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Title: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: CG6468 on February 21, 2012, 10:58:17 AM
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Report: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Updated: Monday, 20 Feb 2012, 9:55 AM EST
Published : Monday, 20 Feb 2012, 9:54 AM EST

INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) - Police officers were checking to see if an apartment complex could evict a man, after a woman reported he approached her while naked and asked for sex.

The woman called the police Friday afternoon after the man approached her while she unlocked the door of her far east side apartment, according to an Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department report.

Ahhh, gotta luv dem Hoosiers! (http://www.wishtv.com/dpp/news/local/marion_county/report-naked-man-begs-neighbor-for-sex)
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: Rebel on February 21, 2012, 12:14:27 PM
Was that wrong? /George Costanza
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2012, 02:30:50 PM
What was his DU name?  Taverner?
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: Gina on February 21, 2012, 02:34:40 PM
It's all in the approach   :naughty:
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: Eupher on February 21, 2012, 02:42:57 PM
Quote from: Gina on February 21, 2012, 02:34:40 PM
It's all in the approach   dangle  :naughty:

FIFY
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: Gina on February 21, 2012, 02:46:08 PM
Quote from: Eupher on February 21, 2012, 02:42:57 PM
FIFY

some men don't dangle  :loser:
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: Eupher on February 21, 2012, 02:47:45 PM
Quote from: Gina on February 21, 2012, 02:46:08 PM
some men don't dangle  :loser:

Ohhhhhkay. I'll take your word for it.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: Gina on February 21, 2012, 02:49:40 PM
Quote from: Eupher on February 21, 2012, 02:47:45 PM
Ohhhhhkay. I'll take your word for it.  :whistling:

No need to take my word on it, just look down  :tongue:
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: Eupher on February 21, 2012, 02:51:51 PM
Quote from: Gina on February 21, 2012, 02:49:40 PM
No need to take my word on it, just look down  :tongue:

Uh....I've got plenty of dangle -- unless the temps get to be a bit on the chilly side.
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: dixierose on February 21, 2012, 03:25:19 PM
Did someone say Dangle??

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6600000/Dangle-reno-911-6625978-400-600.jpg)
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 21, 2012, 03:46:05 PM
So...it didn't work...?

 :???:
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2012, 03:47:31 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 21, 2012, 03:46:05 PM
So...it didn't work...?

 :???:

Do any primitive propositions work? :rotf: :lmao: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: RobJohnson on February 21, 2012, 04:12:59 PM
I'm glad they have been having a mild winter there.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 21, 2012, 04:23:53 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2012, 02:30:50 PM
What was his DU name?  Taverner?

I was thinkin' this is right up DrainBamaged alley!