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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: JakeStyle on January 29, 2012, 01:34:33 AM
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Star Member cherokeeprogressive
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This afternoon, I walked into a liquor store to buy some Wild Turkey and TOTALLY put the Hispanic
cash register dude in his place...
After I paid him with my ATM card, he said "Thanks for coming to the Home of the Hangover, and Have a Good Evening. God Bless..." Okay, right then the hair on the back of my neck stood up so straight you could have cut it with a BUTTER KNIFE. There was NO WAY I was leaving his establishment without making my feelings known...
****ER! He completely ruined my evening by doing that!
This ****er had the GALL to thank me for my purchase. He also had the GALL to wish me a good evening. He went so far as to use the term GOD BLESS. Who the **** was HE to do that?
I fell on the floor and nearly suffocated trying to pull the religion he FORCED ON ME out of my throat. It HURT.
In the end, I was able to hook the comment with my pinky finger, and dislodge it. Otherwise? I might have died, right there on the floor in front of the wicked Christian.
We ALL know that he would have loved to have seen that... me dying on the floor in front of him due to his wish that I may be blessed by some kind of flying spaghetti moster...
We'll know them by their ACTIONS...
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Nobody seems to care,
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Response to cherokeeprogressive (Original post)Sun Jan 29, 2012, 02:36 AM
EFerrari
8. What does any of that have to do with his being Hispanic?
Poor stupid Beth bought the bouncy hook, line, and sinker. Took the bait like a Northern Pike.
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Poor stupid Beth bought the bouncy hook, line, and sinker. Took the bait like a Northern Pike.
It looks to me as if it's a take-off of some other primitive's bouncy that was posted here, I think, yesterday.
And yes, Beth bought it. That's what overuse of mind-altering pharmaceuticals do to the brain.
Her taking umbrage at the "Hispanic" label is of course more proof that she's fossilized her brain-cells into really believing that she's one of them, a Latina woman, when she's about as Hispanic as franksolich is Uruguayan.
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Nobody seems to care,
We know which bouncy prompted this satire. I give him ( her?) an A for effort, but it was nowhere near Dreamer Tatum's Ben Dayho bouncy.
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THERE IT IS !!!!! The solution to border control....all illegal aliens are religious. The DUmmies will demand that illegal immigration be stopped cold.
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Nobody seems to care,
I know I don't. :lol:
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:lmao:
I think, maybe I'm wrong, but I think that post was done in response to the Safeway Bouncy post here, the 1 where the cashier said "have a Blessed day".
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We know which bouncy prompted this satire. I give him ( her?) an A for effort, but it was nowhere near Dreamer Tatum's Ben Dayho bouncy.
Oh cool! I wasn't the only 1 thinking it was satire based on the Safeway post.
Dreamer Tatum's was the bomb though, but I give this OP a :cheersmate: for effort.
ETA: Yep, frank saw it 2.
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Yep, frank saw it 2.
<<sees everything, sees it all, doesn't miss a thing, according to the paranoid primitives.
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Manufactured outrage just to show how progressively outraged he is.
Stupid turdburglar. :bird:
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I thought it was pretty good.
It takes some nerve for a DUmpmonkey to make fun of a bouncy tale.
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How dumb do you have to be to not recognize this as satire on the Safeway bouncy?
Poor stupid Beth bought the bouncy hook, line, and sinker. Took the bait like a Northern Pike.
Nevermind. :thatsright:
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Yes, he's making fun of some of the other DUmmies who have shit fits about people who say "Have a blessed day" and the like.
Cherokeeprogressive is one of the few DUmmies still hanging on to reality by a thread, and he's not above tweaking some of the others for whom the thread broke ages ago. Quite entertaining sometimes.
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Wish he would have referenced a cheese knife.
That would have been a riot.
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I laughed.
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Sun Jan 29, 2012, 02:39 AM
The Wielding Truth
9. Overreact much?
Response to The Wielding Truth (Reply #9)Sun Jan 29, 2012, 02:45 AM
cherokeeprogressive
11. Never...
Do you know the word "gullible" DOES NOT EXIST in the dictionary?
Go look.
heh.