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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on February 14, 2012, 09:04:36 AM

Title: Iranian Navy
Post by: CG6468 on February 14, 2012, 09:04:36 AM
Do you notice anything special in this photo?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/Politics/IranianNavy.jpg)
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Rugnuts on February 14, 2012, 09:09:03 AM
ass grabber
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: CG6468 on February 14, 2012, 09:15:55 AM
ass grabber

Yup.
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Rugnuts on February 14, 2012, 09:21:32 AM
muslims have serious sexuality issues

Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: CG6468 on February 14, 2012, 09:22:31 AM
muslims have serious sexuality issues



Noooooo!!!! Really?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Cyrus on February 16, 2012, 10:52:32 AM
Navy is usually gay, all Navy's around the world have gay people in them. What is so funny? Homosexuality is found in over 300 species, only one species (humans) have homophobia though. Homophobia is stupid and hurts homosexuals who have taken enough oppression around the world.

muslims have serious sexuality issues

How do you even know he is Muslim? If it was an IRGC pic, then I would be 100% sure he is Muslim.

For example check this out:
(http://i.imgur.com/5Scrq.png)

What do you see? Two handsome Iranian Navy men. Maybe they are friends and maybe they're gay? So what.
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Rugnuts on February 16, 2012, 10:56:52 AM
whether or not the sailor is muslim has no bearing on my comment that muslims have sexuality issues.


i think you broke the internet trying to post "two handsome iranians" <error: does not compute>

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/forums/gays.jpg)

Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Cyrus on February 16, 2012, 11:25:01 AM
whether or not the sailor is muslim has no bearing on my comment that muslims have sexuality issues.


i think you broke the internet trying to post "two handsome iranians" <error: does not compute>

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/sadiesinner/forums/gays.jpg)



Something must be wrong with IMGUR, here's a direct link: http://i.imgur.com/5Scrq.png

Also "i think you broke the internet trying to post "two handsome iranians" <error: does not compute>", are you being serious? Iranian men are some of the most handsome men in the world. Iranian men are consistently rated some of the top hottest in beauty, it's called exotic features. No offense Rugnuts I think you're a cool guy but you need to realize that Mediterranean and Middle Eastern features are the most sought by men and women. Again Rugnuts, I think you are a great poster but your racist comment right now was over the top.

This is what the average Iranian guy looks like (direct link since imgur is broken for some reason): http://i.imgur.com/4NWRb.jpg
(http://i.imgur.com/4NWRb.jpg)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxaUpbEzPc4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Rugnuts on February 16, 2012, 11:34:20 AM
Also "i think you broke the internet trying to post "two handsome iranians" <error: does not compute>", are you being serious? Iranian men are some of the most handsome men in the world. Iranian men are consistently rated some of the top hottest in beauty, it's called exotic features. No offense Rugnuts I think you're a cool guy but you need to realize that Mediterranean and Middle Eastern features are the most sought by men and women. Again Rugnuts, I think you are a great poster but your racist comment right now was over the top.
well i will clearly defer to your expertise on handsome men. i have simply relied on "people's sexiest man alive" for the last 20 years and have never seen an iranian listed.

and just where have my posts been racist?
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Cyrus on February 16, 2012, 11:41:56 AM
well i will clearly defer to your expertise on handsome men. i have simply relied on "people's sexiest man alive" for the last 20 years and have never seen an iranian listed.

and just where have my posts been racist?

Okay, I understand where you are coming from, Rugnuts. However, I disagree that the "People's Sexiest Man Alive" award is a good guide for male beauty.
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 11:45:05 AM
Gee, whodathunk? I had no idea most male soap opera actors were actually Iranian.

He sure seems to have the long dramatic pose down pat.

(http://i.imgur.com/4NWRb.jpg)
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Rugnuts on February 16, 2012, 11:46:59 AM
Okay, I understand where you are coming from, Rugnuts. However, I disagree that the "People's Sexiest Man Alive" award is a good guide for male beauty.
i get it, your the expert.
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: TVDOC on February 16, 2012, 11:47:04 AM
Okay, I understand where you are coming from, Rugnuts. However, I disagree that the "People's Sexiest Man Alive" award is a good guide for male beauty.

Cyrus.......please stay on topic, and within the framework of this forum......which is humor......the OP was intended to be rather funny, and not a personal or political statement.

We can also do without all of the video clips and photos in your replies......

doc
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Cyrus on February 16, 2012, 11:49:12 AM
Gee, whodathunk? I had no idea most male soap opera actors were actually Iranian.

He sure seems to have the long dramatic pose down pat.

(http://i.imgur.com/4NWRb.jpg)

He's an Iranian actor but he has typical Iranic features.

(http://i.imgur.com/iSmwe.jpg)
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Cyrus on February 16, 2012, 11:50:12 AM
Cyrus.......please stay on topic, and within the framework of this forum......which is humor......the OP was intended to be rather funny, and not a personal or political statement.

We can also do without all of the video clips and photos in your replies......

doc

Sorry about that TVDOC... I'll cool off.
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: obumazombie on February 16, 2012, 08:34:39 PM
Not to be a killjoy, the apparent "assgrab" is an optical illusion. At least the way I see  it. No argument here though on the muslim sexuality issues.
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Rebel on February 17, 2012, 07:55:54 AM
He sure seems to have the long dramatic pose down pat.



This little guy has him beat.


(http://www.bublegum.net/uploads/s/sergio/8626.gif)
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: Lacarnut on February 24, 2012, 09:41:46 PM
i get it, your the expert.

Probably one on queers.
Title: Re: Iranian Navy
Post by: CG6468 on February 24, 2012, 11:00:04 PM
Cyrus, quit stealing my threads. If you have something shitty to say, start your own thread(s). Don't step all over existing threads with your asinine comments and long winded crap.