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Title: The Dude is pissed
Post by: CC27 on February 12, 2012, 11:39:58 AM
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"The mess the president finds himself in with the Catholic Church" (**** you, Bob Sheaffer)
That was the line ol' Texas Bob used in his "Face The Nation" promo on the CBS Sunday Morning show.

Hey Bob, you ****wad, how about you reverse that headline to reflect reality: "The mess the Catholic Church finds itself in with the American People."

Nothing like spiking a story, huh Bob? You sly ol' journalist, you. You knew what you were saying, dintcha?

Did you eat bad pasta stinky?  :whatever:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002301944
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 12, 2012, 11:44:55 AM
Did you eat bad pasta stinky?  :whatever:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002301944

It was probably the "sauce" that ol' Sparkly forced him to put on the pasta.
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: FlaGator on February 12, 2012, 11:56:06 AM
No stinky, Bob had it right. In case you haven't reviewed some of the latest polls most Americans aren't happy with the government's intrusion of religion. Your vaulted separation of church and state works both ways.
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2012, 11:56:20 AM
It was probably the "sauce" that ol' Sparkly forced him to put on the pasta.

Remember that like Hitler, the old dude is a lapsed Catholic.

A lapsed Catholic is NOT the same thing as a lapsed Presbyterian or a lapsed Baptist.

An ex-Presbyterian or an ex-Baptist can be nonchalant or indifferent about that which he has rejected, but an ex-Catholic inevitably is especially vile, flipping from "love" to "Hate" all the way.  I give you the examples of the Die alte Sau, the defrocked warped primitive, Mrs. Alfred Packer the hippywife primitive, Beth, the Bostonian Drunkard, &c., &c., &c.

Especially the example of the defrocked warped primitive, she with the face like Hindenberg's.

I dunno why this is, but that's the way it is.
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: Ballygrl on February 12, 2012, 12:01:36 PM
They have a heck of a lot of nerve if they think the Church needs to change their Doctrine to fit their needs, screw that. :bird:
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 12, 2012, 12:55:59 PM
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A lapsed Catholic is NOT the same thing as a lapsed Presbyterian or a lapsed Baptist.

An ex-Presbyterian or an ex-Baptist can be nonchalant or indifferent about that which he has rejected, but an ex-Catholic inevitably is especially vile, flipping from "love" to "Hate" all the way.


Exactly the way the most obnoxious tobacco nazis are ex-smokers.
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: obumazombie on February 12, 2012, 01:04:41 PM
Don't forget the cafeteria catholics. They think they know more than the Pope.
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: Airwolf on February 12, 2012, 01:13:49 PM
It's way past time for smelly boy to switch to decafe
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 12, 2012, 02:04:45 PM
I think Members of the mafia, like Stinky, suffer from a bad conscience--they know where they are headed.
The Church is a major part of the culture in Itally. The result is mafia members who claim to disbelieve but are actually rebelling against the reality of spending eternity in hell.

The rebellion translates into expressions of hate.
That just fits right in with the Socialist's hatred for people of faith.
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: jukin on February 12, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
I laugh at the DUde, like the internets.
Title: Re: The Dude is pissed
Post by: Ballygrl on February 12, 2012, 07:18:11 PM
The Mafia, though their lifestyles are the opposite of Church teachings, they don't diss the Church, they actually give a lot of money to their Parishes. You should've seen the Feasts in NY when I was a kid, it was like the scene from The Godfather II, when Vito Corleone played by Robert DeNiro was running across the rooftops, he was stalking Signor Roberto who was walking the streets during the Feast. The Mafia wouldn't allow anyone to diss Catholicism in their presence.