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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on February 01, 2012, 09:06:05 PM
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We have always said that DUmmies lie, all the time. Also, from time to time, coach has cast doubt on whether Head DUmmy Skimmer is or is not a DUmbass hisownself.
Well, it's hard to think of someone who has fleeced the DUmp so thoroughly, for so long, with so much skill as a DUmmy. But he sure does have the lying part down pat!
Since he rolled out pay-to-pay DUmpthree, Skimmer has been wracking his brain for an excuse to continue his sideline of fleecing DUmpmonkeys in addition to the new $5 a month clipping they're taking. He's finally found it:
Wed Feb 1, 2012, 10:39 AM
Skinner (54,855 posts)
Planned Parenthood and DU Valentine Hearts
I'm sure by now you have all heard that Susan G. Komen for the Cure has completely cut its support for Planned Parenthood, only a few months after a new anti-abortion vice president joined the organization. Sadly, this is only the latest attack against Planned Parenthood, an extremely important organization that has been at the forefront of the fight for Reproductive Rights.
You also probably remember that last year the DU Admins announced that we would no longer be doing quarterly fund drives for Democratic Underground.
.....blah, blah, blah....
This latest news has convinced us that we need to do something to show our support for Planned Parenthood. So, I think we are going to do the Valentine Hearts this year. But instead of pocketing the money for Democratic Underground, we think it might be worthwhile to collect it all and donate it to Planned Parenthood.
After all, Planned Parenthood is a good fit with Valentine's Day.
What do you think?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002250980
Hard to believe, but the DUmpmonkeys swallow this tale without question. They actually believe that after they send their money to Skimmer, the little weasel will bundle all the DUmmy money together and give it to their local abortion mill.
An example of over 150 enthusiastic replies so far:
Response to Skinner (Original post)
Wed Feb 1, 2012, 09:49 PM
babylonsister (138,128 posts)
150. I think this is a terrific idea; I'm poor and I'd contribute. Thank you all
for thinking of this!
Pretty sad, Skimmer. Sounds like the poor souls who shipped all their money to Jim and Tammy Bakker.
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After all, Planned Parenthood is a good fit with Valentine's Day.
Yes, it sure is. A day that celebrates love, sharing and kindness is a good fit with a group that kills unborn children.
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Yes, it sure is. A day that celebrates love, sharing and kindness is a good fit with a group that kills unborn children.
Yep nothing celebrates love better than a pair of scissors shoved in a skull. :mental:
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Yes, it sure is. A day that celebrates love, sharing and kindness is a good fit with a group that kills unborn children.
Uh huh.
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I'm trying to figure out just how Valentines Day fits with Planned Parenthood. The only thing I can come up with is:
1. Guy happens to be in a bar on Valentine's Day, brings slutty, drunk, slightly flabby leftist chick that he met back to his house. The cute chick she came with already had a date but what the hell.
2. Takes girl home. Plies her with more booze and smokes some of his roommate's pot.
3. He's finally drunk and stoned enough that she looks okay. Almost goes limp when he sees her hairy legs & armpits but closes his eyes and sallies forth.
4. He's done 15 minutes later and too drunk and tired to think about waking up next to flabby slut in the morning. Rolls over & go to sleep.
5. Wakes up in the morning with a screaming headache, turns over and wonders how the hell he ended up with a Wookie in his bed...suddenly feels nauseous and heads for bathroom.
6. Wakes Wookie up, tells her she's got to go...he's moving to Canada to avoid the draft. She reminds him there is no draft. He tells her he's just getting a head start on the next war. Makes a mental note to never go to that bar again.
7. A month later, after several more nights of this same kind of "date" (why the hell can't she find a good man), slutty, flabby chick finds out she's pregnant. Heads for Planned Parenthood where she's on a first name basis.
8. Hops up on the table for her 3rd abortion. Doctor vacuums tissue mass out of body. Hops of table and says "Well that sucked." Gladly takes prescription for pain killers (best part of the procedure). They say she should probably think about getting some birth control. Slutty, flabby chick says she'll think about it. Walks out the door, waves, and tells them she'll see them in a couple of months.
Cindie
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I wonder what Skinner's child would think of his support for abortion.
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Why not donate it to people having a hard time in the Obamaeconomy? a food bank? organizations that help people pay for their utilities?
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5. Wakes up in the morning with a screaming headache, turns over and wonders how the hell he ended up with a Wookie in his bed...suddenly feels nauseous and heads for bathroom.
Michelle goes bar hopping and picks up strangers? O-)
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I wonder what Skinner's child would think of his support for abortion.
He has two children now and if I recall correctly, he made some posts supporting Rick Santorums decision to allow his children to meet and view their miscarried sibling. I have no idea how he can reconcile that into support for planned parenthood.
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He has two children now and if I recall correctly, he made some posts supporting Rick Santorums decision to allow his children to meet and view their miscarried sibling. I have no idea how he can reconcile that into support for planned parenthood.
He's liberal at heart , but a greedy capitalist pig that knows his marks quite well.
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With the rate of DUmmies tombstoned, I would think Skimmer would want to encourage breeding amongst the DUmb.
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He's liberal at heart , but a greedy capitalist pig that knows his marks quite well.
He has no moral worth, he just picks 'em and fleeces 'em.
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Planned Parenthood...for those times when you didn't plan very well for the quickies, the one night stands, the orgies, the anonymous sex, the infidelity.
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He has two children now and if I recall correctly, he made some posts supporting Rick Santorums decision to allow his children to meet and view their miscarried sibling. I have no idea how he can reconcile that into support for planned parenthood.
Actually, Skins now has three--all sons. There was one born recently, a few months ago, while they were putting the finishing touches on the new Skins's island.
That was when some of the rude primitives suggested he get emasculated.
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DU3 is going to be a real nuthouse when the current stars start to expire, I doubt anyone has paid for a subscription so far except for maybe CalPeg. They are all living on their donated/legacy star status, it is going to be a laugh riot when they realize that they are going to have to pay to post.
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DU3 is going to be a real nuthouse when the current stars start to expire, I doubt anyone has paid for a subscription so far except for maybe CalPeg. They are all living on their donated/legacy star status, it is going to be a laugh riot when they realize that they are going to have to pay to post.
Uh huh.
I think many of them expire in February.
And the primitives are going to really bellyache about the advertisements they "have" to see because they haven't donated.
Seriously, while I personally think there's way too much advertising in daily life, I've never seen anybody complain about it like the primitives do.
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Really now, shouldn't it be unplanned parenthood?
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Actually, Skins now has three--all sons. There was one born recently, a few months ago, while they were putting the finishing touches on the new Skins's island.
That was when some of the rude primitives suggested he get emasculated.
He should only have had his allotment, three children are WAY too many as far as DUmmies are concerned.
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He should only have had his allotment, three children are WAY too many as far as DUmmies are concerned.
Yeah, what happened to the "population limits" these Marxists f*cks are so fond of?
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I have no idea how he can reconcile that into support for planned parenthood.
Some of the best and greatest capitalists in the world are tyrannical collectivists.
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Wed Feb 1, 2012, 10:39 AM
Skinner (54,855 posts)
Planned Parenthood and DU Valentine Hearts
I'm sure by now you have all heard that Susan G. Komen for the Cure has completely cut its support for Planned Parenthood, only a few months after a new anti-abortion vice president joined the organization. Sadly, this is only the latest attack against Planned Parenthood, an extremely important organization that has been at the forefront of the fight for Reproductive Rights regulating the population of icky brown people (http://www.worldwideinfoforum.com/media/the-black-holocaust-eugenic.html).
This latest news has convinced us that we need to do something to show our support for Planned Parenthood. So, I think we are going to do the Valentine Hearts this year. But instead of pocketing the money for Democratic Underground, we think it might be worthwhile to collect it all and donate it to Planned Parenthood.
After all, Planned Parenthood is a good fit with Valentine's Day.
That's right, $kammer, because nothing says "I love you" quite like twilight anesthesia and a stranger between your legs with sharp instruments.
:whatever:
****in' moron....
What do you think?
Your birth certificate should have an expiration date.
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After all, Planned Parenthood is a good fit with Valentine's Day.
Wow... how anyone with a brain correlates Killing children and love I will never know.
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I was floored by that as well. Is he picturing a romantic evening with candles and wine, getting hot & heavy and resulting in a baby? So kill it, because, you know, you're not supposed to have wine for awhile and it might cramp everyone's style. I just don't know. My God.
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I was floored by that as well. Is he picturing a romantic evening with candles and wine, getting hot & heavy and resulting in a baby? So kill it, because, you know, you're not supposed to have wine for awhile and it might cramp everyone's style. I just don't know. My God.
I'm still far from believing it, but I'm slowly coming around to the theory that my fellow alum is actually a really good agent provocateur hired by the Republican National Committee to entice the primitives into telling us how they really think about things, for all the world to see.
It's not probable, but it seems possible.
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I'm still far from believing it, but I'm slowly coming around to the theory that my fellow alum is actually a really good agent provocateur hired by the Republican National Committee to entice the primitives into telling us how they really think about things, for all the world to see.
It's not probable, but it seems possible.
Someone spent a lot of money into that DUngheap to get it started. More money than the three fearless leaders had.
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I doubt anyone but the DUmmies believe their local abortion mills will profit from this hearts-for-baby-blood money.
Skimmer will pocket the cash, probably every penny but at least the vast majority.
It's even more lucrative because it won't reduce the take from his new high-priced star scheme.
Skimmer puts Bev and the Andyscam to shame, and the stupid DUmpmonkeys remain ripe for the harvest.
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:whistling:
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/RepublicanandProud/DUDrive.jpg)
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What will be the skim rate of donations that goes right into Skammers pockets?
I'm going with 60%.
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What will be the skim rate of donations that goes right into Skammers pockets?
I'm going with 60%.
Much, much higher.
More like the percentage skimmed by those Fraternal Order of Police telemarketers, i.e., 98%+.
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I doubt anyone but the DUmmies believe their local abortion mills will profit from this hearts-for-baby-blood money.
Skimmer will pocket the cash, probably every penny but at least the vast majority.
It's even more lucrative because it won't reduce the take from his new high-priced star scheme.
Skimmer puts Bev and the Andyscam to shame, and the stupid DUmpmonkeys remain ripe for the harvest.
If given the choice of skimmer keeping all of it or just a portion and PP getting the rest, I'd opt for skimmer keeping it all.
Anything that keeps money out of baby killers paws is fine with me.
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If given the choice of skimmer keeping all of it or just a portion and PP getting the rest, I'd opt for skimmer keeping it all.
I expect him to make a big production out of announcing the amount contributed to the abortion mills.
It'll be impossible for anyone to account for the amount skimmed.
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I expect him to make a big production out of announcing the amount contributed to the abortion mills.
It'll be impossible for anyone to account for the amount skimmed.
No doubt.
Everything is a big production to a DUmmy. Skimmer is no exception.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002256580
I just donated $50 to the susan g. komen foundation