there say zzz," and so on.
Yeah, sure.
Unlike the clam-killing old dude, I've had no experience with the way organized crime does things.
Bah, humbug.
The dude educated us? I was unaware that the DUmbass had signed up and posted here.
Andrew Breitbart, 1969-2012
A few months ago I was in Los Angeles for a car show, and decided to text Andrew Breitbart about getting together for drinks. We occasionally shared a glass or two whenever he was in Chicago, or I in L.A.; I always enjoyed my brief visits inside his non-stop maelstrom, and for whatever reason he put up with my company. "Can't," he replied. "Am at the Venice Xmas boat parade with family. Want to join us?"
I drove there and met him at the home of Orson Bean (the Hollywood Blacklist actor who also happened to be his father in-law) and joined him and Eric Volz on the deck to watch the passing aquatic floats of what is arguably America's most leftist city. Like always, we wedged in a little stream-of-conscious conversation, punctuated by his ever-beckoning cell phone and the hugging entreaties of his four kids. "Cool, isn't it?" he grinned, pointing to a passing raft bearing a Rolling Stones cover band. "I love this."
It was the last time I ever saw Breitbart, who died early today at 43. He left an electronic media legacy that will be hard to top, having helped launch the Drudge Report, the HuffingtonPost, Breitbart.com, and his collection of "Big" sites. He was an unapologetic conservative, but one who defied the media's template; pro-civil rights, pro-drug legalization, pro-gay rights, to the point of boycotting CPAC when it barred the gay conservative group GOProud. Other than his mainstream pro-life views (he was, after all, adopted) you would be hard pressed to characterize him as a right winger on social issues.
So how did this socially liberal Jewish RINO from Brentwood become the Emmanuel Goldstein of the left's unhinged 2-Minutes Hate? A lot of it, I suspect, is a viral strain of mindless repetition. I have appalled a few nice progressive friends by revealing my friendship with Breitbart. They know good people, like me, are supposed to despise him, but pressed can't quite articulate why. Or cite his reported support for slavery and gay concentration camps or somesuch. Its most concentrated form takes place in the anonymity of comment threads and Twitter feeds. My personal favorite is the frequent taunting of Breitbart as gay, where the taunter either (a) assumes Breitbart considers it an insult, or (b) actually means it as an insult.
Breitbart, of course, reveled in it, and took great delight in retweeting and exposing that hate, the real source of which is clear: unlike meek approval-seeking chickenshits like me, he relished poking at hornets' nests, lifting up rocks, calling out the bullies on the playground. He made himself an enemy of corrupt political con artists who operate on latent threats of thuggery, called them out on it, and, best of all, knew exactly how they would react before they did. He deserved a Pulitzer, but got something better: their opprobrium.
Plenty will be written about Andrew Breitbart in the next few days, some flattering, some not. As for me, I will drink two beers in his honor tonight, and remember him the way he was last December in Venice - a big, lovable, random, generous, fearless, patriotic grinning goofball surrounded by his family, basking in the coolness of it all.
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 05:38 PM
Systematic Chaos
1. And just so they're aware, I'm flirting with the right side of 300 now.
Kilograms.
Okay, this really pisses me off. I don't even get an Honorable Mention anywhere in all that blather? What am I chopped liver? The redheaded stepchild? Bobbolink?
You just don't get it Stinky. We love you. We really do. We love you because you serve an important function. Two, actually. First, you're a source of never-ending hilarity as you go about your daily lives believing you and your group of social retards really mean anything more than the stuff one scrapes off their shoe after a stroll through the barnyard. Second, observing you is great for one's perspective, because it doesn't matter how down or discouraged one of us might get, we have only to look at your sad, pathetic lives and consider, "There for the Grace of God go I", and suddenly our lives don't seem so challenging anymore.
Chan790
2. If I cared what mental defectives thought...
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then I'd be a freeper.
I feel bad for them, they lost one the few actually intelligent people in all of conservatism last night. I mean he wasn't a very nice person but still...the collective intelligence of conservatives fell by at-least 60% with the death of Andy Breitbart. It's tragic, they're not even fun to poke with a stick anymore...they're like the political equivalent of that guy whose response to everything is "your mom."
Conservatism is like dinosaurs...dead.
Chan790
I feel bad for them, they lost one the few actually intelligent people in all of conservatism last night. I mean he wasn't a very nice person but still...the collective intelligence of conservatives fell by at-least 60% with the death of Andy Breitbart. It's tragic, they're not even fun to poke with a stick anymore...they're like the political equivalent of that guy whose response to everything is "your mom."
Conservatism is like dinosaurs...dead. they don't call me Allosaur for nothin' *****!
Why doesn't he post here? he has an account, we're banned if we post there, so why doesn't he come here? I'm thinking of making Manicotti for my Mom and would love his input.He probably used his wife's name/email address to sign up. Il Stinko es incommunicado.
hubs2sparkly
I promise to never do this again.
Shut up DUde. Empty the litter box before you piss Sparkly off again.
And why does he stalk us? :panic: :rofl:
"Brietbart Comments Lead to Hat Trick on Conservative Web Site"
Pity. I saw the thread title and expected something entertaining.
Better luck next time, old man.
Brietbart Comments Lead to Hat Trick on Conservative Web Site
I promise to never do this again. But I just GOTTA post this one about our friends over at that cave site. You all know who I mean, I am certain. I also know I am being really bad. But geeze. Its all too delicious.
I can post **anything** and get the cages a-rattling over at the CrazyCave. Today, Brietbart and the bad Graphic Smoking Warnings decision by the right wing activist judge have them all spittle flecked and cackling with their sophomoric wisdom. I am on their front page three times. That often happens to me and maybe a half dozen others. Their impotent rants are about what they imagine to be true are often hilarious.
Tess posted a link to my thread about Brietbart. This one: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002368051
Which lead to the mental midget, jukin, telling the world he'd like to meet me. Meanwhile the dumb ass wanker points out that I shall one day die. My reply is "Gee? Ya think? So will you, sonny." Freeborn thinks it sucks to be me. He doesn't say why because frank, the head moron hasn't told him yet. Wutta trooper. The Idaho Allosaurus thinks he'd like to meet me and that I'm a cocksucker. Hiya Allo.
Wasp brings in another of their favorite DUers to quote. Beg, who the other day told us all that she likes her sex hard and rough, just howls at the moon, but says nothing, really. She must still be in afterglow. And Karin thinks killing is needed.
These are swell people, our fans.
Many of us get mentioned in a pinned thread started by Rebel. He link back to this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/101464366
New Hampshire's own Sparky the gadfly starts it off by calling grave dancers mother****ers. Isn't that nice. no one in particular. Just a shotgun blast of bullshit birdshot. Badcat brings over three more links and splashdown calls us ****ing ghouls. Funny how they like to use **** to represent the word ****. Like that makes it all okie dokie. Ah well. Kids in mom's basement do that a lot. Gina and tucker and rebel all weigh in with their own "I'm a big kid, too" inane grunts of ascent.
BlueStateSaint threatens to tell Rush and Hannity about us. Oh ****! Now we're really screwed.
This one goes on for pages and pages. Frank, maybe the loneliest man in the world, who lives a life devoid of human contact in his backwoods Ted Kaczynski-esque shack in Nebraska, and who is the titular leader of this merry band of misfits, doesn't weigh in until late in the second page. Then Jake Style is there with my thread again (first? I dunno. Their software is so bad it is impossible to tell who is speaking to who and when.) here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002368051 That makes my second mention to ward the hat trick. That sets off another round from frank and thundley and bannedfromDU. Splashdown is a standout, citing with all the false authority his limited intellectual capacity can muster: "I wish it wasn't cliche to think the DUde is a worthless pile of shit. But even Sparkly does." frank refers to me as a clam killer, based on a recipe I posted about macaroni and clam sauce. (Who knows? I sure don't.). This shit goes on for four pages. No actual discussion, just shit flinging at DU members.
(ed: I am called Dude after having chided someone here for calling me Dude once. Well, more than once. That person is no longer here, but they continue to use the term to cliche.)
And then the last one, for the hat trick, is from Thundley4. He links to my tobacco judge thread, here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002365863
He links to pretty much the whole thread and then offers this jewel from the right wing mind: "No, the topic was the governments rights to interfere with legitimate business." An apostrophe would have been helpful in making the line more easily understood, Thund, ol' pal.
They morph into a discussion of Boeing, with one of them saying he lives with it everyday. I guess he lives in Everett and hates his job. Or the sound of jets flying over. Who knows?
This one was kind of a disappointment. until Allosaurus weighs in with the hugely witty and incredibly clever "Stinkfinger". Wow. He ought to be writing teevee comedy or something with that cleveritudinousness.
So anyway, there we go. On March 1, 2012, I make my fourth or fifth hat trick of the year so far. These cage monkeys are such easy targets. I can say any damned thin I want and they'll post about it over there and then enter in the same sophomoric exchanges and high fives as they did last week, the week before, the month before that and the years before that.
Enjoy this telling of the sorry lives of this group who think they're out of sight.
Hiya Kids!!!!!
All you moles, row this back and post it. I want to see it pinned. I KNOW you won't be able to resist. I KNOW it.
Funny how they like to use **** to represent the word ****.
Quote from DUmbass Stinky The Clown:
That's a function of the settings, it's displayed differently for each user depending on if they prefer to view the F-word in all its glory or not.
Nobody actually types **** in place of the F-word, you DUmbass.
Apparently, you all cared enough about what Breitbart thought to spend the day dancing ghoulishly on his grave!
And **** you, DUde. Sign up over here. Coward.
Pretty sure Stinks is either impotent or so cowed by his wife that he's basically been neutered. He shows classic signs.
Heck, I'd even have sex with BEG before I'd have sex with you.
Know what you're problem is, Stinky...we actually want to have sex with our men (without the strap on) hard, soft & often. Your wimmins...not so much. Heck, I'd even have sex with BEG before I'd have sex with you. At least I know she showers every day and hasn't recently taken a dumb in a cat box.
Cindie
Quote from DUmbass Stinky The Clown:
That's a function of the settings, it's displayed differently for each user depending on if they prefer to view the F-word in all its glory or not.
Nobody actually types **** in place of the F-word, you DUmbass.
Hi, old dude.
How's it feel to kill helpless little clams by boiling them to death?
New Hampshire's own Sparky the gadfly starts it off by calling grave dancers mother****ers. Isn't that nice. no one in particular. Just a shotgun blast of bullshit birdshot.
First mother****er that starts grave dancing is going to regret it.
Old man Stinky sure is an attention whore. No one gives a ****, dude.
And Karin thinks killing is needed.
Just in case the stinkDUde is reading.Sending your latest temper tantrum, too.
Hey, stinkDUde.
There are several out of country websites that I posted your "dude freakout" and your "I'm not an internets laughingstock" post. :tongue:
They caused considerable merriment.
Soooo, stinkDUde, you are now an international worldwide internets laughingstock.
Oh yes you are. :lmao:
xooox Skul
He made me sound like a badass! Thanks, stinks! :rofl: :yahoo:
Yeah, the whole post was just a cry for more attention. Being that the Dude is such an internet laughingstock, it worked.
And we fell right into it. :thatsright: ::) :rofl:
quote. Beg, who the other day told us all that she likes her sex hard and rough, just howls at the moon,
Neutered hell...he couldn't find it if he tried.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/057/649/nevermind.jpg
That's not much of an endorsement. :p
Well, BEG I just didn't want to give CC guys any ideas but it looked like that didn't work. How about this...If we were both lesbian quilters, I'd hit that!!! :tongue:
Cindie
Woo hoo :panic::lmao: You two jus' ain't right. :rotf:
Woo hoo :panic:
Well, doll, I'd give you an endorsement, but first I have to sample the goods.
Stinky the DUde really loves me, he really loves me!!
Any time the DUde wants to have an IQ test, I will spot him 50 points.
I would like to meet the DUde. It would be great to put a face to the hate and intolerance.of a pissed cuckolded old DUde that is forced to pee in the basement sitting down. Needless to say, I'm not intimidated, not even meta, by this cyber bully.
Thanks again for the shout out. It made my morning!
Maybe you should be fair and challenge him to a spelling contest.
(http://gerrymaxeyworkshop.com/blogging/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tombstone_val_kilmer.jpg)
Uh oh, the tapes Breitbart has of Obama are going to be shown on Hannity next week. In death Andrew will still haunt you assholes.
Really? Good!
Stinky only wishes he could find out if what he said is true... :whatever: What a dick.
I saw no mention of me, Harlequin. I'm hurt...
Oh, and you're going to Mania XXVIII, Cindi? Freaking awesome! Take pics and post them. Pleeeeeeeeeease?:-)
Where are you sitting at?
Response to Stinky The Clown (Reply #5)Fri Mar 2, 2012, 01:57 PM
Stinky The Clown (45,229 posts)
7. frank kaczynski pinned it and then realized he'd been had
Pinhead that he is.
84 posts and still going. And epic case of the screech monkeys flinging shit.
And frankiewanker, it is right under your nose. In any number of threads. You just have to know what you're looking for. Loser.
Paging frankiewanker aka frank kaczynski. :-) I would reply the DUde but I have no idea how to respond without your guidance.
And what's this "right under your nose" shit? Is the DUde suggesting he's active here? I doubt it. He'd be sniffed out pretty quickly.
Is the DUde suggesting he's active here? I doubt it. He'd be sniffed out pretty quickly.
I suspect the clam-killing old dude's referring to that little, uh, disagreement chris_ and I had earlier in this thread.
chris_ and I hashed it out in private; now chris_ knows who the old dude's mole is.
But it's the damndest thing; he hasn't ever used it.
And by the way, he's hiding behind his wife's skirts, too.
I suspect the clam-killing old dude's referring to that little, uh, disagreement chris_ and I had earlier in this thread.
chris_ and I hashed it out in private; now chris_ knows who the old dude's mole is.
But it's the damndest thing; he hasn't ever used it.
And by the way, he's hiding behind his wife's skirts, too.
If stinky had any panties at all, you can bet he borrowed them from the wife.
Response to Stinky The Clown (Reply #5)Fri Mar 2, 2012, 01:57 PM
Stinky The Clown (45,229 posts)
7. frank kaczynski pinned it and then realized he'd been had
Pinhead that he is.
84 posts and still going. And epic case of the screech monkeys flinging shit.
And frankiewanker, it is right under your nose. In any number of threads. You just have to know what you're looking for. Loser.