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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: tuolumnejim on May 08, 2008, 03:16:21 PM
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Another brainiac from the lounge. ::) Although it would be a riot if all the DUmmies were locked out of their own site. :lmao:
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7718270)
jasonc (1000+ posts) Thu May-08-08 04:23 AM
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I just figured out a foolproof way to keep the trolls out...
Design a quick IQ test to be passed before signing up.
instant peace on DU.
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"Instant peace" on Skins's island because none of the bona fide primitives would possibly pass any IQ test, no matter how low the barrier.
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Another brainiac from the louge. ::) Although it would be a riot if all the DUmmies were locked out of their own site. :lmao:
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7718270)
jasonc (1000+ posts) Thu May-08-08 04:23 AM
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I just figured out a foolproof way to keep the trolls out...
Design a quick IQ test to be passed before signing up.
instant peace on DU.
What would the maximum allowable IQ be? :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:
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Well I could see it if they locked out everyone with an IQ over 70.
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The don't know history. They're not very good in math. Their language skills suck, if you take away the "4" letter words, they can't express themselves......so how the hell do you give them an IQ test ??????
Oh, I know. You piss in a bottle and if you fail the drug test, you're in like Flint.
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IQ tests require logic and analytical thinking. DU would be RethugUnderground.com before the afternoon was over.
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The use of the word "foolproof" on DU is simply an oxymoron.
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The don't know history. They're not very good in math. Their language skills suck, if you take away the "4" letter words, they can't express themselves......so how the hell do you give them an IQ test ??????
Oh, I know. You piss in a bottle and if you fail the drug test, you're in like Flint.
.....and the ones that graduate college major in shit like pottery and ceramics.
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The don't know history. They're not very good in math. Their language skills suck, if you take away the "4" letter words, they can't express themselves......so how the hell do you give them an IQ test ??????
Oh, I know. You piss in a bottle and if you fail the drug test, you're in like Flint.
.....and the ones that graduate college major in shit like pottery and ceramics.
You forgot "womyn's studies."
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The don't know history. They're not very good in math. Their language skills suck, if you take away the "4" letter words, they can't express themselves......so how the hell do you give them an IQ test ??????
Oh, I know. You piss in a bottle and if you fail the drug test, you're in like Flint.
.....and the ones that graduate college major in shit like pottery and ceramics.
my daughter was just at her boyfriend's college graduation last weekend .. one woman did indeed get a degree in transgendered/female studies. she said she tried to look up the degree plan online and didnt find anything about it so far.
i think some idiot just made that one up to piss off 60% of the parents there that day :whatever: :-)
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Ya know, I think that this could work for DU.
If your IQ was below, say, 60, then you're allowed on the site. :tongue:
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That made me spit up my beer.
You do have to give it to the DUmbasses sometimes, that was hilarious.
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Another brainiac from the louge. ::) Although it would be a riot if all the DUmmies were locked out of their own site. :lmao:
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7718270)
jasonc (1000+ posts) Thu May-08-08 04:23 AM
Original message
I just figured out a foolproof way to keep the trolls out...
Design a quick IQ test to be passed before signing up.
instant peace on DU.
What would the maximum allowable IQ be? :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:
H5 :rotf:
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I don't see how any of the DUmmies could pass. All of them are as thick as a whale omelet.
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Reading DU is like listening in to the monkeys in the zoo. "First we would tie up that zoo keeper fella, then we would cram as many bananas as possible into our mouths, and then we'd fling poo and take a nap. Yeah! That sounds brilliant!!!"
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Another brainiac from the louge. ::) Although it would be a riot if all the DUmmies were locked out of their own site. :lmao:
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7718270)
jasonc (1000+ posts) Thu May-08-08 04:23 AM
Original message
I just figured out a foolproof way to keep the trolls out...
Design a quick IQ test to be passed before signing up.
instant peace on DU.
What would the maximum allowable IQ be? :stupid: :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:
This is more the approach I had in mind-a maximum I.Q. for DU membership. Like, in actuality, a 115, but belief in your entitlement to a 155?