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Asher! Heimermann for America!! Coach's favorite little precocious moonbat is back. This time, he's throwing his hat into the ring.
Who will run the better campaign: Little Asher!, or the Omaha Weeper?
The DUmp has an amazing lineup of candidates!
Tue Jan 24, 2012, 10:53 PM
AsherWI (45 posts)
I’m running for Wisconsin State Assembly because I think the 26th District would benefit from having a representative whose priorities are day-in and day-out: jobs, the economy, and standing up for working and middle-class families. I am optimistic about the future of this state.
I may not always have all the answers or solutions, but I will seek them out. With input and support, I am confident that we can identify problems that resonate throughout the State of Wisconsin and achieve viable solutions for them.
You can count on me to be a tireless leader to fight for jobs and stand up for working middle class families, workers and small businesses. I know families are struggling to be heard, because there is an enormous disconnect between Wisconsinites and politicians in Madison.
http://www.asherforwisconsin.com
I'm running against incumbent state Rep. Mike Endsley who is a Republican. He supports Governor Scott Walker's radical agenda that includes union busting and cutting nearly $1 billion from public education.
In 2010, he was recurited by the Republican Party to run. In fact, the top donor to his campaign was the Republican Party of Wisconsin, followed by himself and the Sheboygan County Republican Party. This is a grassroots campaign. Will you consider donating $5, $10, $15 or $25 to support my grassroots campaign?
http://www.supportasher.com/donate
I won't be able to match the Republican's fundraising machine but I believe that I will have the support of the hardworking middle class families across Wisconsin and the United States. Will you join me?
My campaign has set a fundraising goal of $1,000 -- well below what the Republican incumbent raised in 2010. I'm hopeful that I will have the support of grassroots supporters like you that will power my campaign. Your donation will allow my campaign to reach voters in the 26th Assembly District which covers Southern Sheboygan County.
I promise I won't plug my campaign after tonight. I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm running.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002216954
$1000! That's way more than Mrs. Omaha Weeper has targeted.
I hope Asher! will renounce any PACs that want to contribute to his crusade.
Wonder if little Asher! will get MIRTed, since he was tombstoned (again) and came back under another new alias.
Teleconference with Asher! to follow shortly.
Not all the moonbats are thrilled:
Archae (21,606 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
4. Get back to me when you reach puberty.
Last edited Tue Jan 24, 2012, 11:00 PM USA/ET - Edit history (2)
So far everything you've done is at the level of a 12-year spoiled brat.
Including your last stunt, going on that radio show argue with Ryan.
And no, I can't stand our "esteemed" Drinky McLush mayor.
And I live in Sheboygan, I've lived here decades before you were even conceived.
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Tue Jan 24, 2012, 10:53 PM
AsherWI (45 posts)
I’m running for Wisconsin State Assembly
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! :rofl::lmao::rotf::rofl:
Seriously, kid. You can stop right there.
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Archae (21,606 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
4. Get back to me when you reach puberty.
Well played ya DUmbass. :lmao:
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Wait, WTF is this? And these folks are going to be Obama's "Brownshirts of Tomorrow"? :rofl: :loser:
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Wasn't he asking for money for something the last time he showed up at DU?
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Wasn't he asking for money for something the last time he showed up at DU?
Yes he was. Here he goes again:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124035028
AsherWI
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Fundraising question?
I guess I am to ask for permission in regards to fundraising for my state assembly campaign?
http://www.asherforwisconsin.com
The last time I had done any fundraising was for Obama in 2007.
Wonder how long this will last?
He could've just PM'd Skammer, but he wouldn't be able to list the link to his website.
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Feel the love from his hometown paper. :rotf:
http://www.sheboyganpress.com/comments/article/20120124/SHE0101/201240370/Heimermann-run-state-Assembly-against-Endsley-26th-District
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Everyone seems to just love the precocious little cherub.
You will recall that when the jug-eared Kenyan was running in 2008, the cherub was all over the DUmp soliciting for money to be sent to him, to be forwarded to the muslim's campaign. That brought on the first of several tombstonings.
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You have to be a "special" kind of loser when even the DUmmies think you're a loser! :loser:
Rates up there with a prostitute that's still a virgin! :lmao:
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What's the problem? Alan Grayson pops in every now and then to beg for spare change from the DUmp.
The name Asher makes me want to punch someone.
From the comments at Shadeaux's link:
Bob Bobberson · Intensive-care medicine
Two days in a row to report something so stupid? And we wonder why people think
Sheboyganites are backwards. Shame shame on the Press for enabling this kid.
Mark as SpamReport as Abuse
Bob Voechting · Works at Voechting home improvements
What, does this dumb a#% want to get less than his amazing 38, wonder when this idiot shuts up
:lmao:
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Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
The last news we had from the prodigy was that he was running for mayor of Sheboygan (or however it's spelled).
And now he's running for the Wisconsin state assembly?
What happened with that mayorial run?
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Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
The last news we had from the prodigy was that he was running for mayor of Sheboygan (or however it's spelled).
And now he's running for the Wisconsin state assembly?
What happened with that mayorial run?
Like all DUmp candidates he finished 8th out of 8 with 38 votes.
Probably about where OmahaSteve will finish too.
Insane is just not electible but try to convince primitives of that.
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Like all DUmp candidates he finished 8th out of 8 with 38 votes.
Probably about where OmahaSteve will finish too.
Insane is just not electible but try to convince primitives of that.
Sure it is but it is not re-electable. Just ask Alan Grayson and Steve Kagen.
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This kid is as useful as a kickstand on a horse.
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He posted another thread....
AsherWI (61 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore Tues Jan 24
I have a good story
When I was canvassing a neighborhood while running for Mayor this past month, I had a citizen tell me that she wished more young people like me would get involved in politics and in their community. I agreed. I told her Barack Obama inspired me to run for office and serve my community.
I'm running for State Assembly now because I lost the mayoral race but I wish we could get more young people involved across the country.
onethatcares (5,539 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
3. good luck
you live in a great state. When you get elected don't forget the little people,,,no matter how many car doors are being opened for you.
AsherWI (61 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
4. The little people
I will never, never, never forget the little people. I call them the voiceless. The ones that are not getting heard.
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
Honeycombe8 (8,998 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. Good for you! I wish more young people would get involved.
And I wish you were MY kid. I'd be so proud! Get out there and don't quit until you win!
AsherWI (61 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
7. Like I always say...
It's not about me. It's about the voiceless. Thanks for your kind words.
Have you seen my website at all?
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
Oh, God love'm the little shit. What an annoying little twat.
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Like all DUmp candidates he finished 8th out of 8 with 38 votes.
Probably about where OmahaSteve will finish too.
Only difference being the OmahaSteve primitive would finish 8th out of 1.
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Asser Hineymann doesn't stand a snowball's chance.. But I will give him credit - unlike most of the DUmp, this kid is actually attempting to accomplish something that requires more effort than attempting to project healing white light & posting pictures of his hands.
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Everyone seems to just love the precocious little cherub.
You will recall that when the jug-eared Kenyan was running in 2008, the cherub was all over the DUmp soliciting for money to be sent to him, to be forwarded to the muslim's campaign. That brought on the first of several tombstonings.
This time around, though, it might be easier for the prodigy.
Chief S itting Bull, his then biggest detractor among the primitives, is no longer in this world to flay him.
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Something about his face pisses me off. ...and Asher, you're not even out of high school yet, you little prick. What the **** do you think you can teach people with your "extensive" experience?
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What does this mean?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Asher_Heimermann
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Something about his face pisses me off. ...and Asher, you're not even out of high school yet, you little prick. What the **** do you think you can teach people with your "extensive" experience?
Yeah, I see that too. It's kind of an unquantifiable thing. He looks like a smug, smarmy little shit.
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What does this mean?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Asher_Heimermann
I'm surprised that I didn't see Fat Che on the list; surely he had sockpuppets there, as he did, or does, everywhere else.
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What does this mean?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Asher_Heimermann
It means he has a bunch of phony accounts at WP. It's like the author of a book doing the same thing at Amazon.com to leave 5-star reviews of their own work.
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It means he has a bunch of phony accounts at WP. It's like the author of a book doing the same thing at Amazon.com to leave 5-star reviews of their own work.
Yeah, he would do that. Not an honest cell in this kid's body. He'll make a legendary Democrat.
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Oh wow, that's not good if wikipedia is mad at you, they're so far to the left.
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Oh wow, that's not good if wikipedia is mad at you, they're so far to the left.
He probably tried to use wiki as a fundraising source. Nothing makes a liberal organization madder than taking money that they should be taking instead.
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anyone check out his site. he has one blog post...
ddd
im voting for him
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Oh my.
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/wordstoasher.jpg)
That is all.
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Oh my.
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/wordstoasher.jpg)
That is all.
:lol:
Good one, Coach, GOOD ONE! :lmao:
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:lol:
Good one, Coach, GOOD ONE! :lmao:
Well, there's a reason I used to call him "franksolich jr."
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Oh my, indeed. :rotf:
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Oh my, indeed. :rotf:
Well, it looks like franksolich jr. before getting ready for school today scrubbed my last comment.
franksolich is if nothing else tenacious.
This is in response to his comment "I didn't have it easy growing up....."
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/asher2.jpg)
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Cut it out, Coach.
You're going to bruise his self-esteem. :lmao:
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Cut it out, Coach.
You're going to bruise his self-esteem. :lmao:
Well, he keeps deleting my comments, as far as I can see.
I can see them when I comment, but I can't see them when I go to his site.
Oh man; well, I said if nothing else, I'm at least tenacious.
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/asher3a.jpg)
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This kid will make a great used-car salesman after his election loss crushes his spirit and he spends ten years in an alcoholic haze after graduating from high school in Sheboygan.
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This is the latest page content.
This is so exciting! :hyper:
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Poor kid won't even be able to get "want fries with that", out of his mouth, without screwing it up.
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Is it just me, or does he seem like a prime candidate.....For the starring role in a reprise of Porky's? (Come on, you KNOW the scene I am talking about).
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Wait, WTF is this? And these folks are going to be Obama's "Brownshirts of Tomorrow"? :rofl: :loser:
Sounds like "brown shorts."
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Judging from his name, the precocious littlee chereub is a Jew.
I wonder if his vast political experience has exposed him to the democrat party's opinion of Jews, whom they refer to using the code words "bankster" and "neo-con".
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I’m running for Wisconsin State Assembly because I think the 26th District would benefit from having a representative whose priorities are day-in and day-out: jobs, the economy, and standing up for working and middle-class families.
All of the supportive primitives vanished like cockroaches under a lamp when he mentioned that three-letter word that all primitives hate: 'jobs'.
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(http://asherforwisconsin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/asher-heimermann-300x269.jpg)
Vote for me. I'm just a DUmmie. :bawl:
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He looks like a putz.
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Vote for me. I'm just a DUmmie. :bawl:
He looks like he knows the best way to fit into a gym locker.
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He looks like he knows the best way to fit into a gym locker.
LOL!!! Yeah, there is that. :-)
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I'm sure this will go over well with the people in the 26th:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/16/asher-heimermann-18-year-old-refuses-to-take-down-twitter_n_1154525.html
https://twitter.com/MayorBobRyan
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He looks like his mouth has been writing checks his ass can't cash.
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He looks like he knows the best way to fit into a gym locker.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I wonder if these "candidates" realize that DUmp cred doesn't extend to the real world.