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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on February 26, 2012, 10:12:20 AM
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http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php
Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley
A woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.
“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,†says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.â€
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.
Point: this is San Fancisco, not Florida. NO ONE ARRESTED THE NAKED FAT CHICK. You would think deliberately causing property damage would be a misdemeanor...but not in Pelosi country. Being naked is a "Get Outa Jail Free" card in Frisco.
So think about that next time some one cuts you off.
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Nope. Not gonna do it.
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Nope. Not gonna do it.
I already did, before this was posted. Eye bleach is on the shopping list.
Also, the reason why the fat chick wasn't arrested is that the owner of the car refused to press charges. He figures that she's got enough problems being "unhinged," so he didn't want to add to them. I say he should have. He's already said that his insurance company was rather . . . "doubting" of the explanation. I suppose that an adjuster can go to the link and see for himself. :o
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Nope. Not gonna do it.
Me either. No way, no how.
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They call it "San Fransicko" for a reason. (The pic ain't really that bad, Sparky. It's offensive, but not as bad as it could be.)
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Whatabunchofbabies! Its not so bad. I could almost post it here in this forum.
You have seen far worse at zombietime or an OWS protest.
This is a public service for those who are brave, a picture of Gina,
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7695/eyebleachmotivationalba.jpg)
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Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley
Could be big foot, but could be Nadin.
Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley [NSFW]
Photo: John Knight via SF GateA woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church in Noe Valley, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.
“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,†says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.â€
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.
(http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/womaninaction.jpg)
http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php
Hey look it's Kalifornication not Flori_duh. How 'bout that.
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I guess Kalifornia was getting jealous of all the attention Florida has been getting
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At least she's wearing comfortable shoes. The car owner has to be a colossal lib, for obvious reasons.
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Nope. Not gonna do it.
Smart man!! You would have nightmares for a week!!!!!
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Why didn't the driver accelerate?
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Why didn't the driver accelerate?
He did. His tires were just spinning under all that weight on the car. :-)
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"Not pressing charges"...
Considering that this is San FranFreako it must mean that this guy is a faggot. Why else would anyone eschew charges when a complete stranger comes out of nowhere and assaults your vehicle like that and causes such major damage?
Nobody in their right mind would take that on the chin from a random perpetrator and go whining to their insurance company hat in hand after such a blatant event.
I'm calling fag sympathy looking out for another like minded San Francisco treat. They stick together.
Dumbass faggot knows he was victimized by an unstable unemployed circus kink but he takes her side and seeks recompense from corporate sources for the transgression.
IMHO "the big one" where that whole shingle of fetid cheese slides into the Pacific to be seen no more is not coming soon enough.
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BTW~ Mr Mannn, I should have given and you rightly deserve a bitchslap for no spork warning on that one!
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BTW~ Mr Mannn, I should have given and you rightly deserve a bitchslap for no spork warning on that one!
In my defense I did NOT post the picture, and gave a warning what was at the link. It was zeitgeist who posted the pic goodness. I posted the eye bleach. You can give me a Hi5 for that thank you.
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Presently under review by the spork police officials.
Decision forthcoming.
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Presently under review by the spork police officials.
Decision forthcoming.
This should be good. Can't wait.
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While the judges are still out~
+1 for a nice rack. I've posted that very same one too. Meaty beaty big & bouncy is good in the right context. :-)
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He did. His tires were just spinning under all that weight on the car. :-)
:lmao:
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In my defense I did NOT post the picture, and gave a warning what was at the link. It was zeitgeist who posted the pic goodness. I posted the eye bleach. You can give me a Hi5 for that thank you.
Done!
:cheersmate:
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Best comment!
FLASH!! VOLVO Driver Looks Up, Sees VULVA
:lmao:
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Now THAT'S some scary shit. :panic:
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IT'S CHUB-ZIRRA!
Yeah, I'm probably going to hell... still.
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She jumped on the hood and screamed, "Now step on it...I want to feel the vibrations."
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bewbs is bewbs </dutch>