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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: CG6468 on February 02, 2012, 02:47:38 PM
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Get your glasses on, Guys.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/UnderstandingWomen.jpg)
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No f'ing chance, it would take a library full of these to even get a hint of understanding a women.
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is that nads?
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Oh, this weeks "honey do" list.
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Nuh-uh.
We women are very easy to understand. All you men need to do is just say "yes, ma'am", "whatever you say, honey", "of course, darling, let me get/do that for you".
:tongue:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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All you men need to do is just say "yes, ma'am", "whatever you say, honey", "of course, darling, let me get/do that for you".
:banghead:
cant i just read the book ::)
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Nuh-uh.
We women are very easy to understand. All you men need to do is just say "yes, ma'am", "whatever you say, honey", "of course, darling, let me get/do that for you".
:tongue:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
+1 ^5
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Nuh-uh.
We women are very easy to understand. All you men need to do is just say "yes, ma'am", "whatever you say, honey", "of course, darling, let me get/do that for you".
Sounds like what you are saying is just agree with the wife and all is well, so according to your advice the next time my wife says "I look fat" I should say "of course you do darling"?
Or the next meltdown she has over something relatively insignificant and says something like "I ruined the whole family get-together", I should say "yes ma'am, whatever you say honey"?
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Sounds like what you are saying is just agree with the wife and all is well, so according to your advice the next time my wife says "I look fat" I should say "of course you do darling"?
Or the next meltdown she has over something relatively insignificant and says something like "I ruined the whole family get-together", I should say "yes ma'am, whatever you say honey"?
Yeah try that... get back to us. :popcorn:
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Proper response to "I look fat"....
No sweetheart, you look perfect to me. And by the way, your tush looks really great in those jeans. (if she's wearing jeans)
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Proper response to "I look fat"....
No sweetheart, you look perfect to me. And by the way, your tush looks really great in those jeans. (if she's wearing jeans)
Nope.
"You have lost some weight lately."
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Nope.
"You have lost some weight lately."
Sounds like you have it down
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Sounds like you have it down
That's me. Down and out! :lmao:
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Get your glasses on, Guys.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/lowfreeboard/UnderstandingWomen.jpg)
Pretty sure this is just the introduction.
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Proper response to "I look fat"....
No sweetheart, you look perfect to me. And by the way, your tush looks really great in those jeans. (if she's wearing jeans)
So now it's agree sometimes and disagree other times. This is why we need a book!
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It always shocks me that men think we're complicated, we're really not, just expect us to change our minds often, expect us to get angry then emotional at certain times, and if we ask do we look good in this outfit be honest but tactful, and if we ask what you think of this handbag just say you like it, and a hug and a kiss makes us happy.
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It always shocks me that men think we're complicated, we're really not, just expect us to change our minds often, expect us to get angry then emotional at certain times, and if we ask do we look good in this outfit be honest but tactful, and if we ask what you think of this handbag just say you like it, and a hug and a kiss makes us happy.
So true!
I raised three daughters and had a few foster daughters. I can explain teenage girls easily.
If a teen girl is in a sour mood, it's either caused by hormones (and will pass), or because of a boy (that, too, shall pass -- until the next time).
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Nope.
"You have lost some weight lately."
Translation to the above statement: "you were lookin' kind of hefty there, but at least you're getting rid of some of that fat."
Therefore, her response will be....
:bird: :hammer: :censored: :argh:
Which in turns translates to...
you won't be getting any :naughty: for some time.
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Translation to the above statement: "you were lookin' kind of hefty there, but at least you're getting rid of some of that fat."
Therefore, her response will be....
:bird: :hammer: :censored: :argh:
Which in turns translates to...
you won't be getting any :naughty: for some time - or ever (why break with tradition?).
FIFY
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I prefer to read women with the Braille method.
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I prefer to read women with the Braille method.
:lmao:
h5
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Pretty sure this is just the introduction.
Not even.
It is only directions to the facility where the documents are stored.
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Translation to the above statement: "you were lookin' kind of hefty there, but at least you're getting rid of some of that fat."
Therefore, her response will be....
:bird: :hammer: :censored: :argh:
Which in turns translates to...
you won't be getting any :naughty: for some time.
I dont know that I agree. If I've been working hard in the gym and eating carefully, it's nice for the man in my life to notice my efforts. I think the issue women have is they want men to talk like women. I don't think men necessarily mean anything when they say that they notice you've lost weight; they are men, they are just saying, hey, I just noticed you look a little different. It's us girls who put the implication on things often because of our own issues WITH OURSELVES! I mean if we are dieting and exercising to lose weight what is wrong with someone telling us we have lost weight? :???:
I don't have a lot of female friends and this is why. I don't get my own kind. :lmao: And I'm prone to the emotional stuff too, but I know in my head most days even as I'm going through it that its totally irrational. We are crazy, there that settles it. Men are too though, just in a different way.
Did you just see that guys, I ran the gambit up there. I am woman, here me roar. :-)
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I dont know that I agree. If I've been working hard in the gym and eating carefully, it's nice for the man in my life to notice my efforts. I think the issue women have is they want men to talk like women. I don't think men necessarily mean anything when they say that they notice you've lost weight; they are men, they are just saying, hey, I just noticed you look a little different. It's us girls who put the implication on things often because of our own issues WITH OURSELVES! I mean if we are dieting and exercising to lose weight what is wrong with someone telling us we have lost weight? :???:
I don't have a lot of female friends and this is why. I don't get my own kind. :lmao: And I'm prone to the emotional stuff too, but I know in my head most days even as I'm going through it that its totally irrational. We are crazy, there that settles it. Men are too though, just in a different way.
Did you just see that guys, I ran the gambit up there. I am woman, here me roar. :-)
I am transfixed at your wisdom. :hi5: :clap: [looking for the bowing and scraping smiley and not finding it]
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I just want the green :whistling: