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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 11, 2012, 10:18:04 AM

Title: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: franksolich on February 11, 2012, 10:18:04 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002298109

Oh my.

This campfire just lit, but it won't last long.

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Ichingcarpenter (25,582 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

-Mineral Man used to be a major conservate

And now he's a moderator.

He confused that he was a Rush head

Now he moderates.....

give me a bread.

Of course this willl now be censored.

but that's the truth.....do a search.
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: BEG on February 11, 2012, 10:20:32 AM
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give me a bread.


Huh?
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: jukin on February 11, 2012, 10:26:20 AM
Ichingcarpenter thinks he is real smart and that 1+1=POTATO.
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 11, 2012, 10:29:13 AM
Ichingcarpenter thinks he is real smart and that 1+1=POTATO.

1 POTATO, 2 POTATO, 3 POTATO, 4...we are the DUmmies and we want mo'.

Hey, sounded like a DUmmie chant to me.
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: franksolich on February 11, 2012, 10:30:03 AM

Huh?

The itching carpenter primitive obviously has spelling problems.

"confused" = "confessed"

"bread" = "break"
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 11, 2012, 10:37:08 AM
The itching carpenter primitive obviously has spelling problems.

"confused" = "confessed"

"bread" = "break"

Cut him some slack....he has dislecture.
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 11, 2012, 10:40:14 AM
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sat Feb 11, 2012, 11:25 AM
trumad (30,074 posts) 

I think we have pretty good noses here at DU and if he truly was still a freeper, he would have been exposed a long time ago.

Hundreds of moles, including half the people replying to that thread, disagree.

 
 
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: Chris_ on February 11, 2012, 11:08:36 AM
Huh?
Looks like someone is typing on an iPhone.

I can't use the keyboard on my Kindle.  I hate it.
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on February 11, 2012, 11:28:33 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002298109

Oh my.

This campfire just lit, but it won't last long.


They're so cute when they post crap like this.  Can someone translate this from inbred moonbat to English?
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: BattleHymn on February 11, 2012, 12:12:22 PM
Some of the primitives are opining the jury system, since this OP was allowed to stand on a 2-4 vote. 

Then the SidDithers primitives came in with the lock:

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SidDithers
81. I think I'm going to lock this an SOP violation for whining about DU, which should be H&M not GD...

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Last edited Sat Feb 11, 2012, 11:58 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
-Mineral Man used to be a major conservate

And now he's a moderator.

He confused that he was a Rush head

Now he moderates.....

give me a bread.

Of course this willl now be censored.


but that's the truth.....do a search.


Thanks,
Sid
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: Ogre on February 11, 2012, 12:25:53 PM
Hundreds of moles, including half the people replying to that thread, disagree.

The Three Blind Mice would have a better success rate at spotting moles in the DUmp than the DUmmies. :rofl:
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: miskie on February 11, 2012, 12:33:43 PM
Looks like someone is typing on an iPhone.

I can't use the keyboard on my Kindle.  I hate it.

That was my thought - another victim of autocorrect. I find it easier to use voice to text. It tends to be more accurate.
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 11, 2012, 12:40:31 PM
That was my thought - another victim of autocorrect. I find it easier to use voice to text. It tends to be more accurate.
I like autocorrect a lot. It's so hard to hit the right letters on that stupid little iPhone touchscreen, and with autocorrect if you get half of them right, it usually drops in the right word. The bad thing about it is that microscopic "x" you have to hit if you don't want to use its suggestion.
Title: Re: primitive tries to blow the mineral oil primitive's cover
Post by: miskie on February 11, 2012, 12:53:24 PM
I like autocorrect a lot. It's so hard to hit the right letters on that stupid little iPhone touchscreen, and with autocorrect if you get half of them right, it usually drops in the right word. The bad thing about it is that microscopic "x" you have to hit if you don't want to use its suggestion.

I tend to have the same problem - (though I am using an HTC and not an iPhone) - It's as if I'm an ape trying to pet a kitten. -Things don't always work out according to plan.