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Title: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: Chris_ on February 17, 2012, 09:00:42 AM: Quote
Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack

Two St. James City women, one wielding a knife, were arrested Wednesday evening after their failed attempts to flash fellow bar patrons to earn extra beer money escalated into a parking lot attack.

Restaurant workers say Alicia Martin, 28, and Kathryn Rayannic, 23, had consumed "excessive quantities" of beer at the bar.

Deputies say the duo ran out of money, so they bounced around the bar offering to expose their breasts to other patrons for money, so they could buy more beer.
WZVN ABC 7 (http://www.abc-7.com/story/16951141/2012/02/16/beer-money-flashing-offers-lead-to-knife-attack)

With do-not-want mugshot goodness.
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: Rugnuts on February 17, 2012, 09:21:02 AM: Quote from: chris_ on February 17, 2012, 09:00:42 AM

With do-not-want mugshot goodness.

dutch will still want boobie pics
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: NHSparky on February 17, 2012, 09:25:07 AM: No, even dutch wouldn't want to see those--they've got bruises on them from the last time they tried going braless and they kept hitting them with their knees.

Besides, hogs don't have boobies, they have teats.
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: Rugnuts on February 17, 2012, 09:31:12 AM: dutch will still want teat pics
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: dutch508 on February 17, 2012, 10:33:32 AM: Quote from: Rugnuts on February 17, 2012, 09:31:12 AM
dutch will still want teat pics

Well, duh.
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: Gina on February 17, 2012, 10:43:46 AM: ewwwwww Dutch.....I know you like boobiez but come on! those teats can not be the turn on kind! :confused:
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: Wineslob on February 17, 2012, 12:10:49 PM: Quote
Deputies say the duo ran out of money, so they bounced around the bar offering to expose their breasts to other patrons for money, so they could buy more beer.

Typical DUmmies, selling what others don't want.
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: Gina on February 17, 2012, 12:15:19 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on February 17, 2012, 12:10:49 PM

Typical DUmmies, selling what others don't want.

and then just trying to TAKE it when you won't give it.
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: FreeBorn on February 17, 2012, 02:48:08 PM: Just for Dutch ::)

NSFW

http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/livestock-and-sales-blog/2009/06/british-lop-is-east-of-england.html
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: Eupher on February 17, 2012, 05:05:43 PM: Quote from: FreeBorn on February 17, 2012, 02:48:08 PM
Just for Dutch ::)

NSFW

http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/livestock-and-sales-blog/2009/06/british-lop-is-east-of-england.html

Why is that NSFW? It's just a pig with teats. Well, I suppose not just any pig, but a champion pig, but a pig with teats is what it is.
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: dutch508 on February 17, 2012, 05:10:32 PM: Quote from: Gina on February 17, 2012, 10:43:46 AM
ewwwwww Dutch.....I know you like boobiez but come on! those teats can not be the turn on kind! :confused:

Just because the beer intake to boobiez desirability ratio may be extra high does not mean that the word boobiez is not in the equation.

I don't make the laws, I just follow them. For the most part. Usually.
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: thundley4 on February 17, 2012, 07:51:50 PM: How were those women trying to make money?

"Give me money, or I'll show you my tits?"
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 18, 2012, 07:48:21 PM: Quote from: chris_ on February 17, 2012, 09:00:42 AM
WZVN ABC 7 (http://www.abc-7.com/story/16951141/2012/02/16/beer-money-flashing-offers-lead-to-knife-attack)

With do-not-want mugshot goodness.

Sounds like they shoulda sobered up pretty quick! Pretty sure I wouldn't pay to see boobiez you can walk on! Who pulled the knife? Some guy who didn't want to see them??
Title: Re: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 19, 2012, 09:24:55 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on February 17, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
How were those women trying to make money?

"Give me money, or I'll show you my tits?"

No doubt would have worked out better for them.