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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Lauri on May 07, 2008, 09:15:32 PM
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Truth2Tell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 09:20 PM
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Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party
Despite all the math counting her out, Hillary Clinton fervently remains in the race to become the Democratic nominee for president in 2008. She has become the Democratic Party's psycho ex-girlfriend, and she's not going away without a restraining order.
It's 2:31 AM. The Democratic Party is sleeping peacefully when it hears its phone buzz on the night stand. It rolls over and sees "Hillary" on the caller ID. It pauses briefly, considering pushing "END" and not dealing with this shit tonight. The thought is appealing but the Democratic Party knows that if it doesn't take this call, another one is only minutes away.
DEMS: ...Hello?
Hillary: Hey baby.
DEMS: C'mon Hillary. Enough with this.
Hillary: Don't you get it? You NEED me.
DEMS: No, I don't. It was fun while it lasted but I'm with Barack now. I made my choice, it's done.
Hillary: You can't really mean that. How can you say that after all the good times we had?
DEMS: To be honest, I started hanging out with you...
Continued at http://madatoms.com/2008/05/edit-hillary-clinton-psycho...
believe it or not, I got saw this at the DUmp... :-)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5876128
Edited to add primitive who originally posted this.
Remember, the primitives are narcissists, and like seeing their name in search engines.
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 10:09 PM
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15. Grow a set, already (Carville said Hillary has an extra cojone you could use)
Ha!
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DawgHouse (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 09:43 PM
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10. I guess it's funny to freepers?
Damn skippy! :rotf:
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Oooh! Hiss! Claw! Scratch! :-)
sandnsea (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 09:41 PM
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8. Well this isn't helpful n/t
DawgHouse (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 09:43 PM
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10. I guess it's funny to freepers?
scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 09:52 PM
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11. k&r -- Yes, it is DAMN funny shit! Love it!
Our entire political system is but a macrocosm of dysfunctional relationships.
NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 10:06 PM
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13. Everything's a joke to the human garbage Obamapaths
Does that koolaid come pre-sweetened or do you have to add your own sugar?
sendero (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 10:12 PM
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16. HRC is a ****ing joke..
... to bad you can't see it.
scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 10:13 PM
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17. What makes it funny is that it accurately reflects reality............
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Wed May-07-08 09:52 PM
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11. k&r -- Yes, it is DAMN funny shit! Love it!
Our democrat party political system is but a macrocosm of dysfunctional relationships.
FIXORD!!!
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So, can the Dems expect to come home to their pet rabbit boiling on the stove?
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So, can the Dems expect to come home to their pet rabbit boiling on the stove?
only if Hilary manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory :-)