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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on February 19, 2012, 08:32:14 PM
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I work for a large corporation. I did such a good job that I got a gift card with more than enough to buy a new 32" LCD TV with a built in DVD player! (My place is pretty small so 32" fits just right)
If you serve the 1%, I just know they will reward you too!
I got hooked when they offered to pay me for working for them. Imagine that?! And I get regular raises and bonuses when I do a really good job.
Gang, its REALLY easy! I just show up when they tell me too, and I do what ever they say for 8 hours. And then they give me money! I don't stand in lines at some govt office, or camp in a park with an open sewer. I just do what they say for 8 hours and I get MONEY! That's easy!
I have a truck that I paid off. I live in a nice place, its not as big as I like, but I'm living below my means to save some money for more cool stuff. I paid cash for my computer. and I just got a new TV for FREE.
I'm just surprised more people don't cash in on all this easy peasy money by working for the 1%.
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Congratulations. Enjoy the new TV.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/getelevision.png)
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Wow. that VCR is bigger than my TV...
and 1977? That entire unit must weigh 1000 pounds or more!
those were the days...
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You can guarantee nobody was going to walk out of your house with that under their arm.
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That's really great! The evil bank I work for recently gave away an all expenses paid trip to Florida to a very lucky employee. I'm jealous.
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I just got a thank you plaque and a $500 bonus just for showing up. Of course it was for showing up for 20 years!
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We should start a thread called "My Evil Corporate Boss and Me" and post all the wondrous stuff we buy with the money they hand out for the DUmmies to see.
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because we have not had a lost time injury in 18 months, my evil corporation just forced me to accept a $100 gift card to a local meat market. did you know meat markets profit by slaughtering innocent animals and cutting them up into little pieces to sell to other evil consumers for consumption? well i went and checked and there is no seagrass or lima beans available at the meat market so i just burned my gift in protest.
BTW, my stomach is growling because im hungry. i dont get paid enough to feed me and my family.
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Mmmm, meat market.
Wait, what?
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:lies:
Some lib reading this is going all :maddernhell:
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You like money too?
O-)
(Idiocracy reference)
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My evil company is paying me 100% for my time off work right now, bastards.
:lmao:
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My evil company is paying me 100% for my time off work right now, bastards.
:lmao:
That's unacceptable.
You should be getting 125%.
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Wow. that VCR is bigger than my TV...
and 1977? That entire unit must weigh 1000 pounds or more!
those were the days...
And there was enough REAL WOOD in the cabinetry on that set to send the Sierra Club into collective apoplectic heart failures. :popcorn:
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I have a buddy that works at a local audio/video repair shop. They have people pulling up there with these old-ass console Zeniths with 25-inch screens that must weight a couple hundred pounds. One of them is driving the truck and he's got three friends following him in a gold 1978 Lincoln Town Car.
:lmao:
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Congrats to all you industrious souls that work for a living and the company rewards you with benes. Keep up the good work. Maybe some day the moochers will get cut off.
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And there was enough REAL WOOD in the cabinetry on that set to send the Sierra Club into collective apoplectic heart failures. :popcorn:
Ohhhh, apoplectic heart failures! Those are the best! They're the type that send DUmmie heads ass-splodin'!
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That's unacceptable.
You should be getting 125%.
Good point....and free food! :yahoo: