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Title: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on February 17, 2012, 04:29:54 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 2-17-12 (Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!") (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2848037/posts)
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 17, 2012, 04:52:25 PM
Fix her up with Asher.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Chris_ on February 17, 2012, 04:54:26 PM
omg, liek this place is sooo kewl.

kids ::)
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: BattleHymn on February 17, 2012, 05:00:05 PM
omg, liek this place is sooo kewl.

kids ::)

 :old:
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: diesel driver on February 17, 2012, 05:11:40 PM
Charles, you da man!!!!!   :II:
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: miskie on February 17, 2012, 05:26:43 PM
Since its Friday, and this girl is like totes 15 n she like wants to be yer bestie, I posted this !

[youtube=560,315]kfVsfOSbJY0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 17, 2012, 05:43:16 PM
Miskie, you rat-bastard!

DOWN-TWINKLES!!!!!

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2012, 06:01:42 PM
Miskie, you rat-bastard!

DOWN-TWINKLES!!!!!

 :tongue:

Ditto.  Time for miskie to be "Rick-Rolled!" . . . maybe not.

I can't do that again. :runaway: :bolt: :panic:
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: delilahmused on February 17, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
Okay which one of you guys is pretending to be a 15 year old girl?

Cindie
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: miskie on February 17, 2012, 06:05:19 PM
Miskie, you rat-bastard!

You must know my wife - She calls me that at least once a day  :rofl:
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on February 17, 2012, 06:09:05 PM
Time for miskie to be "Rick-Rolled!"

After we got "Black-Balled."
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on February 17, 2012, 06:10:14 PM
WOW!

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WhoIsNumberNone
7. Oh, man-! Does this mean I can't %@#&-in' curse on your threads?

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Redstate Bluegirl
35. What the **** are you talking about???

Profane me! Oh yeah baby, profane me HARD!

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cyberswede
113. This is failry disturbing

It's completely inappropriate to engage adults in this manner when you are a child.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on February 17, 2012, 06:11:21 PM
Okay which one of you guys is pretending to be a 15 year old girl?

Didn't you see? I fessed up in the DUFU:

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Yes, I confess, **I**, Charles Henrickson, a Lutheran--I am "Redstate Bluegirl"!
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on February 17, 2012, 06:13:22 PM
Just reading her posts there, I don't know, she sounds like she's pretending to be 15.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: delilahmused on February 17, 2012, 06:15:01 PM
Didn't you see? I fessed up in the DUFU:


Profane me HARD...really Charles, you don't have to blend in that well!

Cindie
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: miskie on February 17, 2012, 06:15:07 PM
Ditto.  Time for miskie to be "Rick-Rolled!" . . . maybe not.

I can't do that again. :runaway: :bolt: :panic:

Okay -- I apologize -- this should make up for the above video...

[youtube=420,315]1GaKaGwch0U[/youtube]
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2012, 06:20:16 PM
BS given--that's almost 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: miskie on February 17, 2012, 06:23:47 PM
BS given--that's almost 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :thatsright:

Can't say I didn't deserve it  :-)

BTW, Bad Lip Reading is hilarious - Look up Russian Unicorn on Youtube. The group is also doing up all of the presidential candidates including Obama.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 17, 2012, 09:08:58 PM
omg, liek this place is sooo kewl.

kids ::)

There's no way in hell this is an actual girl! Who the hell talks like that right after you meet complete strangers when you're still a teen????

If one of my granddaughters did that I'd take a sledge to their computer!!

Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Chris_ on February 17, 2012, 09:32:56 PM
There's no way in hell this is an actual girl! Who the hell talks like that right after you meet complete strangers when you're still a teen????

If one of my granddaughters did that I'd take a sledge to their computer!!
According to CPS, it's now kosher to use a shotgun.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 18, 2012, 04:55:04 AM
According to CPS, it's now kosher to use a shotgun.

I suppose that buckshot or slugs would be out of the question, though.  Better stick to birdshot--#2s would do the trick.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on February 18, 2012, 11:25:49 AM
Okay which one of you guys is pretending to be a 15 year old girl?

Is "Redstate Bluegirl" really yours truly, Charles Henrickson? Maybe I am, maybe I amn't. The main thing is, to plant doubt in the minds of the DUmmies. Who is a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL here anyway? Could it be . . . this one . . . or that one? Are they just here to make us look like fools, to draw us out into saying something stupid? (Not too hard, that.)

So, "Redstate Bluegirl" could be me, or it could be some other DU mole. But a 15-year-old girl, addicted to the DUmp? Really?? How come she doesn't sound like a teenage girl? No genuine teenspeak, only a pale imitation thereof. And why was she "off school" that day? "The flu"? How convenient. Also, note the low post count, and the artificial means (the * replies) for driving up one's post count quickly. Very suspicious, isn't it, you DUmmies looking in.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 18, 2012, 11:40:38 AM
BTW, Chas, how the hell are ya?!
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on February 18, 2012, 11:52:48 AM
BTW, Chas, how the hell are ya?!

Stretched a bit thin. Very busy lately, and will be for some weeks to come. Lent starts Wednesday, extra services. Then on March 8 I leave for Indonesia, returning March 17. I'm teaching at a pastors' conference there for a week, and I've got lots to do to get ready for it.

So I haven't been DUFUing or DUmpster-diving much recently, and won't be for a while.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 18, 2012, 02:02:55 PM
Stretched a bit thin. Very busy lately, and will be for some weeks to come. Lent starts Wednesday, extra services. Then on March 8 I leave for Indonesia, returning March 17. I'm teaching at a pastors' conference there for a week, and I've got lots to do to get ready for it.

So I haven't been DUFUing or DUmpster-diving much recently, and won't be for a while.

Lord be careful over there! Yer headed into the "belly of the beast"! Not a lot of good stories comin' outa Indo for the last few years! Hope ya got some back up!
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on February 18, 2012, 02:15:14 PM
Lord be careful over there! Yer headed into the "belly of the beast"! Not a lot of good stories comin' outa Indo for the last few years! Hope ya got some back up!

I'll be in the city of Medan, on the island of Sumatra. Less Muslim than the island of Java. I'll be staying at a big hotel, at a conference for a bunch of Indonesian Lutheran pastors. I'll watch out for any bad potluck.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on February 24, 2012, 05:46:03 PM
UPDATE: Redstate Bluegirl has been BANNED, TOMBSTONED!!!

I posted this DUFU a week ago, on Friday the 17th. A few minutes ago, I just happened to go check on the original DU thread, to see if there were any more replies there since I did the DUFU. And, lo and behold, I see that by Sunday the 19th, Redstate Bluegirl had gotten the granite cookie!

You know, in this DUFU, I said that **I** was "Redstate Bluegirl," infiltrating the DUmp as a mole. Of course, when I said that, I was just kidding, messing with their minds, so they wouldn't know who was a troll and who wasn't. But it looks like now that they may have taken me seriously and really believed that I was Redstate Bluegirl! In any case, she gone!

Here's what I found:

wow. funny - but this person set off some major negative vibes in me with her/his very first post - and that first post had nothing at all to say that was as obviously trollish as this. . . .

["Obviously"?? You guys were all believing her and welcoming her for 120 posts . . . UNTIL I posted the DUFU!! Hee! Hee!]

it's strange to come here and see that my initial "ick factor" intuition was true.

(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4098/4878325550_1bab346d0b_m.jpg)

I think we all had our suspicions.

[Yeah, right, babylonsister. Only AFTER you read the DUmmie FUnnies!]

Welcome aboard. Have fun :)

[DUmmie Taverner still doesn't realize that Redstate Bluegirl has been tombstoned.]

Oh Redstate Bluegirl, you flew too close to the sun.

[Just call her "Ick 'R' Us."]

Account status: Posting privileges revoked

[A fancy way to say "TOMBSTONED!"]

Locking. Poster has been escorted from the building.

[She's been prog-marched out! And, who knows, she may really have been a teenage DUmmie! Oh, well!]

- - - - - - - - - - -

BTW, on a personal note, I may not be able to do a full-blown DUFU for at least the next few weeks. We're into Lent now, and this is a very busy time for me anyhow. PLUS, I leave for Indonesia on March 8, to teach at a conference there, getting back on March 17. And I've got a ton of stuff to do to get ready before I go.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 24, 2012, 05:57:45 PM
R.I.P to another Will Pitt sock puppet.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: diesel driver on February 24, 2012, 06:13:52 PM
Godspeed, Charles.

Stay safe.   O-)
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Chris_ on February 24, 2012, 06:34:13 PM
Ick 'R' Us :rotf:
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Ballygrl on February 24, 2012, 06:47:26 PM
:lmao:
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 24, 2012, 10:16:53 PM
Hey Chas, where the hell is PJ??? Have I missed sumpin' while I took a hiatus?
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on February 24, 2012, 11:13:28 PM
Hey Chas, where the hell is PJ???

PJ posted a DUFU just tonight.  But lately he's been averaging only a few DUFUs per month. He may be picking up the pace again soon, though.
Title: Re: Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!" (New DUFU)
Post by: Paul Heinzman on February 25, 2012, 08:30:09 AM
Okay which one of you guys is pretending to be a 15 year old girl?

Didn't you see? I fessed up in the DUFU:

Yes, I confess, **I**, Charles Henrickson, a Lutheran--I am "Redstate Bluegirl"!


Charles, were you also responsible for busting Will Pitt's pal Scott Ritter? :naughty: