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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 14, 2012, 06:01:54 PM
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demtenjeep (20,352 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
I am so frikin pissed at the moment!~ I just might send a bill to my doctor for MY time
because of this stupid disease, I have to go to the doctor often. I hate going and talking about the results of each and every BM [ :panic: :puke: -SSB] but I go because I would be dead without this doctor. He knew he was running behind [sounds like you have your own runny behind -SSB] all the time so he hired a PA. She is even more frikin slow than he is.
[nobody cares about the rest, even the parts where you might die]
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002311260
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He saved your life, you ungrateful ho (that is if you are telling the truth). He probably had an emergency or maybe he actually takes more than the recommended 5-10 minutes with his patients.
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So, when you said she was "full of shit", you literally MEANT "full of shit". :lmao:
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He saved your life, you ungrateful ho ...
Point of order madame!
I object to the use of the term "ho"
"Ho" as I'm sure you're well aware, is a vernacular abbreviation for the word "whore."
A "whore," as I'm also sure you know, is a woman men would willing pay money to have sex with.
I trust you will correct this abuse of the term in future posts.
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Please, the plagiarizing primitive's time isn't worth the south end discharge of a north facing bull.
I guess the DUmbass doesn't like it when a doctor ensures the previous patient's completely understand their treatment, conditions, options, etc.
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And Pamela thinks it would be better under free medical care for all?
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demtenjeep
Tue Feb 14, 2012, 07:15 PM
8. oh and you cave dwellers....hello
feel free to act like the middle school kids you act like on my behalf!
How cute, the plagiarizer not only has to come right home and bitch about her day to the DUmbasses, but she also has time to check in with us.
Hi Pam, now go play a nice game of hide and go **** yourself.
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Point of order madame!
I object to the use of the term "ho"
"Ho" as I'm sure you're well aware, is a vernacular abbreviation for the word "whore."
A "whore," as I'm also sure you know, is a woman men would willing pay money to have sex with.
I trust you will correct this abuse of the term in future posts.
I bet someone like this would be all over Pam and actually pay $25 for a blow job (minus her new teeth of course)...
(http://uglypeopleunite.com/files/2011/05/uglyguywithglassesandaredface51.jpg)
Or this
(http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/rh/hd/di/ugly_man.jpg)
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How cute, the plagiarizer not only has to come right home and bitch about her day to the DUmbasses, but she also has time to check in with us.
Hi Pam, now go play a nice game of hide and go **** yourself.
She could always sign-up and say "Hello" in person.
Unless she's afraid of timid woodland creatures.
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We can turn this into a weekly dramatic series.
We'll call it:
DAWSON'S CRACK
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proud2BlibKansan
Tue Feb 14, 2012, 07:33 PM
11. Waiting for the doctor has never bothered me
It shows he's really spending time with each patient. I appreciate that.
I just make sure I have a good book to pass the time.
I'm not sure, is Anne implying Pam should have more patience, or is she implying Pam can't read?
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I'm not sure, is Anne implying Pam should have more patience, or is she implying Pam can't read?
Neither. Both Anne Pritchett and Pam Dawson are former Top DUmmies.
Pam earned hers with multiple hilarious lies and comical storylines. She's a pathological liar - not one word in any of her posts is true, but funny as hell.
Anne won Top DUmmy for 2010 because coach masterminded a campaign for her. She's a hateful, ugly little harridan, dumb as a stump, and nearly all her posts are nitwit copy-and-paste jobs, like the braindead kpete.
Since they've both won Top DUmmy, they hate one another. In the first sentence of her post, you should add the understood "you dumb bitch Pam", because that's what Anne meant.
Oh, and by the way, Pam's on chemo.
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Mr Mannn's Translation service. From Lying DUmmy Whackjob to Modern American English.
This is all an attempt by demtenjeep to get on the disability gravy train.
Ring! Ring!"Hey, Boss! I can't come in today, I've had another flare up of terminal butt flop." (he found the disease in the disability catalog)
(****, third time this month for demtenjeep!) "Theres no such thing! I want to see a doctor's note!"
(all part of my nefarious plan!) "Sure thing, Boss."
Later at the doctor's office...
"Doctor Spastic, the Hypocondriac is here to see you."
"Hmmm. I have a really sick patient right now, the faker will have to wait."
An Hour Later
(after reciting a litany of symptoms he memorized) And thats not all doc, I was having hallucinations too! I swear I crapped a whole herd of My Little Ponies. They were flying all around, and all different colors. And they told me that Occupy Wall Street was just the beginning....Ponies for everyone!"
"Hmmm. Yep that sounds like Terminal Butt Flop..."
"I just KNEW it! Please sign my excuse slip...and these disability papers"
"Fraid I can't do that because you don't have Terminal Butt Flop."
"Wait. What?!! Oh. I understand. And so does this portrait of Mr Lincon." (holds up 5 dollar bill).
(ignores DUmmy bribe) "NOPE. You're as healthy as a horse, a lazy good for nothing horse, but still pretty healthy."
"But the ponies!"
"Oh, and your application for medical marijiuanna was turned down too."
(scream of horror) "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Still later after learning his employment was being reviewed for termination:
(Posts at DU)
demtenjeep (20,352 posts)
I am so frikin pissed at the moment!~ I just might send a bill to my doctor for MY time
because of this stupid disease, I have to go to the doctor often. I hate going and talking about the results of each and every BM [ -SSB] but I go because I would be dead without this doctor. He knew he was running behind [sounds like you have your own runny behind -SSB] all the time so he hired a PA. She is even more frikin slow than he is.
[nobody cares about the rest, even the parts where you might die]
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We can turn this into a weekly dramatic series.
We'll call it:
DAWSON'S CRACK
NO!! :asssmack:
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I'm not sure, is Anne implying Pam should have more patience, or is she implying Pam can't read?
Ha :rotf:
H5
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Good grief she throws a fit because she has to wait at the doctors office. Most adults realize that doctors see lots of people.
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A well-adjusted, psychologically sound person might post something like this in a moment of weakness and then regret it, or maybe type it out, read it and think better of it.
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A well-adjusted, psychologically sound person might post something like this in a moment of weakness and then regret it, or maybe type it out, read it and think better of it.
If a normal person posted it, it might be true.
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If a normal person posted it, it might be true.
I went back and read it again and I don't see a normal person posting it, not without a self-delete or an apology 5 minutes after they cooled down.
Other than that, yeah, it might well be true.
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My dental appointment today was at 1400 and I didn't get seen, even by the support staff, until 1530. Thank goodness we're having our Valentine's Day out dinner tomorrow night.
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My eye surgeon regularly runs 30-45 minutes behind schedule and then some. I have left his office at 8:30 pm following a 5:45 pm appointment. He's one of the nicest, most competent doctors I've ever had and he deserves every penny he earns. That's why I excuse the late appointments and the horrible waiting room.
Get over yourself, Pam. You're nobody special.
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My eye surgeon regularly runs 30-45 minutes behind schedule and then some. I have left his office at 8:30 pm following a 5:45 pm appointment. He's one of the nicest, most competent doctors I've ever had and he deserves every penny he earns. That's why I excuse the late appointments and the horrible waiting room.
Sounds like the ophthalmologist I see.
A routine appointment seems takes forever, and you wait at least a half-hour in three different places.
I just take my Kindle and read, because I know it's going to take a while.
I'm sure he'd refer me to someone else if I got fed up with it.
Pam's doctor would do that, too, if he weren't imaginary.
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The longer that Pam spends waiting in a doctor's office, the less time that she has to ruin children's lives.
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Oooh, burn. :-)
My doctor moved from the suburban area I'm in over to Vanderbilt University. Sure, they have nicer equipment (the eyeball sonogram was interesting) but the offices are a whole lot smaller.
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We can turn this into a weekly dramatic series.
We'll call it:
DAWSON'S CRACK
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Oooh, burn. :-)
My doctor moved from the suburban area I'm in over to Vanderbilt University. Sure, they have nicer equipment (the eyeball sonogram was interesting) but the offices are a whole lot smaller.
Is that the thing that looks like a big contact lens that they put on your eyeball then squirt fluid on your eye between your eyeball and the lens thing?
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No, I've never heard of that. This was a big probe connected to the sonogram machine. They smeared my face with sonogram fluid and ran it over my eye for a few minutes. At least this was painless.
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No, I've never heard of that. This was a big probe connected to the sonogram machine. They smeared my face with sonogram fluid and ran it over my eye for a few minutes. At least this was painless.
I remember what it was called now, immersion scan. They also did two other tests to measure my eye too.
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My Doctor is always running behind, but as was pointed out by proud the majority of the time it's because he's spending extra time with other patients, plus they stick emergencies in during office hours.
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demtenjeep
Tue Feb 14, 2012, 07:15 PM
8. oh and you cave dwellers....hello
feel free to act like the middle school kids you act like on my behalf!
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Don't worry, Pam, we will.
Somebody has to mind the kindergartners, besides, they are so damned cute when they are mad. :rotf:
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Awwww, come on Pam. You know you like the idea of a sitcom called "Dawson's Crack." Maybe we can cast Charlie Sheen as your crack.
Winning!
:loser:
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I love it when Pammy stamps her little feet in frustration when she is reminded that the world does not revolve around her. :rotf:
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This was a big probe connected to the...
:panic: Oh my God, don't ever say that in connection with an eyeball. Ever.
I've never gotten worked up about waiting for a doctor, I know it happens, and I know the world does not revolve around me. I did get pissed at a hairdresser who habitually did this. Hour, hour and a half behind schedule. Can you believe that?
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:panic: Oh my God, don't ever say that in connection with an eyeball. Ever.
I've never gotten worked up about waiting for a doctor, I know it happens, and I know the world does not revolve around me. I did get pissed at a hairdresser who habitually did this. Hour, hour and a half behind schedule. Can you believe that?
Yes I do. My stylist in Dallas is always late.
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We can turn this into a weekly dramatic series.
We'll call it:
DAWSON'S CRACK
SWAMP PEOPLE
MUD CATS
DIRTY JOBS
WORLD'S DUMBEST...
MOST SHOCKING
REALLY BIG THINGS
HOW IT'S MADE
DOOMSDAY 2012
Oh, the possibilities go on and on...