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Title: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 21, 2012, 11:21:06 AM
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 I'm a man...
 
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395548_354271471262226_113544412001601_1138038_172788037_n.jpg)

I am a MAN!

I stand up for the inalienable right of women to hold dominion over their reproductive systems.

I stand for the affordable and safe reproductive healthcare.

I stand up to the patriarchal bullies who have enslaved, subjugated, oppressed and marginalized women for millenia.

I do not stand alone.

We are multitudes. We stand with women, not against them. We are men of honor - not sniveling cowards.

Every mother, sister and daughter is a human being.

I vote every chance I get.

End the war on women NOW!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=354271471262226&set=a.123290884360287.13113.113544412001601&type=1&theater


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002333467

After which the D.U.nichs applaud and squeal in their little high-pitched girlie-man voices.

Personally, I don't understand why Janet Napolitano is in that picture I just want to know why DU considers having people pay for the products they use is called a war against them.

Does this mean that the lack of state subsidy for churches is a war on religion?
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 21, 2012, 11:26:34 AM


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002333467

After which the D.U.nichs applaud and squeal in their little high-pitched girlie-man voices.

Personally, I don't understand why Janet Napolitano is in that picture I just want to know why DU considers having people pay for the products they use is called a war against them.

Does this mean that the lack of state subsidy for churches is a war on religion?


This is just another way for them to get laid. Liberal chicks will put their sandals in the air for any man who tucks his sack between his legs long enough.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: jukin on February 21, 2012, 11:36:10 AM
Nobody but the rabid left believes that opposition to the government dictating what we are required to pay for other people is a 'war on women.' Most people understand that. Like all the other kooky schemes the soooper jeanuses of the left, it will fail. the biggest indicator of FAIL is that the DUmp is hyping it up.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 21, 2012, 11:40:58 AM
If DUers understood Manliness, they would not be DUers.

Its the same reason liberals deliberately DUmb down scgools. Educated people will never accept socialism.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: USA4ME on February 21, 2012, 11:44:55 AM
Another poorly framed false argument to attempt to define terms as those who are "enlightened" view them.  That works quite well for ones who aren't bright enough to think for themselves, so naturally the libs find it intelligent.  For those of us who are smarter than they can ever hope to be, not so much.

.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Ballygrl on February 21, 2012, 12:23:33 PM
Stop the war on women, pay for my Brazilian bikini wax now!

Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 12:26:49 PM
Stop the war on women, pay for my Brazilian bikini wax now!



That sounds like a pretty good field to go into when I finally get tired of I.T. Brazilian Wax Technician.  :-)
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 21, 2012, 12:27:59 PM
Stop the war on women, pay for my Brazilian bikini wax now!

I totally would.

 :naughty:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 12:32:15 PM
I real man doesn't need to tell the world they are a man. Friggen pansey.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Splashdown on February 21, 2012, 12:33:23 PM
That sounds like a pretty good field to go into when I finally get tired of I.T. Brazilian Wax Technician.  :-)



The problem with that idea is that for every one that look hot like Ballygirl, there are 12 that look like this.....




(http://idespiseeve.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/mooseknuckle.jpg)
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 21, 2012, 12:34:12 PM
That sounds like a pretty good field to go into when I finally get tired of I.T. Brazilian Wax Technician.  :-)
Good tips, too.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 12:34:40 PM

This is just another way for them to get laid. Liberal chicks will put their sandals in the air for any man who tucks his sack between his legs long enough.

I want a man that will slam me against the wall and have his way because we can't wait...
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 12:36:44 PM
I want a man that will slam me against the wall and have his way because we can't wait...

Holy ****!!!!  :o
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 12:38:08 PM
Holy ****!!!!  :o

You volunteering?   :-)
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 21, 2012, 12:38:53 PM
...and Bonnie Fwank will let all those liberal men use his feminine side.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 12:41:02 PM
You volunteering?   :-)

You have a Kevin.  :wink:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: wasp69 on February 21, 2012, 12:41:24 PM
I want a man that will slam me against the wall and have his way because we can't wait...

Nope, leavin' that one alone....    :whistling:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Karin on February 21, 2012, 12:42:03 PM
I know!   :o

(Once, Wineslob and I elicited 7  :o's from debk.   :-))


Splashdown, this is for you.   :hammer:


As for the OP, why don't you go talk to your beloved muslims.  
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 12:43:07 PM
You have a Kevin.  :wink:

H5  I do and he will slam me down any time I want.   :-*
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2012, 12:43:44 PM
You volunteering?   :-)

I will!  I will! O-) :tongue:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 12:43:55 PM
Nope, leavin' that one alone....    :whistling:

Aww come on...touch it.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 12:45:20 PM
I will!  I will! O-)

Come here.  :wink:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2012, 12:46:06 PM
Come here.  :wink:

Ambush! :tongue:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 12:47:02 PM
Ambush! :tongue:

http://www.motel6.com/

 :whistling:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BadCat on February 21, 2012, 12:47:54 PM
I want a man that will slam me against the wall and have his way because we can't wait...

HI!

My name is BadCat.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 12:48:37 PM
HI!

My name is BadCat.

...and he's an alcoholic.



 :-)
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 12:49:49 PM
http://www.motel6.com/

 :whistling:

I'm not THAT kind of girl, Motel 6...please.   :whatever:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BadCat on February 21, 2012, 12:51:33 PM
I'm not THAT kind of girl, Motel 6...please.   :whatever:

Nothing less than the Hyatt Regency for you dear.
Will you bring your hoodie footie?
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 12:52:50 PM
Nothing less than the Hyatt Regency for you dear.
Will you bring your hoodie footie?

Will you unzip the footies?
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 12:54:27 PM
02-21-2012, the day Harlequin's dominance was usurped by CC.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 21, 2012, 12:56:58 PM
02-21-2012, the day Harlequin's dominance was usurped by CC.

 :lmao: ...my wife may start reading political blogs now.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Ballygrl on February 21, 2012, 12:59:48 PM
That sounds like a pretty good field to go into when I finally get tired of I.T. Brazilian Wax Technician.  :-)

:lmao:

And you'll do it for free?
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 21, 2012, 01:00:08 PM
I'm not THAT kind of girl, Motel 6...please.   :whatever:
I heard about a no-tell hourly motel near us up north where you paid a linen deposit at check-in and received a bag with sheets and pillow cases. You had to return them at checkout to get your deposit money back. Of course I was never there, but it sounds pretty romantic.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Ballygrl on February 21, 2012, 01:01:18 PM
I totally would.

:naughty:

:lmao:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Ballygrl on February 21, 2012, 01:02:13 PM
I want a man that will slam me against the wall and have his way because we can't wait...

:lmao:

ETA: You lean toward conservatism, aren't you supposed to be like the regressive stereotype of us? you're supposed to look frumpy and clutch your pearls at the thought of sex without the purpose of procreation.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 01:18:50 PM
:lmao:

ETA: You lean toward conservatism, aren't you supposed to be like the regressive stereotype of us? you're supposed to look frumpy and clutch your pearls at the thought of sex without the purpose of procreation.


I forgot my place.    :shucks:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 21, 2012, 01:26:47 PM
I want a man that will slam me against the wall and have his way because we can't wait...

Bathe her, and bring her to me.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BadCat on February 21, 2012, 01:27:20 PM
I forgot my place.    :shucks:


Now see, this innuendo would be considered "vulgar" at the DUmp.  "Men" doing this would be banned.  On our side, we want to have sex with attractive women, and we're damned proud of it.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 01:28:43 PM

Now see, this innuendo would be considered "vulgar" at the DUmp.  "Men" doing this would be banned.  On our side, we want to have sex with attractive women, and we're damned proud of it.

Except for Gobucks of course.





 :wink:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Splashdown on February 21, 2012, 01:29:42 PM
I forgot my place.    :shucks:

As long as your place has Cool-Wip, we'll be good!  :-)
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 01:31:29 PM
As long as your place has Cool-Wip, we'll be good!  :-)

I always have cool-whip, ask Lindanumbers over at CU.  :p
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Splashdown on February 21, 2012, 01:32:51 PM
BEG: The one that got away!

 :drool:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: wasp69 on February 21, 2012, 01:48:20 PM
Aww come on...touch it.

 :ohmy:

BEG is in a rare mood today...   :naughty:   :lmao:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 01:50:12 PM
:ohmy:

BEG is in a rare mood today...   :naughty:   :lmao:

It's not so rare, I just normally don't share it with everyone on CC.  :-*

Anyone want to come over to my house?
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2012, 01:51:39 PM
It's not so rare, I just normally don't share it with everyone on CC.  :-*

Anyone want to come over to my house?

 :hyper: :naughty: :hot: :hitit: :blowkiss: :tongue:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: delilahmused on February 21, 2012, 01:56:51 PM
Ambush! :tongue:

Gang Bang!!!

Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 01:57:16 PM
:hyper: :naughty: :hot: :hitit: :blowkiss: :tongue:

Suck up
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Ballygrl on February 21, 2012, 01:59:36 PM
I forgot my place.    :shucks:

Get back in the kitchen woman! and don't forget to put the aspirin between your knees.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 02:17:53 PM
Get back in the kitchen woman! and don't forget to put the aspirin between your knees.

I think listening to Prince corrupted me.

[youtube=425,350]NKhvFcB-dWU[/youtube]
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2012, 02:28:41 PM
Gang Bang!!!

If it's a reverse one, with many females on me, . . . I might have to thi . . . Aw Hell, go for it! :tongue:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: sybilll on February 21, 2012, 02:55:36 PM
I heart this thread so much.  Liberal women could never have this much fun. I know some DUmmies are reading it with their jaws dropped.  Well done BEG.  Well done indeed. 
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 21, 2012, 03:04:18 PM
I heart this thread so much.  Liberal women could never have this much fun. I know some DUmmies are reading it with their jaws dropped.  Well done BEG.  Well done indeed. 

This may well be the first ever DUmpster thread destined for the Short Bus forum.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 21, 2012, 03:10:26 PM
Stop the war on women, pay for my Brazilian bikini wax now!



Where's the pics????
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 03:10:33 PM
Get back in the kitchen woman! and don't forget to put the aspirin between your knees.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd30JESdb9o[/youtube]
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 03:11:01 PM
I heart this thread so much.  Liberal women could never have this much fun. I know some DUmmies are reading it with their jaws dropped.  Well done BEG.  Well done indeed. 

 :-)
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: chitownchica on February 21, 2012, 03:31:10 PM
I heart this thread so much.  Liberal women could never have this much fun. I know some DUmmies are reading it with their jaws dropped.  Well done BEG.  Well done indeed. 

Me too Sybill.  :cheersmate:

Those women over there are too busy squabbling about 2nd vs. 3rd wave feminism to enjoy some good ol' fun in the sack.  I'm wondering if their men view that as a positive or negative circumstance.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2012, 03:43:04 PM
Me too Sybill.  :cheersmate:

Those women over there are too busy squabbling about 2nd vs. 3rd wave feminism to enjoy some good ol' fun in the sack.  I'm wondering if their men view that as a positive or negative circumstance.

Probably positive, judging from one of their picture threads . . . ! :runaway: :panic:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: chitownchica on February 21, 2012, 03:44:01 PM
Probably positive, judging from one of their picture threads . . . ! :runaway: :panic:

My thoughts exactly BSS. Yikes!
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Airwolf on February 21, 2012, 03:50:52 PM
Hi5 to BEG. Who said the Sex and Booze crowd was dead?
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: wasp69 on February 21, 2012, 03:55:51 PM
Boy, the pretty girl really derailed this one, didn't she?

 :lmao:   :tongue:   :-)
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: USA4ME on February 21, 2012, 04:11:51 PM
I think listening to Prince corrupted me.

[youtube=425,350]NKhvFcB-dWU[/youtube]

I was thinking more along this song...

[youtube=425,350]ym-FRRagAxY[/youtube]

.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 05:28:40 PM
I was thinking more along this song...

[youtube=425,350]ym-FRRagAxY[/youtube]

.

Or this one...

[youtube=425,350]3XmxijQfMow[/youtube]
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 05:59:02 PM
Actually my favorite song of Prince's that I'm sure most of you haven't heard is on the B side of one of his records. It's called Erotic City.  I looked for a video on YouTube but all I could find were covers. Here is a mix, it comes in about 1/4th of the way in.

[youtube=425,350]w13h5Evy3jY[/youtube]
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Ballygrl on February 21, 2012, 06:27:45 PM
I think listening to Prince corrupted me.

[youtube=425,350]NKhvFcB-dWU[/youtube]

I will give men this warning, don't ever ever ever play Little Red Corvette when I'm around, that song and Warrants Down Boys bring out the animal in me LOL, my poor husband when I put those songs on.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 06:30:04 PM
I will give men this warning, don't ever ever ever play Little Red Corvette when I'm around, that song and Warrants Down Boys bring out the animal in me LOL, my poor husband when I put those songs on.

You need nastier songs woman!
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Ballygrl on February 21, 2012, 06:32:11 PM
You need nastier songs woman!

That's about as nasty as I get LOL.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 06:34:02 PM
That's about as nasty as I get LOL.

Come visit me, I'll nasty you up.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: diesel driver on February 21, 2012, 06:38:13 PM
Bathe her, and bring her to me.

Don't forget your whips. 
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Splashdown on February 21, 2012, 07:04:11 PM
That's about as nasty as I get LOL.

Bally, you're going to get poor Stinky the DUde all in a lather. You KNOW how he stalks you!  :-)

Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Ballygrl on February 21, 2012, 07:05:57 PM
Bally, you're going to get poor Stinky the DUde all in a lather. You KNOW how he stalks you!  :-)

Crap! I forgot about that, you think he's youtubing Little Red Corvette and Downboys now?
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Boudicca on February 21, 2012, 08:04:18 PM


The problem with that idea is that for every one that look hot like Ballygirl, there are 12 that look like this.....




(http://idespiseeve.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/mooseknuckle.jpg)

That's the biggest camel toe I've ever seen, on either a biped or quadruped.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 08:19:31 PM
That's the biggest camel toe I've ever seen, on either a biped or quadruped.

OMG  I didn't notice that and I notice everything!  :rotf:
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Splashdown on February 21, 2012, 08:31:54 PM
OMG  I didn't notice that and I notice everything!  :rotf:

Luv you BEG, kinda the whole point of the picture about "Brazilian Wax!"  :-)
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: dutch508 on February 21, 2012, 08:35:04 PM
Luv you BEG, kinda the whole point of the picture about "Brazilian Wax!"  :-)

Hello!
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: BEG on February 21, 2012, 08:39:22 PM
Luv you BEG, kinda the whole point of the picture about "Brazilian Wax!"  :-)

LOL I didn't really look at the picture.


By the way, I've had a Brazilian Wax and also laser hair removal "down there", much rather have the laser...by far.
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: thundley4 on February 21, 2012, 08:47:29 PM
LOL I didn't really look at the picture.


By the way, I've had a Brazilian Wax and also laser hair removal "down there", much rather have the laser...by far.

Gonna have to get me one of these.  :-)

(http://www.chinawholesalegift.com/pic2/2009-5/26/5-in-1-laser-keychain-10433914973.jpg)
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Traveshamockery on February 21, 2012, 08:48:14 PM
You're doing it wrong! 

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4_M5PcJQmU&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: dickless wonders confused about manliness
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 09:55:48 PM
That's the biggest camel toe I've ever seen, on either a biped or quadruped.

That's because it isn't a camel toe. It's a moose knuckle.