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Title: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Tess Anderson on February 27, 2012, 06:21:33 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101864545

In her own words:

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CaliforniaPeggy (93,881 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 hey

How is everybody.
I'm playing wjth my blackberry and I'm not good at it yet.
I'm doing well thoguhf stilll weak.



Thanks for all the great vibes. They. Really helpeot




Argh



to

Not out of the hospital yet . . .

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CaliforniaPeggy (93,881 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

15. i am still in the hospital

I have a huge knee brace. Still very weak and impatient with it. Life goes on 

and "rehab" begins tomorrow: http://www.democraticunderground.com/101865294


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CaliforniaPeggy (93,881 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 rehab tomorrow
I'm doing too well to stay in this acute care hospital so I'm going to rehab tomorrow. A few days there and thenhome. 
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 27, 2012, 06:58:13 PM
Don't write poetry without a helmet and padding.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: BattleHymn on February 27, 2012, 07:50:47 PM
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I'm playing wjth my blackberry and I'm not good at it yet.


Any volunteers to help Calpig play wjth her blackberry?   
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Ballygrl on February 27, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
I hope Peggy gets better soon.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: obumazombie on February 27, 2012, 07:54:03 PM
Is this Peggy Joseph ?
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 27, 2012, 09:05:14 PM
Someone still uses a Blackberry?
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: BEG on February 27, 2012, 09:09:12 PM
What happened to her?
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 27, 2012, 09:18:19 PM
What happened to her?
Knee replacement.

Hopefully, it'll inspire some CalPig poetry.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: BEG on February 27, 2012, 09:19:47 PM
Knee replacement.

Hopefully, it'll inspire some CalPig poetry.

I wonder if she bought a whole hospital floor like Jennifer Lopez. 
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Revolution on February 27, 2012, 09:34:11 PM
^ Didn't even know about that. That's some selfish sh*t right there.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 27, 2012, 09:35:10 PM
^ Didn't even know about that. That's some selfish sh*t right there.
I would just buy the whole hospital.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: BEG on February 27, 2012, 09:43:08 PM
I wonder if she bought a whole hospital floor like Jennifer Lopez. 

Oops I meant Beyonce.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 27, 2012, 10:27:40 PM
I would just buy the whole hospital.

:rotf:

All your hospitals are belong to us.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Ballygrl on February 27, 2012, 11:10:03 PM
Poem for a Blackberry

I'm touching it

I'm touching it

I press my fingers hard

Press press press

Waiting for a reaction

Then it suddenly pops up

It's a beautiful site

Writhing with passion

My vaginal walls are throbbing from excitement

Here it comes

Here it comes

DU3 pops up on the screen



Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 27, 2012, 11:23:31 PM
Poem for a Blackberry

I'm touching it

I'm touching it

I press my fingers hard

Press press press

Waiting for a reaction

Then it suddenly pops up

It's a beautiful site

Writhing with passion

My vaginal walls are throbbing from excitement

Here it comes

Here it comes

DU3 pops up on the screen





That's so wrong... but so funny.  H5
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 27, 2012, 11:57:08 PM
Poem for a Blackberry

I'm touching it

I'm touching it

I press my fingers hard

Press press press

Waiting for a reaction

Then it suddenly pops up

It's a beautiful site

Writhing with passion

My vaginal walls are throbbing from excitement

Here it comes

Here it comes

DU3 pops up on the screen

That's so beautiful.

It'll bring a tear to the eye of any CalPig fan.

She doesn't post her "poetry" at the DUmp anymore, because she doesn't like the constructive criticism we offer.

But how will she ever take her art to the next level if she continues to refuse our advice?
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Bondai on February 28, 2012, 04:11:11 AM
It finally had the removeadickteotomy huh? Knee surgery, yea right. IT'S A MAN BABY! :???:
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: diesel driver on February 28, 2012, 04:57:27 AM
Poem for a Blackberry

I'm touching it

I'm touching it

I press my fingers hard

Press press press

Waiting for a reaction

Then it suddenly pops up

It's a beautiful site

Writhing with passion

My vaginal walls are throbbing from excitement

Here it comes

Here it comes

DU3 pops up on the screen





I had to read that twice.

I thought you typed "excrement" instead of "excitement".   :lmao:

Man, my new glasses can't get here soon enough.   :lmao:
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on February 28, 2012, 05:24:48 AM
What happened to her?
Completed the gender reassignment?
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: lars1701c on February 28, 2012, 07:31:36 AM
Whatever happened to her/his poetry? I missed her verbal diarrhea.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Karin on February 28, 2012, 07:50:13 AM
Ballygrl, H5!   :lmao: :rotf:

Get well soon, Peggy; your first post there was a real hoot.  I could've sworn it was Taverner on a bender. 
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 28, 2012, 09:53:14 AM
Poem for a Blackberry

I'm touching it

I'm touching it

I press my fingers hard

Press press press

Waiting for a reaction

Then it suddenly pops up

It's a beautiful site

Writhing with passion

My vaginal walls are throbbing from excitement

Here it comes

Here it comes

DU3 pops up on the screen





 :ohmy:
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: njpines on February 28, 2012, 10:46:26 AM
Poem for a Blackberry

I'm touching it

I'm touching it

I press my fingers hard

Press press press

Waiting for a reaction

Then it suddenly pops up

It's a beautiful site

Writhing with passion

My vaginal walls are throbbing from excitement

Here it comes

Here it comes

DU3 pops up on the screen


 :coffee: Hi5 Bally!!
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: obumazombie on February 28, 2012, 11:36:59 AM
Whatever happened to her/his poetry? I missed her verbal diarrhea.
And cranial constipation ?
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: Wineslob on February 28, 2012, 12:08:23 PM
Knee replacement.

Hopefully, it'll inspire some CalPig poetry.


Hell, I thought it was from fellatio issues.......
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 28, 2012, 12:50:19 PM
Knee replacement.

Hopefully, it'll inspire some CalPig poetry.

Bite yer tongue! I'd rather have bamboo chutes under my finger nails than have to read the shit she thinks is poetry!
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2012, 01:07:07 PM

Hell, I thought it was from fellatio issues.......

Hopefully, that statement won't inspire any CalPig plops! :panic: :runaway:
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: BadCat on February 29, 2012, 07:35:16 AM
Now wait a darn minute...

Where did CalPig get "her" surgery?  I hope it was at some government facility using "single payer". 

Who was her doctor?  I hope it was an underpaid government M.D. from Pakistan.

That's what they want for everyone.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 29, 2012, 11:07:15 AM
Now wait a darn minute...

Where did CalPig get "her" surgery?  I hope it was at some government facility using "single payer". 

Who was her doctor?  I hope it was an underpaid government M.D. from Pakistan.

That's what they want for everyone.
Like all Dummies, I'm sure she used a doctor with a diploma from some third world cesspool, or one of those Carribbean diploma mills for rich kids too dumb to get into a legitimate med school.

No doubt the CalPig insisted on the same level of care democrats want for the riffraff.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 29, 2012, 05:14:04 PM
Like all Dummies, I'm sure she used a doctor with a diploma from some third world cesspool, or one of those Carribbean diploma mills for rich kids too dumb to get into a legitimate med school.

No doubt the CalPig insisted on the same level of care democrats want for the riffraff.

I'll lay odds we paid for it, no matter who did the surgery!
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: franksolich on February 29, 2012, 05:15:46 PM
I'll lay odds we paid for it, no matter who did the surgery!

Of course we did.

CaliforniaPiggy's pretty ancient.  She's on Medicare.
Title: Re: *******Update on CaliforniaPeggy**************
Post by: miskie on February 29, 2012, 05:48:02 PM
Poem for a Blackberry

I'm touching it

I'm touching it

I press my fingers hard

Press press press

Waiting for a reaction

Then it suddenly pops up

It's a beautiful site

Writhing with passion

My vaginal walls are throbbing from excitement

Here it comes

Here it comes

DU3 pops up on the screen


Nicely done - but you forgot the copyright ! Someone might want to steal your work & claim it as their own !