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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BadCat on February 13, 2012, 05:15:48 PM

Title: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: BadCat on February 13, 2012, 05:15:48 PM
Today, for the first time ever, stock in Apple Computer closed above $500 a share...making Apple WORTH MORE THAN EXXON MOBIL.
Now, we know how much you HATE Exxon Mobil, so please tell us....

When are you going to throw away your Ipods, IPads and IPhones?  Apple is now even more EVIL than Exxon.

Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 13, 2012, 05:25:43 PM
Today, for the first time ever, stock in Apple Computer closed above $500 a share...making Apple WORTH MORE THAN EXXON MOBIL.
Now, we know how much you HATE Exxon Mobil, so please tell us....

When are you going to throw away your Ipods, IPads and IPhones?  Apple is now even more EVIL than Exxon.



...but they provide such an indispensable service to DUmmies...gas, not so much.
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: Texacon on February 13, 2012, 05:28:03 PM
Yeah but ... BC it is only the EVIL stock holders that have anything to do with that.  It is the stock holders that reap the benefits .... or some such incredibly stupid bull shit.

KC
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: obumazombie on February 13, 2012, 05:32:48 PM
Occupy Apple.
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: Ogre on February 13, 2012, 05:44:31 PM
Occupy Apple.
Snort, lol, good one. :lmao:
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: jukin on February 13, 2012, 05:56:54 PM
Yep and a bigger percentage of Apple's employees are OFF SHORE!!!!111!!!eleventy.

Of course, this is different and......shut up.
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: Chris_ on February 13, 2012, 06:28:30 PM
Another Friend of Barry that evaded paying their fair share in taxes while oppressing the 99 percent and destroying the country in the process.

Apple Paid a Lower Tax Rate in 2011 Than Mitt Romney (http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2012/02/sullivan--1.html)
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: miskie on February 13, 2012, 06:30:54 PM
..Can't forget to mention that Apple paid less in taxes than 'RMoney' -

- So go Occupy some Apple stores !1! Take a crap on an Apple Genius' car !1! Burn effigies of Wozniak and the late Jobs in protest !1! or at least pirate liberate a bunch of stuff from iTunes, and share it amongst fellow Occutards. I'd also suggest building a few Hackintosh PCs for yourselves, but that requires some degree of technical finesse - and looking at pictures of your clan, I'd say that finding someone genuinely technical-minded is unlikely.
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: Ballygrl on February 13, 2012, 06:31:31 PM
Can I ask a question? do they buy extra ipads, iphones and ipods and give them away to the people they profess to care about?

Any chance we can use this thread to cite other signs of regressive hypocrisy?
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: miskie on February 13, 2012, 06:35:38 PM
Can I ask a question? do they buy extra ipads, iphones and ipods and give them away to the people they profess to care about?

Any chance we can use this thread to cite other signs of regressive hypocrisy?

This thread will quickly balloon to the biggest megathread on all of the internets if we covered all of their hypocrisy.
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 13, 2012, 06:42:29 PM
What I want to know is...who took the bite out of the apple?
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: obumazombie on February 13, 2012, 08:41:22 PM
The forbidden fruits, formerly the Village People.
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 14, 2012, 05:43:37 AM
Occupy Apple.

Be a worm!  (Come to think of it, "worm" is a good adjective to describe the denziens of the DUmp.)
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 14, 2012, 08:29:23 AM
I'm pretty sure the profit margin as a percent is substantially higher too.
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 14, 2012, 08:56:20 AM
I'm pretty sure the profit margin as a percent is substantially higher too.
Are you suggesting they might be ripe to be hit with a windfall tax? After all, they probably pay less taxes than Warren Buffet's secretary so they deserve to be punished.
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: obumazombie on February 14, 2012, 02:57:20 PM
What I want to know is...who took the bite out of the apple?

The forbidden fruits, formerly the Village People.

Come on, that's gold, pure gold.
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 14, 2012, 04:07:36 PM
It will do no good to bring any of this to their attention. They just stick their fingers up their butts and holler: LALALALALALALALALALALA!!!

After all, since their heads are up their ass, it's the only way to keep from hearing the facts!
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: zeitgeist on February 14, 2012, 04:26:06 PM
Occupy Apple.

Actually I am thinking more like SHORT APPLE.  No tree grows to the sky, I really believe without Jobs the MoJo is gone.

Disclosure:  I have owned aapl on several occasions, at one point having to dollar cost down buying it at $12 from $60.  I believe it is in nose bleed territory with any number of reasons why the price will not be sustainable.   :mental:
Title: Re: To the hypocrites at DU
Post by: LC EFA on February 14, 2012, 05:13:27 PM
Be a worm!  (Come to think of it, "worm" is a good adjective to describe the denziens of the DUmp.)

Not really.

Worms are good for the soil : Plant a DUmmy and nothing would grow there for the next thousand eons.
Worms are great bait : Put a DUmmy on a hook and you're like to ruin your favourite fishing hole.