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Title: Primitives mock border protection
Post by: Skul on February 29, 2012, 11:47:01 PM
Some have a clue.
some do not.
Heaven forbid, their favorite drug of choice becomes more expensive.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002365508
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Hugabear (8,340 posts)Wed Feb 29, 2012, 06:02 PM
Hugabear (8,340 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
 Texas "navy" to begin patrolling Rio Grande
This is almost as ridiculous as Wyoming wanting to acquire its own aircraft carrier.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/29/texas-navy-to-patrol-the-rio-grande/?hpt=hp_t3

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Next month, the state's Department of Public Safety will deploy the first of a fleet of six gunboats on the Rio Grande, the river that forms the border between the state and Mexico, CNN affiliate WFAA-TV reports.

The 34-foot-long boats, each powered by three, 300-horsepower outboard engines, will have bulletproof plating and six machine guns apiece, not unlike the river patrol boats the U.S. Navy used during the Vietnam War.

The vessels will be able to operate in as little as 2 feet of water, according to the report, and will work with U.S. Customs and Border Protection to combat drug smuggling coming across the Rio Grande.
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Huggie is having a panic attack.
Chemical of choice goes up five bucks.

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Response to Hugabear (Original post)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 06:04 PM
 southernyankeebelle (4,395 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. Oh nice. Just think of the war they are going to have with the drug cartel.
One word.
DUmbass.

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Response to NutmegYankee (Reply #3)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 07:52 PM
 ellisonz (15,304 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

11. "Dead cartel gangsters make the world a better place."

Or it just makes more cartel gangsters to take their place...

The drug war can't be won.  
Sure it can.
Throw your sorry ass in jail.
No customers, no business.

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Response to southernyankeebelle (Reply #13)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 08:36 PM
 saras (5,228 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

17. Killing people, by definition, makes it worse. Even bad people.
Definition of stupid.

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Response to Hugabear (Original post)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 06:25 PM
 Vincardog (15,454 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. Has anyone else been to El Paso TX?The Rio Grande there is about 6 feet wide and as hard to cross

as a ditch.
Read the article you DUmbass.

Idiots go off on El Paso.
Have no clue.
Title: Re: Primatives mock border protection
Post by: obumazombie on February 29, 2012, 11:49:39 PM
Now who was a highly decorated swift boat captain that served in Vietnam ? Finally, a command he is fit for.
Title: Re: Primatives mock border protection
Post by: Skul on March 01, 2012, 12:23:31 AM
Now who was a highly decorated swift boat captain that served in Vietnam ? Finally, a command he is fit for.
That asshole isn't fit to command a rowboat in a farm pond.
Title: Re: Primatives mock border protection
Post by: obumazombie on March 01, 2012, 12:25:27 AM
That asshole isn't fit to command a rowboat in a farm pond.
Yes, but he does have a long face, and a yacht he didn't pay taxes on.
Title: Re: Primatives mock border protection
Post by: Skul on March 01, 2012, 12:40:45 AM
Yes, but he does have a long face, and a yacht he didn't pay taxes on.
A horses ass that pays others to row.
The epitome of what the Owsies hate.
Title: Re: Primatives mock border protection
Post by: obumazombie on March 01, 2012, 12:42:27 AM
A horses ass that pays others to row.
The epitome of what the Owsies hate.
I would probably pay to see occupoopers hating on John Effing Kerry.
Title: Re: Primatives mock border protection
Post by: diesel driver on March 01, 2012, 05:17:29 AM
I would probably pay to see occupoopers hating on John Effing Kerry.

Never happen.

He's been vaccinated against it.  He's got the almighty "D" after his name.  That makes him immune to all criticism from the occupoopers.
Title: Re: Primatives mock border protection
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 01, 2012, 09:26:49 AM
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Response to NutmegYankee (Reply #3)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 07:52 PM
 ellisonz (15,304 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

11. "Dead cartel gangsters make the world a better place."

Or it just makes more cartel gangsters to take their place...


Still sounds like a net win.
Title: Re: Primatives mock border protection
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 01, 2012, 09:27:57 AM
Let's call it a barrier method border contraceptive.
Title: Re: Primitives mock border protection
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 01, 2012, 12:55:12 PM
Let's call it a barrier method border contraceptive.

There ya go Snuggles! Somthin' even O'Bummer can get behind!