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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: nunuvyurbiznez on January 28, 2012, 12:04:39 PM
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But I am on your side, so that's all you need to know. :)
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And what "side" would that be?
Oh, wait. That's none of my business. Forget I asked the question :whatever:
You know, in all seriousness, I don't think there's a swinging Richard on this site that truly gives a shit WHO you are. You know, name, address, phone number, and all that.
The whole purpose of an introductory thread is to GENTLY insert yourself into the community. You can offer a shade of your particular philosophy, waist size, or even bra size if that's important to you.
But this "nunuvyurbiznes" stuff is not just flip, it's arrogant and irritating.
So just to keep you on par, I'm administering your first bitchslap. Don't worry so much about those, because they mean nothing by themselves. But I do find your approach to be juvenile and asinine -- and that IS my business.
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You know, I sent a PM saying you were just being sarcastic.
I stand corrected. You're just a dick.
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But I am on your side, so that's all you need to know. :)
You don't know me. How can you know you're on my side?
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And what "side" would that be?
Oh, wait. That's none of my business. Forget I asked the question :whatever:
You know, in all seriousness, I don't think there's a swinging Richard on this site that truly gives a shit WHO you are. You know, name, address, phone number, and all that.
The whole purpose of an introductory thread is to GENTLY insert yourself into the community. You can offer a shade of your particular philosophy, waist size, or even bra size if that's important to you.
But this "nunuvyurbiznes" stuff is not just flip, it's arrogant and irritating.
So just to keep you on par, I'm administering your first bitchslap. Don't worry so much about those, because they mean nothing by themselves. But I do find your approach to be juvenile and asinine -- and that IS my business.
Nice way to welcome me. Why don't you go **** yourself and your 10 sock accounts you used to "bitchslap" me? I don't give a shit about your effeminate, panty-waist-ish, namby-pamby, touchy-feely, gentle insertion crap. Go talk to Barney Frank if you want gentle insertion.
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You just put yourself on thin ice,I would strongly suggest taking it down several notches.
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You just put yourself on thin ice,I would strongly suggest taking it down several notches.
Oh, I see. I post a not-so-serious introduction, some asswipe decides he's offended by it and picks a fight, I fight back and I get in trouble for it. Makes perfect sense.
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Nice way to welcome me. Why don't you go **** yourself and your 10 sock accounts you used to "bitchslap" me? I don't give a shit about your effeminate, panty-waist-ish, namby-pamby, touchy-feely, gentle insertion crap. Go talk to Barney Frank if you want gentle insertion.
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I just love it when these noobs insert themselves into the community just like the proverbial Preparation H internal applicator.
There's just one problem with that. Nobody's got hemmorhoids, asshole! :lmao:
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Oh, I see. I post a not-so-serious introduction, some asswipe decides he's offended by it and picks a fight, I fight back and I get in trouble for it. Makes perfect sense.
That's the problem - your "not-so-serious" introduction came from someplace, someone who isn't known at all. And yeah, I'm offended by it. And I told you about it. You want to call that picking a fight? Knock yourself out, Scooter.
Get some history here on this site before you waddle in and take a dump on the carpet.
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I just love it when these noobs insert themselves into the community just like the proverbial Preparation H internal applicator.
There's just one problem with that. Nobody's got hemmorhoids, asshole! :lmao:
You seem to have rather extensive and intimate knowledge about the usage of Prep H internal applicators. Must come from all that gentle insertion you demand and enjoy. ****ing A, man, it's not like I came here and said, "YOU ALL MUST ADORE ME OR EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!" Why don't you lay the **** off already?
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That's the problem - your "not-so-serious" introduction came from someplace, someone who isn't known at all. And yeah, I'm offended by it. And I told you about it. You want to call that picking a fight? Knock yourself out, Scooter.
Get some history here on this site before you waddle in and take a dump on the carpet.
Shit, but you are thin-skinned.
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Oh, I see. I post a not-so-serious introduction, some asswipe decides he's offended by it and picks a fight, I fight back and I get in trouble for it. Makes perfect sense.
We have lots of folks that sign up here for different reasons,your choice of screen name is obviously designed to be a bit provocative.
A little explanation as to why you chose it would have been nice rather then thinking or hoping everyone would get your joke.
On top of that it is generally bad form to enter a forum and within your first 10 or so posts tell a long time poster to go **** themselves.
Now calm down a bit and try to get along.
An explanation of why you chose that name would be helpful as well as is customary in an introduction thread a polite hello and maybe saying why you are here.
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By the way, numbnuts - up till a moment ago, I had actually administered only ONE bitchslap. The other bitchslaps came from those who were equally offended by your noob ass - they're just not quite as vocal about announcing their displeasure, perhaps, as I am.
So as it stands right now, the dozen or so bitchslaps you've amassed in your short time on this site? I'm accountable for only two of them.
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Shit, but you are thin-skinned.
Well, I don't have a deep tan, so you're probably right. :lmao:
Speaking of thin skin, Scooter, why don't you back up and start all over again? That way you only piss off just a few folks. You might actually redeem yourself before it's too late. :rotf:
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You seem to have rather extensive and intimate knowledge about the usage of Prep H internal applicators. Must come from all that gentle insertion you demand and enjoy. ****ing A, man, it's not like I came here and said, "YOU ALL MUST ADORE ME OR EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!" Why don't you lay the **** off already?
Like I said - but you apparently aren't listening because you're too busy braying and bellowing so loud you can't hear anything BUT yourself -- nobody here has hemmorhoids. (We do an announcement every Monday morning as to whether or not they've surfaced over the weekend.) :rotf:
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An explanation of why you chose that name would be helpful as well as is customary in an introduction thread a polite hello and maybe saying why you are here.
Could you point out where that's required of me here?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9644.0.html
"Light and brief" is all I see. I also see "This is not a debate forum," which our bitchslapping friend apparently chose to ignore.
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Welcome to the cave. :cheersmate:
What are your political views?
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Carl, I'll stand down if it makes your job any easier.
Our asshole buddy here probably ain't gonna make it to 100 posts so he can be engaged in the Fight Club, so I figured engaging it here is the best option for now.
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Well, I don't have a deep tan, so you're probably right. :lmao:
Speaking of thin skin, Scooter, why don't you back up and start all over again? That way you only piss off just a few folks. You might actually redeem yourself before it's too late. :rotf:
Who died and made you king? You're not getting anything more out of me than you already got. Perhaps if you had been a bit more welcoming and less thin-skinned about my completely innocuous introduction, I'd have offered more. But you went and got all anal retentive on me, so now I won't. Don't like it? I don't care. Having umpteen posts over my few does not make you in any way, shape or form better than me. It just makes you think you're better than me.
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Welcome to the cave. :cheersmate:
What are your political views?
Conservative, with no tolerance for thin-skinned jerks.
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Carl, I'll stand down if it makes your job any easier.
Our asshole buddy here probably ain't gonna make it to 100 posts so he can be engaged in the Fight Club, so I figured engaging it here is the best option for now.
Oh. So that's what this is all about.
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Welcome to the cave! In the interest of full disclosure I gave you a bitchslap because I thought your reply in MrsSmiths post was rude and insensitive.
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Who died and made you king? You're not getting anything more out of me than you already got. Perhaps if you had been a bit more welcoming and less thin-skinned about my completely innocuous introduction, I'd have offered more. But you went and got all anal retentive on me, so now I won't. Don't like it? I don't care. Having umpteen posts over my few does not make you in any way, shape or form better than me. It just makes you think you're better than me.
More braying and bellowing going on. Don't your ears hurt after awhile?
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Oh. So that's what this is all about.
Ding ding ding! We have a winnah!!!
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Welcome to the cave. :cheersmate:
What are your political views?
You already know them. He's often quoted in the DUmpster.
Oh snap! I wasn't supposed to know that, was I, "nunuv"?
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So my gut feeling was right and here I thought maybe I was at first being too tough on the guy.
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Welcome to the cave! In the interest of full disclosure I gave you a bitchslap because I thought your reply in MrsSmiths post was rude and insensitive.
Then you didn't read it right. Please go reread that post. (Was that better? Did the "please" help?)
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More braying and bellowing going on. Don't your ears hurt after awhile?
So much for "standing down," eh? You are quite dishonest, aren't you? You were dishonest about my introduction, dishonest about your reason for complaining about my introduction, and now you're dishonest about "standing down."
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You already know them. He's often quoted in the DUmpster.
Oh snap! I wasn't supposed to know that, was I, "nunuv"?
No, actually, I'm not a member of DU.
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So much for "standing down," eh? You are quite dishonest, aren't you? You were dishonest about my introduction, dishonest about your reason for complaining about my introduction, and now you're dishonest about "standing down."
As has already been said, you're a dick. Dicks don't stand down -- they usually stand up. You're in full erection mode right now, aintcha, Scooter? :lmao:
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Question: if I ignore someone, can they still see my posts?
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Then you didn't read it right. Please go reread that post. (Was that better? Did the "please" help?)
I read it again, you should have kept your opinion to yourself. You come off as an abrasive, obnoxious asshole.
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Question: if I ignore someone, can they still see my posts?
Yes
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Question: if I ignore someone, can they still see my posts?
Is that your answer in dealing with this "problem?" Ignore me? :lmao:
You know there is another answer -- just disappear. And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. (I've heard it leaves a mark, and we don't want to be known as door slammers.) :bitchslap:
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As has already been said, you're a dick. Dicks don't stand down -- they usually stand up. You're in full erection mode right now, aintcha, Scooter? :lmao:
Dicks and Prep H and internal applicators and full erections. All your material, bud. Quite the homoerotic complex you have there. Perhaps it's not the "Fight Club" you're actually interested in, but the Pan Club.
Aw, I guess that placed closed in 2007 or so. But then, you probably knew that already.
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I read it again, you should have kept your opinion to yourself. You come off as an abrasive, obnoxious asshole.
Rationalism is often abrasive.
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Since my last introduction was derailed by some fool who apparently hasn't been getting the action he's been looking for in the "Fight Club" (or, given his references, some kind of club in SF), let's try this again.
I'm conservative, having left behind the mental disorder known as "liberalism" long ago.
I'm a huge privacy advocate, particularly online, so please don't expect much more personal information about me. The less you or those monitoring this site know, the better for me.
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Question: if I ignore someone, can they still see my posts?
That would be a yes. And a nickel's worth of free advice if I may.
Most people wait a few posts before unleashing the snarky smartass comments. I was at one point willing to defend you, to the point of sending a PM to a board mod saying you were just being sarcastic.
But you're just a dick with a major chip on his (likely) young shoulder. What it all boils down to is an old yet still relevant suggestion:
Lighten up, Francis.
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sigh...something tells me this place isn't going to be a very good fit for you. Just an observation.
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Dicks and Prep H and internal applicators and full erections. All your material, bud. Quite the homoerotic complex you have there. Perhaps it's not the "Fight Club" you're actually interested in, but the Pan Club.
Aw, I guess that placed closed in 2007 or so. But then, you probably knew that already.
Actually, the term "dick" came from NHSparky. But he was dead accurate. I see a little pointy-headed phallus in Mommy's basement furiously typing these non sequiturs....
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Welcome to the cave! In the interest of full disclosure I gave you a bitchslap because I thought your reply in MrsSmiths post was rude and insensitive.
I just went and read that post in the Lounge. What a pontificating prick!
Noob I have given you TWO bitchslaps this evening and I can't give you another one right now because there is a limit of one per hour but you've got another one coming.
FYI I don't hand out too many bitchslaps at all as compared to a lot of folks here but you've gotten yourself a hat trick just from me alone all in a short amount of time.
What the fvck is wrong with you, son?
You seem to be possessing the social skills of an obnoxious drunken porcupine in a crowded room.
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sigh...something tells me this place isn't going to be a very good fit for you. Just an observation.
Why? Are most people douchebags like the one who derailed my original introduction?
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Lots and lots of forums on the innerwebz, range rider.
Just like a stretch of highway with multiple diners to choose from. If you don't like the peach cobbler here then by all means feel free to shove off and chart a new course for somewhere further down the line.
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Why? Are most people douchebags like the one who derailed my original introduction?
Your original "introduction" was a pompous, pissy little "I've got a chip on my shoulder" post just daring somebody to knock it off.
I knocked it off, Scooter. And I'll knock it off in this thread too.
Like I said initially -- nobody gives a rat's ass what your name is, phone number, email address, none of that shit. It's simple, basic courtesy that's expected. A hello, nice to be here intro will do nicely.
But you waltz into THIS one, ostensibly a restart from your initial dumbass thread, braying the same dumbass shit all over again.
My obvious conclusion, then, is that you're a dumbass. Gotta be since you've acted the fool ever since you waddled in here.
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Rationalism is often abrasive.
Why not just **** off and find another spot to post your bullshit, you have not done much to make yourself welcome here.
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Why? Are most people douchebags like the one who derailed my original introduction?
FOAD dickwad.
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Merging with the original thread....since this one is going the same way....
doc
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Your original "introduction" was a pompous, pissy little "I've got a chip on my shoulder" post just daring somebody to knock it off.
I knocked it off, Scooter. And I'll knock it off in this thread too.
Like I said initially -- nobody gives a rat's ass what your name is, phone number, email address, none of that shit. It's simple, basic courtesy that's expected. A hello, nice to be here intro will do nicely.
But you waltz into THIS one, ostensibly a restart from your initial dumbass thread, braying the same dumbass shit all over again.
My obvious conclusion, then, is that you're a dumbass. Gotta be since you've acted the fool ever since you waddled in here.
Wow. You're a bigger dick than you imagined I ever was.
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Merging with the original thread....since this one is going the same way....
doc
Or, you know, you could've allowed me the chance to start over and simply deleted the jackass' post. Now I predict that he will be following me around wherever I post here and you will have to move those threads to this one, too. Thanks a lot.
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Only 61 more posts to go ....
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Or, you know, you could've allowed me the chance to start over and simply deleted the jackass' post. Now I predict that he will be following me around wherever I post here and you will have to move those threads to this one, too. Thanks a lot.
Jacob exclaimed, "You are robbing me of my children! Joseph is gone! Simeon is gone! And now you want to take Benjamin, too. Everything is going against me!"
Genesis 42:36
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Wow. You're a bigger dick than you imagined I ever was.
Like doc says, just keep going. You're getting closer to showing the world the extent of your shallow, puny mind.
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This kid'll end up giving himself a stroke before he gets to 100 posts at this rate. Boy definitely needs to lay off eating paint chips.
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Perhaps this post has something to do with the disdain people have for your dumb ass:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,68964.msg803179.html#msg803179
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Yeah this thread has passed its usefulness.
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I BS'd you twice for being crude, rude and over the top in the few threads I've seen you post in. Mrs Smith's thread was particularly vile and unnecessary.
You're no conservative of any type. No conservative I know waltzes into someone else's house and starts hurling invectives around. However, liberals do. You post precisely like a raging Moonbat.
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Sounds and looks like Asher to me.
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Sounds and looks like Asher to me.
That would explain the 4th grade maturity level.
Looks like he has one more post then votes he got running for mayor. :lmao:
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Well, remember, franksolich was once very much like Asher is now, and so I'm not simply guessing, but rather knowing.
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Only 61 more posts to go ....
Yeah, I don't see it happening. Post one night, run away back to moRON Paul land, DU, Kos (and really, all the same, yes?) to tell his cellar-dwelling buddies how he "pwn3d" us all.
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Sounds and looks like Asher to me.
IP address in Wisconsin by any chance?
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IP address in Wisconsin by any chance?
Minnesota, but remember, franksolich jr. is a computer whiz.
I really don't know how to decipher ISP numbers, but at least on the surface, it's Minnesota.
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Minnesota, but remember, franksolich jr. is a computer whiz.
I really don't know how to decipher ISP numbers, but at least on the surface, it's Minnesota.
Yup--apparently our boy is all butthurt when it comes to his privacy, but unless he's using a proxy server or going through something like Tor, he's actually pretty easy to nail down.
I guess he forgot that memo. And note to all privacy freaks, even using Tor or other proxies doesn't make it impossible to find out who you are, merely a little more difficult. Especially when you do stupid shit like not disabling cookies, Java applets, little things like that. Chris can give you the lowdown on that far better than I could.
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Yup--apparently our boy is all butthurt when it comes to his privacy, but unless he's using a proxy server or going through something like Tor, he's actually pretty easy to nail down.
I guess he forgot that memo. And note to all privacy freaks, even using Tor or other proxies doesn't make it impossible to find out who you are, merely a little more difficult. Especially when you do stupid shit like not disabling cookies, Java applets, little things like that. Chris can give you the lowdown on that far better than I could.
Well, I guess my speculation was wrong, but I've been wrong before, and am used to it.
I remember this clown from our old home, and then from here, back when he had manners.
Just before he left here last time (under his old screen name), he wrote a long piece about why he was leaving--spending too much time on the internet and not enough time in real life. At the time, I thought, "Well, yes, sorry to see you leave, but real life of course is more important, so I hope it works out okay."
Well, that was about two, three, years ago.
It looks as if since then, he's developed a full-blown case of haemorrhoids, or something.
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Minnesota, but remember, franksolich jr. is a computer whiz.
I really don't know how to decipher ISP numbers, but at least on the surface, it's Minnesota.
He claimed to be Jinxmchue. Not sure about it.