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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 17, 2012, 06:40:57 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002259861
Oh my.
The mike_c primitive.
mike_c (30,080 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
Prisoners sneak pig into VSP (Vermont State Police) decal
http://www.wcax.com/story/16663947/prisoners-sneak-pig-into-vsp-decal
Look closely at that cow....
after which a picture
Bwahahahahahaha!
after which a second picture
WILLISTON, Vt. -Vermont State police are confronting a prisoner prank and investigating who's behind it. Inmates tasked with making decals of the official state seal for state police cruisers took some liberties with the design. And troopers are not happy about it.
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Hundreds of cruisers patrol Vermont with the state seal standing out on both front doors. The seal was originally designed by Ira Allen in the 1770s. There's a tree, mountains and a cow to honor dairy farming in Vermont.
Four years ago the state wanted more decals for cruisers, giving the job to the prison print shop in Windsor. Inmates were supposed to load the state crest image in as given to them, but someone decided to make a major change-- payback perhaps.
In the new decal, one of the spots on the cow is actually a pig. Pig is a derogatory term for police. A state trooper in Southern Vermont just noticed the altered artwork.
We all know the mike_c type; the minute he needs protection from something, he's going to be on his knees, crying and sobbing and bawling and begging and pleading and licking the boots of some cop to save him.
It always happens.
LiberalEsto (13,339 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. Maybe they can do badges for the Oakland cops
LiberalFighter (27,567 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
7. Except they should use dicks
bvar22 (26,292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
27. Except they should use dicks...
...small, short dicks.
Everybody knows that those "Billy Clubs" are a compensation.
Have you ever noticed how the Police unconsciously fondle & stroke their clubs?
Botany (33,136 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
8. And at the end of the day the prisoners will still be in jail and the State Police ...
.... will go home to their homes and families.
2ndAmForComputers (292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
13. Didn't like the joke, huh?
What jokes one likes and dislikes says a lot about oneself.
Botany (33,136 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
21. remind me again on why people are sent to the state penn ....
.... skip those sent on drug charges. Murder .... that is a hoot
Rape .... funny all around armed robbery ..... good times
felony assault ..... just a party time DUI w/ a homicide ..... wild & crazy guys
2ndAmForComputers (292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
26. "skip those sent on drug charges" -- No, I won't. Why should I?
How can you tell the author of the prank wasn't one of those?
Major Nikon (2,217 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
15. Yes, but they will have a helluva lot better story to tell their grandkids someday
sudopod (4,465 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
18. u mad?
Botany (33,136 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
22. not mad at all
just pointing out a fact
2ndAmForComputers (292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
23. Suuuuuure.
Rex (27,159 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
33. And the 'pigs' will now be official!!!
Warren DeMontague (33,376 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
9. Who says there's no good art made, anymore.
****ing classic.
Warren DeMontague (33,376 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
10. That's what you get for filling your prisons with non-violent pot smokers.
Some of these folks are awfully creative.
2ndAmForComputers (292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
14. Replacing decals will cost the staggering amount of $800.
State police aren't laughing either. In a statement, Maj. Bill Sheets said "While some may find humor in the decal modifications, the joke unfortunately comes at the expense of the taxpayers."
Pallito expects the bill to replace the offending swine will run about $800.
Well, if I was a taxpayer I'd pay more than my share gladly.
saras (4,888 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
16. I'd pay double my share if they would keep them
sabrina 1 (24,001 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
32. Lol, I hope someone gives that artist a job. Not only is s/he creative, but they have a great sense of humor.
douglas9 (784 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
35. Vermont fails to find culprit in embarrassing pig caper
(Reuters) - A female inmate at a prison print shop suspected of sneaking an image of a pig into the official Vermont state police crest may never be identified after an internal investigation failed to find the culprit.
Authorities could not find the culprit among several women at the shop who were suspected of having altered, more than a year ago, the officially-sanctioned design in a prank that went viral online after it came to light this month.
An investigation into the case is over and no charges are forthcoming, Penny Carpenter, executive assistant with Vermont's Department of Corrections, said on Thursday.
Vermont's approved state police crest depicts a spotted cow against a background of snowy mountains, but the inmates' version, featured one of the cow's spots shaped like a pig in an apparent reference to the pejorative word for police.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/16/us-vermont-police-pig-idUSTRE81F1US20120216?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews
Ho-hum.
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I don't know, if I was a cop I'd probably laugh my ass off. ...but that's just me. Oh, and Mike_C is still a ****.
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Easily amused.
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mike_c (30,080 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
(http://www.hutchisoneffect.ca/www.barryjohnson.com/assclown.jpg)
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I figured he would be all over that 5th grade child-molester thread. He loves him some kiddie pervs.
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i thought it was funny.
i bet most cops would too.
the only person who should be upset is the guy who put the inmates in charge of the logo art, and didnt catch it.
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bvar22 (26,292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
27. Except they should use dicks...
...small, short dicks.
Everybody knows that those "Billy Clubs" are a compensation.
Have you ever noticed how the Police unconsciously fondle & stroke their clubs?
Now wait just one minute. I thought that was what a gun was for!
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I figured he would be all over that 5th grade child-molester thread. He loves him some kiddie pervs.
He takes 'Buggering' to the H-N-L...
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So says the pervert. :mental:
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This is the one that caught my attention. Go figure.
2ndAmForComputers (292 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
14. Replacing decals will cost the staggering amount of $800.
State police aren't laughing either. In a statement, Maj. Bill Sheets said "While some may find humor in the decal modifications, the joke unfortunately comes at the expense of the taxpayers."
Pallito expects the bill to replace the offending swine will run about $800.
Well, if I was a taxpayer I'd pay more than my share gladly.
Says something about this particular primative, doesn't it?
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They're such children! That's middle school humor. But then what can you expect from criminals & DUmmies.
Cindie
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I don't know, if I was a cop I'd probably laugh my ass off. ...but that's just me. Oh, and Mike_C is still a ****.
Exactly...it really is a bit funny, but mikey is such a bitch he deserves a beat-down just on GP.