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Title: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: franksolich on February 24, 2012, 03:52:27 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1158544

Oh my.

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Texasgal (11,182 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Out of dishwasher soap?

I found myself today with a fully loaded dishwasher and whatya' know! Out of dishwasher soap! UGGG! Guests coming tonight!

Took a few drops of dawn and filled the rest of my soap flap with baking soda!

WOW! Is all I can say! My dishes came out SPARKLING! The wine glasses have NO drops at all! Crystal CLEAR!

I wonder what I've been spending my money on? I think I may change my habits! Much cheaper and super clean!

The defrocked warped primitive, she with the face like Hindenberg's, who's done some time:

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Warpy (62,382 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

10. You might find your china and glassware being sandblasted if you make a regular thing of it.

Still, Dawn is amazing stuff. I buy it by the half gallon at Costco because even Power Scour isn't quite as good for scouring raw fleece. A cup of Dawn into the soaking water in the washer does the trick. Really greasy stuff like Merino take two soakings but is usually clean enough to dye after the second one.
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: Karin on February 24, 2012, 03:56:39 PM
Bleach and ammonia will work beautifully. 
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: jukin on February 24, 2012, 04:42:59 PM
Bleach and ammonia will work beautifully. 

^5 LMFAO
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: Freeper on February 24, 2012, 09:44:07 PM
Next time, DUmmy try pouring the whole bottle of Dawn in the dishwasher, I guarantee your dishes will sparkle, so will your floor by the time you are done.  :-)
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: Lacarnut on February 24, 2012, 10:08:56 PM
I did that at a condo I was renting. Never again cause I put a tad too much in it and wound up with a moping problem. I just wash them by hand now when I go on vacation.
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: BattleHymn on February 25, 2012, 01:18:55 PM
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Still, Dawn is amazing stuff. I buy it by the half gallon at Costco because even Power Scour isn't quite as good for scouring raw fleece. A cup of Dawn into the soaking water in the washer does the trick. Really greasy stuff like Merino take two soakings but is usually clean enough to dye after the second one.

Anybody want to guess what the craigslist ad will read like for the poor washer doing fleece duty after Warpy is done with it? 

Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: franksolich on February 25, 2012, 01:21:17 PM
Anybody want to guess what the craigslist ad will read like for the poor washer doing fleece duty after Warpy is done with it?

I'm still trying to figure out what the Hell the banned-from-nursing-for-life defrocked warped primitive does with fleece.
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: jukin on February 25, 2012, 02:39:23 PM
Frank, that Steve Davis web site is something to behold. That is the same hard work and creative thinking he will bring to government.
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: BattleHymn on February 25, 2012, 02:51:04 PM
Frank, that Steve Davis web site is something to behold. That is the same hard work and creative thinking he will bring to government.

It's just a donate button.  How appropriate.   :rofl:
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: Chris_ on February 25, 2012, 02:54:12 PM
Charlene shore does good work. :rofl:
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: thundley4 on February 25, 2012, 03:47:26 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what the Hell the banned-from-nursing-for-life defrocked warped primitive does with fleece.

Knowing she is a DUmmie, she probably killed the sheep to get their fleece, so can we call her the deflocked primitive ?
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: franksolich on February 25, 2012, 05:29:33 PM
It's just a donate button.  How appropriate.   :rofl:

That's what got me about it.

It's just a donation thing, no information about the candidate, where he stands, what he proposes to do.

The big guy, thinking only about the fun stuff--all the money he's going to get--and not the work involved with honestly getting it.
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: Freeper on February 25, 2012, 05:54:27 PM
I'm thinking of getting an envelope, sticking a penny in it, and mailing it to our buddy Steve.  :-)
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: Chris_ on February 25, 2012, 06:01:24 PM
I'm thinking of getting an envelope, sticking a penny in it, and mailing it to our buddy Steve.  :-)

Whatca gonna use for a return address?
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: franksolich on February 25, 2012, 06:02:56 PM
Whatca gonna use for a return address?

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 25, 2012, 06:08:55 PM
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Postmark, my friend, postmark . . .
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: diesel driver on February 26, 2012, 08:31:28 AM
Whatca gonna use for a return address?

Use NO return address, and the sendee pays the postage, or else it goes into the dead letters.

We've sent some letters back to state agencies and child protection services, requesting verification of certain people at their last known address, and when they don't send us a postage paid reply envelope, we drop it in the mail anyway, and let the recipient pay for it.
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: Big Dog on February 26, 2012, 08:49:01 AM
Whatca gonna use for a return address?

Democratic Underground
P.O. Box 339
Kensington, MD 20895-0339

Postage due.
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 26, 2012, 10:40:23 AM
Democratic Underground
P.O. Box 339
Kensington, MD 20895-0339

Postage due.

I refer you to my post above.  Postmark.
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: NHSparky on February 26, 2012, 10:49:17 AM
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

That's about all the "hope and change" Stevie can handle.

So now the DUmmies are so lazy they can't even wash dishes by hand?
Title: Re: primitive runs out of dishwasher soap
Post by: Freeper on February 26, 2012, 03:21:27 PM
Whatca gonna use for a return address?

Steve's address of course.  :-)