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Title: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
Post by: franksolich on February 24, 2012, 03:57:10 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1093241

Oh my.

Now, this seems something right up the old dude's alley--his wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement so he doesn't stink up the "good" bathrooms on the first and second floors--but alas the old dude doesn't show.

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NMDemDist2 (48,023 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Any body use "Poo Pourri" ??

I ordered a couple bottles in a gift pack, my step-mom loves it.

I'm linking Amazon, but I found it quite a bit cheaper on eBay

after which a photograph of something

http://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Original-Scent-Toilet-Spray/dp/B0014DP9Y4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1329865595&sr=8-2

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Curmudgeoness (6,200 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. What in the hell is this?

I even opened the link, and can't really figure out what it is for. My best guess is an air freshener for when you take a shit, but I have always found those mask odor, and you end up with a stinkier bathroom than before you mixed all the odors together.

And to top it off----$10 for 2 ounces, and you use 3-4 sprays at a time? Sounds too pricey for me, for whatever it does.

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NMDemDist2 (48,023 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. you use it BEFORE the dirty deed

spray it in the toilet water where it (supposedly) stops the odor. it gets great reviews and a 4oz bottle lasts months. it's not an aerosol so it's not an air pollutant if used as directed.

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Curmudgeoness (6,200 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. OK. I am not sure I understand how it would work, but I would love to see how well it worked. LOL, someone at work needed that stuff today! Whew. Maybe I will tell people at work about it and someone there would be willing to buy some---lots of them are more willing to pay those prices for things. Then, I could check it out too.
Title: Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
Post by: miskie on February 24, 2012, 04:40:17 PM: It seems the tried and true 'courtesy flush' is no longer in the primitive's vocabulary, since there is now an overpriced product available.
Title: Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
Post by: jukin on February 24, 2012, 04:53:34 PM: I find it very hard to believe that people that do not believe in bathing would be very concerned with poo-gas.
Title: Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 24, 2012, 05:18:21 PM: I wonder how it would work if they sprayed it on their keyboards prior posting a DUmp?
Title: Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
Post by: USA4ME on February 24, 2012, 08:55:57 PM: How about just striking a match? You know, only a primitive could complicate something as simple as eliminating crap odor.

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Title: Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
Post by: Chris_ on February 24, 2012, 09:04:56 PM: Unfortunately, since most local governments have outlawed indoor smoking, nobody carries matches any longer. This problem obviously requires more government intervention.
Title: Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
Post by: Tucker on February 24, 2012, 09:25:15 PM: What about if someone like the Las Vegas Leviathan does a number two? I imagine that someone of his size would need to flush three times, or or else the bowl would fill up.
Title: Re: primitives discuss deodorizing a certain, uh, bodily function
Post by: Chris_ on February 24, 2012, 09:29:27 PM: Whoever wandered into john #2 at work must have been eating cement, because that mess stuck to the bottom of the bowl no matter how many times I flushed.

I'm so glad I'm not in charge of unblocking toilets at work.