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Title: Hogs running wild in Pakistan/Islamists want them dead, but make it impossible
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 25, 2012, 05:40:46 PM
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_PAKISTAN_BOAR_WARS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-02-25-03-19-44

 :lmao: People click on the link. Wild boars are running rampant, govt officials are freaking out because of it. They are trying to start legal hunts...BUT...islamists are making it so difficult that no one is doing anything.
---read to the end, they are even trying to get tourists to pay to shoot the hogs but you cannot eat what you kill.
like anyone with a mind is going to head to a islamic hellhole and march in the bush with a bunch of armed muslims...yeah thats real smart right there.
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ISLAMABAD (AP) -- With a police officer wounded and the presidential palace breached, the Pakistani capital has launched a fresh offensive against a uniquely feared enemy in the Muslim country - the city's ever expanding population of wild boar.

Each night, packs of the hairy beasts emerge from Islamabad's river beds, parks and scrubland to rifle through the overflowing rubbish bins of its mostly wealthy residents and growing number of restaurants.

City authorities are laying poison and have announced free hunting permits to cull the wild pigs' numbers. But to make sure residents don't get caught in the crossfire, they only allow shotguns. There have been few takers. Hunters are wary of getting arrested by the police, or even worse - getting mistaken for a terrorist.


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The animal's abundance has made the country a prime spot for boar hunting, said Qaiser Khan, who leads hunting parties to Pakistan, including teams of foreigners who like to shoot hogs. He said that teams must sign a contract stipulating they will not cook the meat or ask staff to so.

He said hunting in Islamabad was unlikely to get many takers because it was not "worth the hassle" of coordinating with police and city authorities. Moreover, shooting hogs with a shotgun was dangerous because the hunter had to be up close, and the weapon risked wounding, but not killing, the animal, he said.

Title: Re: Hogs running wild in Pakistan/Islamists want them dead, but make it impossible
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 25, 2012, 08:01:35 PM
Ha! Ha!

Pakistan has an infestation of hogs and Democrats!
Title: Re: Hogs running wild in Pakistan/Islamists want them dead, but make it impossible
Post by: Revolution on February 25, 2012, 08:10:06 PM
^ Aren't they one in the same?

Excellent find, Mr. Mann. The tru definition of irony is this story.  :lmao:

EDIT: Just sent it to Vicki McKenna.  :-)
Title: Re: Hogs running wild in Pakistan/Islamists want them dead, but make it impossible
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 26, 2012, 11:05:15 AM
Check the Lounge.  I put this there yesterday morning.  Something about "God has a sense of humor."
Title: Re: Hogs running wild in Pakistan/Islamists want them dead, but make it impossible
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 26, 2012, 02:54:27 PM
Enjoy the wildlife, mother****ers.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Hogs running wild in Pakistan/Islamists want them dead, but make it impossible
Post by: obumazombie on February 26, 2012, 05:49:18 PM
Welcome to the underground fan club of the University of Arkansas Razorbacks. They named their wild hog "Tusk".
Title: Re: Hogs running wild in Pakistan/Islamists want them dead, but make it impossible
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 28, 2012, 04:57:39 PM
Ironic.  :lmao: :rotf: