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Title: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: bijou on February 03, 2012, 09:20:04 AM: Quote
-A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.

Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.

A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had â€œpeanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.â€ Troopers noted that the storeâ€™s front door was â€œbusted out,â€ and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the managerâ€™s office.

But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, investigators reported, involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. â€œThere was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,â€ according to the February 2 citation. ...
link (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-burglar-arrested-129845)

Sweet justice.
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Chris_ on February 03, 2012, 09:30:43 AM: "You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!"

"You got YOUR chocolate on my peanut butter!"
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Gina on February 03, 2012, 09:54:24 AM: reminds me of that urban legend of the woman with peanut butter and the dog and the surprise party :lmao:
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Maxiest on February 03, 2012, 09:55:33 AM: Reminds my of my last Sexapade.
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: CG6468 on February 03, 2012, 09:56:57 AM: Mebbe he was trying to put more reality into Tommy Smothers' "vat of chocolate" routine.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4qJ5Za6zY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Gina on February 03, 2012, 09:58:12 AM: Quote from: CG6468 on February 03, 2012, 09:56:57 AM
Mebbe he was trying to put more reality into Tommy Smothers' "vat of chocolate" routine.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4qJ5Za6zY[/youtube]

that's nuts
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: CG6468 on February 03, 2012, 10:00:24 AM: Quote from: Gina on February 03, 2012, 09:58:12 AM
that's nuts

Added nuts will cost ya extra. :wink:
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Gina on February 06, 2012, 08:51:54 AM: Quote from: CG6468 on February 03, 2012, 10:00:24 AM
Added nuts will cost ya extra. :wink:

:???: for moi'?
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Wineslob on February 06, 2012, 09:55:05 AM: Quote from: Gina on February 03, 2012, 09:54:24 AM
reminds me of that urban legend of the woman with peanut butter and the dog and the surprise party :lmao:

I think I've seen that movie....................
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2012, 10:12:07 AM: This story is spread all over the innerwebz by now. But it ain't what I'd call smooth.
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Gina on February 06, 2012, 10:32:47 AM: Quote from: Eupher on February 06, 2012, 10:12:07 AM
This story is spread all over the innerwebz by now. But it ain't what I'd call smooth.

I got one for ya but I am busy, be back in a Jiffy :lmao:
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2012, 11:48:44 AM: Quote from: Gina on February 06, 2012, 10:32:47 AM
I got one for ya but I am busy, be back in a Jiffy :lmao:

If what you're offering is chunky, I may not wait around. :stirpot: :coffee:
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Gina on February 06, 2012, 11:50:05 AM: Quote from: Eupher on February 06, 2012, 11:48:44 AM
If what you're offering is chunky, I may not wait around. :stirpot: :coffee:

as long as it doesn't stick to the roof of my mouth :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2012, 11:51:27 AM: Quote from: Gina on February 06, 2012, 11:50:05 AM
as long as it doesn't stick to the roof of my mouth :cheersmate:

Bananas help ~~erectify~~ oops, solve that little problem.
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Skul on February 06, 2012, 01:15:35 PM: What was his DU name?
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: CG6468 on February 06, 2012, 01:37:49 PM: Quote from: Gina on February 06, 2012, 08:51:54 AM
:???: for moi'?

Yavol, Liebchen! :-*
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: Chris_ on February 06, 2012, 01:40:54 PM: Oooh, he just called you something! :bolt:
Title: Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Post by: CG6468 on February 06, 2012, 01:44:33 PM: Quote from: chris_ on February 06, 2012, 01:40:54 PM
Oooh, he just called you something! :bolt:

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