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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 27, 2012, 11:29:53 AM

Title: SB (Snuggle Bunny) 12-001 The Healthy Affirmative Lifestyle Act of 2012
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 27, 2012, 11:29:53 AM
a.k.a. The "I'll goddam well give you something to cry about" Act

Whereas it is continually stated that government is obligated to provide for its citizens when they cannot provide for themselves

and it is equally stated that the government is obligated to ensure optimal health of its citizens

and obesity has become the prime health concern for America's poor

and childhood obesity is an ever-growing concern as witnessed by the advocacy of First Lady Michelle Obama

and it is a disgrace that the government would knowingly contribute to this state of affairs

and government believes itself the arbiter of healthy eating choices so much so that it places numerous and various regulations and prohibitions on the private sale and consumption restuarant fare

and the government ought to adhere to its own undergirding principles

and participation in government nutrition-assistance programs is strictly voluntary

BE IT PROPOSED THAT

1) All parents and child guardians applying for or accepting government subsidized school lunch programs

A) have their home of record entered into a database

B) all cable or satellite TV or similar pay services shall deny service to any home wherein such family resides

2) All person receiving food stamps, WIC or other publically-funded nutrition assistance programs shall

A) be prohibited from purchasing alcohol

B) purchasing or using tobacco products

i) shall be tested no less than once every 3 months for use of same

C) shall not maintain a television in their home of record for the duration of their enrollment within a nutrition assistance program

D) shall submit to quarterly cholesterol, diabetes and trans-fatty acid testing

i) those found with excessive cholesterol levels, diabetes or other nutrition-effected maladies shall be assigned modified diets

ii) those on modified diets shall have their food purchases strictly monitored by the issuing authority

iii) deviation from the prescribed diet will result in termination from the nutrition assistance program
Title: Re: SB (Snuggle Bunny) 12-001 The Healthy Affirmative Lifestyle Act of 2012
Post by: Rugnuts on January 27, 2012, 11:38:09 AM
....All parents and child guardians applying for or accepting government subsidized school lunch programs...

...All person receiving food stamps, WIC or other publically-funded nutrition assistance programs...

...those found with excessive cholesterol levels, diabetes or other nutrition-effected maladies...

one problem with the proposal


 :racist:
Title: Re: SB (Snuggle Bunny) 12-001 The Healthy Affirmative Lifestyle Act of 2012
Post by: NHSparky on January 27, 2012, 12:57:01 PM
I really wish I could find that video of the anti-war protest where the fat chick is standing on the podium screaming, "WE NEED TO EAT!!!!" referring to more welfare spending/less military spending.

Uh, I'd say you've eaten enough, hon.
Title: Re: SB (Snuggle Bunny) 12-001 The Healthy Affirmative Lifestyle Act of 2012
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 31, 2012, 10:52:14 AM
wow

Apparently the FL legislature reads my posts: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002241392
Title: Re: SB (Snuggle Bunny) 12-001 The Healthy Affirmative Lifestyle Act of 2012
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2012, 10:57:12 AM
wow

Apparently the FL legislature reads my posts: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002241392

What???  Someone actually upset that the moocher class is WASTING MONEY???

(http://cdn.cheftalk.com/8/80/80b01ae1_impossibru.jpeg)

Of course, the DUmp monkeys are too busy flinging shit at the cage to notice they're once again being ridiculed.
Title: Re: SB (Snuggle Bunny) 12-001 The Healthy Affirmative Lifestyle Act of 2012
Post by: Rugnuts on January 31, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
wow

Apparently the FL legislature reads my posts: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002241392
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Marrah_G   3. I ring a register at night   View profile
Yes- I see alot of things that are probably not the best choices for EBT purchases especially with a supermarket right next door, but frankly it's not my business. They are adults and it's up to them how they spend their resources. Also, not all places have a supermarket accessible in walking distance so their choices are already limited for them.
oh so now you believe in personal responsibilty. after the govt takes care of them.  :banghead:
Title: Re: SB (Snuggle Bunny) 12-001 The Healthy Affirmative Lifestyle Act of 2012
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 31, 2012, 11:08:21 AM
wow

Apparently the FL legislature reads my posts: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002241392

Got any more good ideas.

...and believe it or not, I read over half the DUmmie comments...the brain swelling I'm suffering should go down in a few days.
Title: Re: SB (Snuggle Bunny) 12-001 The Healthy Affirmative Lifestyle Act of 2012
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2012, 11:17:45 AM
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They are adults and it's up to them how they spend their resources.

Then they should act like adults.  And it's not "their" money to start with. 

This is one of those times I like the old adage, "You take the king's coin, you do the king's bidding."
Title: Re: SB (Snuggle Bunny) 12-001 The Healthy Affirmative Lifestyle Act of 2012
Post by: docstew on February 03, 2012, 04:57:01 AM
oh so now you believe in personal responsibilty. after the govt takes our money to give to them to take care of them.  :banghead:

FIFY