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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on February 03, 2012, 09:20:04 AM
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-A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.
Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.
A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.†Troopers noted that the store’s front door was “busted out,†and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the manager’s office.
But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, investigators reported, involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. “There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,†according to the February 2 citation. ...
link (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-burglar-arrested-129845)
Sweet justice.
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"You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!"
"You got YOUR chocolate on my peanut butter!"
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reminds me of that urban legend of the woman with peanut butter and the dog and the surprise party :lmao:
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Reminds my of my last Sexapade.
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Mebbe he was trying to put more reality into Tommy Smothers' "vat of chocolate" routine.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4qJ5Za6zY[/youtube]
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Mebbe he was trying to put more reality into Tommy Smothers' "vat of chocolate" routine.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4qJ5Za6zY[/youtube]
that's nuts
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that's nuts
Added nuts will cost ya extra. :wink:
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Added nuts will cost ya extra. :wink:
:???: for moi'?
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reminds me of that urban legend of the woman with peanut butter and the dog and the surprise party :lmao:
I think I've seen that movie....................
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This story is spread all over the innerwebz by now. But it ain't what I'd call smooth.
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This story is spread all over the innerwebz by now. But it ain't what I'd call smooth.
I got one for ya but I am busy, be back in a Jiffy :lmao:
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I got one for ya but I am busy, be back in a Jiffy :lmao:
If what you're offering is chunky, I may not wait around. :stirpot: :coffee:
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If what you're offering is chunky, I may not wait around. :stirpot: :coffee:
as long as it doesn't stick to the roof of my mouth :cheersmate:
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as long as it doesn't stick to the roof of my mouth :cheersmate:
Bananas help erectify oops, solve that little problem.
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What was his DU name?
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:???: for moi'?
Yavol, Liebchen! :-*
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Oooh, he just called you something! :bolt:
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Oooh, he just called you something! :bolt:
Sprechen sie Deutsch? :-) :rotf: