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Title: Nads busy with a story
Post by: formerlurker on January 29, 2012, 05:54:56 AM
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nadinbrzezinski
4. And from the other non corp paper...

Now why does this very "local" issue matter? Think insert land development here in insert American city here... you scratch my back and all that.

Oh and the UT... guess who NOW owns the "paper of record" in this town? You may want to look for a SIMILAR pattern where you live.

(I am kind of busy with another story right now... so going over a bunch of OTHER non nice stats... I hate stats... but my fellow reporters are doing a bang up job with this one)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002212973

Ooooh, Nads is working on a story with "stats."     Oh dear, I can hardly contain my excitement!

Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 29, 2012, 07:33:48 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002212973

Ooooh, Nads is working on a story with "stats."     Oh dear, I can hardly contain my excitement!



I see a new porno movie title here, "Nadin Does Numbers".
Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: ScubaGuy on January 29, 2012, 09:07:06 AM
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Star Member Obamanaut
5. Are these 'stat' that you speak of going to be trends, dots, portents, scripts, or 'meta level'

View profile
type stuff?

IIRC, bird flu was going to end everything for us.

That didn’t work, and we survived, so we were led to despair due to the Fukushima incident (on the plus side, all the old stockpiles of milk-in-a-box were bought up as a result of being inundated with exhortations from ‘trained historians’and ‘seers’.)

We got past that, and then came the dots and scripts of the ‘Arab spring’.

We pretty much muddled our way out of that, only to assaulted by an onslaught of ‘Occupy Everything but wait I need new batteries and I have a cold so hold on for a couple of days because I’m saving for a new rig’ warnings.

Then, we were exposed to something on “Facebook” about doom/gloom in Syria (and lord knows *that* source is *always* accurate.)

Now, labor relations and ‘stats’.

I think it is possible to weather all of these dire predictions as long as I’m not told Tim Tebow and his team are not going to the Super Bowl.

Oh crap! Never mind! I’m doomed.

 :rofl: :rotf:
Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: formerlurker on January 29, 2012, 09:28:41 AM
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Obamanaut
5. Are these 'stat' that you speak of going to be trends, dots, portents, scripts, or 'meta level'

type stuff?

IIRC, bird flu was going to end everything for us.

That didn’t work, and we survived, so we were led to despair due to the Fukushima incident (on the plus side, all the old stockpiles of milk-in-a-box were bought up as a result of being inundated with exhortations from ‘trained historians’and ‘seers’.)

We got past that, and then came the dots and scripts of the ‘Arab spring’.

We pretty much muddled our way out of that, only to assaulted by an onslaught of ‘Occupy Everything but wait I need new batteries and I have a cold so hold on for a couple of days because I’m saving for a new rig’ warnings.

Then, we were exposed to something on “Facebook” about doom/gloom in Syria (and lord knows *that* source is *always* accurate.)

Now, labor relations and ‘stats’.

I think it is possible to weather all of these dire predictions as long as I’m not told Tim Tebow and his team are not going to the Super Bowl.

Oh crap! Never mind! I’m doomed.


He is the best EVER.   I wish he posted here.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: NHSparky on January 29, 2012, 09:36:00 AM
Yeah, he's a lib, but he's my kind of lib.

Obamanaut, you have an open invite here, anytime.  Hell, if you lived in my town I might even buy you a beer or two, just for kicking nads' ass up between her shoulder blades.
Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 29, 2012, 11:37:09 AM
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Obamanaut
5. Are these 'stat' that you speak of going to be trends, dots, portents, scripts, or 'meta level'

type stuff?

IIRC, bird flu was going to end everything for us.

That didn’t work, and we survived, so we were led to despair due to the Fukushima incident (on the plus side, all the old stockpiles of milk-in-a-box were bought up as a result of being inundated with exhortations from ‘trained historians’and ‘seers’.)

We got past that, and then came the dots and scripts of the ‘Arab spring’.

We pretty much muddled our way out of that, only to assaulted by an onslaught of ‘Occupy Everything but wait I need new batteries and I have a cold so hold on for a couple of days because I’m saving for a new rig’ warnings.

Then, we were exposed to something on “Facebook” about doom/gloom in Syria (and lord knows *that* source is *always* accurate.)

Now, labor relations and ‘stats’.


Oh, no!

Maybe I am off-base, but it appears to me that DUmmy Obamanaut is either a decent and civilized mole, or a Pam-Dawsonian plagiarist, albeit slightly more literate.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,69006.0.html

At least he goes to a good source to steal his material.
Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: franksolich on January 29, 2012, 11:55:01 AM


Oh, no!

Maybe I am off-base, but it appears to me that DUmmy Obamanaut is either a decent and civilized mole, or a Pam-Dawsonian plagiarist, albeit slightly more literate.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,69006.0.html

At least he goes to a good source to steal his material.

I noticed that too; you got emulated, but it's all in good fun.

Like I said on the other thread, you sir gave a most excellent summary of nadin's career this past year.
Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: jukin on January 29, 2012, 01:09:02 PM


Oh, no!

Maybe I am off-base, but it appears to me that DUmmy Obamanaut is either a decent and civilized mole, or a Pam-Dawsonian plagiarist, albeit slightly more literate.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,69006.0.html

At least he goes to a good source to steal his material.

Keep giving him the ammunition as he is in a position to fire on her Nadaness for maximum ridicule.
Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: formerlurker on January 29, 2012, 02:16:02 PM


Oh, no!

Maybe I am off-base, but it appears to me that DUmmy Obamanaut is either a decent and civilized mole, or a Pam-Dawsonian plagiarist, albeit slightly more literate.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,69006.0.html

At least he goes to a good source to steal his material.

You gave him excellent material -- definitely get credit for the assist!!   H5!
Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: LC EFA on January 29, 2012, 04:09:57 PM
I see a new porno movie title here, "Nadin Does Numbers".

Such a movie would be banned everywhere except maybe Amsterdam.
Title: Re: Nads busy with a story
Post by: Chris_ on January 29, 2012, 04:16:26 PM
Even the Tijuana donkey shows would refuse to play that.