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Title: Horse with no brain and the "preacher" that baptized her
Post by: Tess Anderson on February 26, 2012, 02:37:17 PM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002353924

Is this just another lie?:

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Horse with no Name (28,916 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 There is hope out there...a friend is a CONSERVATIVE republican preacher
and actually he baptized me...he has a large congregation in Texas.

And...here is the good part...he despises Santorum.

Just one of many of his posts on FB lately:

"Ricky's probably dissappointed in Jesus for not running for High Priest and a seat in the Sanhedrin..."


This is very good news.

Title: Re: Horse with no brain and the "preacher" that baptized her
Post by: Freeper on February 26, 2012, 02:43:03 PM

What about separation of church and state? I guess that only applies when the DUmmies don't like what they say.

Odds are, the penis inspector is lying anyway.

 

Title: Re: Horse with no brain and the "preacher" that baptized her
Post by: franksolich on February 26, 2012, 02:44:02 PM

Quote from: Freeper on February 26, 2012, 02:43:03 PM

Odds are, the penis inspector is lying anyway.

Oh, without a doubt.

Title: Re: Horse with no brain and the "preacher" that baptized her
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 26, 2012, 02:55:40 PM

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"Ricky's probably dissappointed in Jesus for not running for High Priest and a seat in the Sanhedrin..."

Oh, yeah, that sounds like something a minister would write, complete with nadinesque spelling.

Or at least it's how a vicious, lying rodent like the dick inspector thinks a minister would sound.

I wish she'd go back to her slutty daughter stories, or complaints about her crappy, dusty Texas trailer park.

Title: Re: Horse with no brain and the "preacher" that baptized her
Post by: ChuckJ on February 26, 2012, 03:27:08 PM

Just because someone has tossed you in the water and said "thank God for soap and water" does NOT make him a conservative, a Republican, nor a preacher. Nor does it make you baptized.

Title: Re: Horse with no brain and the "preacher" that baptized her
Post by: movie buff on February 27, 2012, 08:55:14 AM

If Horse wasn't lying (Which is almost certainly the case), this "Conservative Republican preacher" probably gives sermons along the lines of, "You know, Jesus was an amazing teacher and a great man, but all these people claiming he was the Son of God are just stupid. In fact, God doesn't really care if we believe in Him or not, He just cares about if we live a good life by standing against oppression and capitalism."

Title: Re: Horse with no brain and the "preacher" that baptized her
Post by: Tantal on February 27, 2012, 10:42:25 AM

Quote from: ChuckJ on February 26, 2012, 03:27:08 PM

Just because someone has tossed you in the water and said "thank God for soap and water" does NOT make him a conservative, a Republican, nor a preacher. Nor does it make you baptized.

Probably the only way the "preacher" could talk the DUmmie into a bath.

Title: Re: Horse with no brain and the "preacher" that baptized her
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 27, 2012, 10:43:47 AM

Gang, DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie.

Horse With No Brain got a swirlie.