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Title: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2012, 08:27:06 PM
No other reason to bring this over, other than to ridicule the StinkDUde.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002215251
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Tue Jan 24, 2012, 08:33 PM
 Stinky The Clown (44,634 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
 Flat heads
Who is dumber, flat taxers or flat Earthers?

Who is meaner, flat Earthers or flat taxers?
Is that all you got, StinkDUde?
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Maxiest on January 24, 2012, 09:03:16 PM
Seriously?

Because wanting everyone to pay the same tax rate is like believing the earth is flat?  WTF?  There is zero correlation in his DUmbass statement.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Ogre on January 24, 2012, 09:48:48 PM
Seriously?

Because wanting everyone to pay the same tax rate is like believing the earth is flat?  WTF?  There is zero correlation in his DUmbass statement.

Stinky and correlation, hmm.... what is odor and litter box?

Seriously, the dude and logic don't mix, actually I don't think they have ever met. :rotf:
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Airwolf on January 24, 2012, 11:14:42 PM
Reality and the foul dude have never met but it looks like stupid and him had a head on collision.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: chitownchica on January 24, 2012, 11:31:08 PM
Gawd - no wonder sparkly spends all her time with Mrs. Tutweiller.  No doubt she's lost years of her life listening to him drone on about absolutely nothing of interest.  I can't blame her for trying to reclaim that wasted time. 
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2012, 12:18:55 AM
Husb2Spunkly is the most unimaginative, boring, useless DUmpmonkey, among a population of dimwits who make that title a very competitive situation.

How he gets DOTY votes is a mystery. It must be due to the sheer volume of his vacuous posts.

You could teach a chimp to strike a bunch of keys and then "Post", and the product would be no less interesting. 

He's like the CalPig of prose.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: diesel driver on January 25, 2012, 04:14:05 AM
Husb2Spunkly is the most unimaginative, boring, useless DUmpmonkey, among a population of dimwits who make that title a very competitive situation.

How he gets DOTY votes is a mystery. It must be due to the sheer volume of his vacuous posts.

You could teach a chimp to strike a bunch of keys and then "Post", and the product would be no less interesting. 

He's like the CalPig of prose.

I think I could take CalPig's "poetry" over stinkdud's prose, even though her poetry makes my brain hurt and want to escape thru my ears.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2012, 07:59:13 AM
I think I could take CalPig's "poetry" over stinkdud's prose, even though her poetry makes my brain hurt and want to escape thru my ears.

I respectfully disagree.

But then and again, I've never been a fan of poetry, or "poetry" (there is a difference).

As abysmal as the old dude's rantings are, they don't hurt the head nearly as much as the old dudette's "poetry."

It's a choice between "bad" and "worse," and I'll take the "bad."
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Splashdown on January 25, 2012, 08:12:25 AM
The DUde works so damn hard for recognition over here. It's probably the only attention he gets, unless he forgets to empty out the cat litter for sparkly or clean his basement bathroom.

Sometimes, I pity him.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Carl on January 25, 2012, 08:14:09 AM
 :yawn:
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: jukin on January 25, 2012, 09:37:29 AM
I bet the DUde would be less of an internet laughingstock if he got to pee standing up, in the upper floor bathroom.  Until then he is an internet laughing stock.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 25, 2012, 09:57:02 AM
He was a lot closer to DOTY material before he had his heart episode and Sparkles banished him to the cat box room.  Back then he was into insane rants and keyboard tough-guy talk, nowadays he is just a beaten and embittered old man. 
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Karin on January 25, 2012, 10:13:51 AM
Calpig's poetry makes me laugh, a nice hearty laugh which is good for the soul.  Blink blink blink blink and "aching seed" can still make me smile. 

The reeking clown has never made me laugh.

Flat earth/flat tax.  Stupid non-sequitor. 
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 25, 2012, 10:17:35 AM
Which causes which:

StinkDude's ol' lady is flat

StinkDude's electroencephalogram is flat
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: whiffleball on January 25, 2012, 11:54:49 AM
StinkDude shout out to CC:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/124034318#post34

Star Member Stinky The Clown (44,671 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
34. You mean Conservative Cave. Those people don't have the social skills to even HAVE a .......

View profile
...... political position. They just come here to fit in. They're more likely to come off as a huge supporter than a detractor.

But nice try.

Hi Jukin

Hi Skul
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: jukin on January 25, 2012, 12:02:11 PM
Hey internets laughingstock, anytime you want to have an IQ test I'm here and will spot your 50 points.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Rebel on January 25, 2012, 12:13:54 PM
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Star Member Stinky The Clown (44,671 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
34. You mean Conservative Cave. Those people don't have the social skills to even HAVE a .......

Says the idiot that posts on a forum with gems such as "anyone else have problems finding friends" or your hundreds of iterations of "I'm out of my meds again!" threads.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Rebel on January 25, 2012, 12:16:50 PM
Not to mention having almost 45K posts! Damn, moron, what the hell do you do for a living? I post A LOT! on my sports board, but since 2003 I've only racked up 35K posts. You and Nads should get married.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Maxiest on January 25, 2012, 12:48:30 PM
Not to mention having almost 45K posts! Damn, moron, what the hell do you do for a living? I post A LOT! on my sports board, but since 2003 I've only racked up 35K posts. You and Nads should get married.

God No....
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Skul on January 25, 2012, 01:03:08 PM
All stinkDUde needs to do, is figure out which mole is Jukin, and which is me. :naughty: :tongue:
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: jukin on January 25, 2012, 01:07:50 PM
All stinkDUde needs to do, is figure out which mole is Jukin, and which is me. :naughty: :tongue:

Skul, you and I are living rent free in the downstairs clown's head. He has posted on many of my threads.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Skul on January 25, 2012, 01:11:16 PM
Skul, you and I are living rent free in the downstairs clown's head. He has posted on many of my threads.
True.
Only wish the lighting was better.
All we have available in there, is a dim bulb. :-)
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 25, 2012, 01:26:05 PM
True.
Only wish the lighting was better.
All we have available in there, is a dim bulb. :-)

I heard that there's a lot of open space there . . . great for echoes.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: jukin on January 25, 2012, 01:48:00 PM
I heard that there's a lot of open space there . . . great for echoes.

It's a spelunker's paradise.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Karin on January 25, 2012, 02:48:22 PM
Damn, moron, what the hell do you do for a living? 

He rakes in rent checks from the 99%.  He can write off the sweet, sweet depreciation on the buildings, giving him an attractive tax advantage compared to other working stiffs.  String him up! 
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2012, 02:55:21 PM
He was a lot closer to DOTY material before he had his heart episode and Sparkles banished him to the cat box room.  Back then he was into insane rants and keyboard tough-guy talk, nowadays he is just a beaten and embittered old man.

That was all before he was aware he had an audience.

Ever since he's been aware of that, he's tightened up, inhibited up.

That's why, in a perfect world, the primitives wouldn't even know we exist, and would continue to act their natural primitival ways.  But alas the horse is long gone from the barn now.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: Skul on January 25, 2012, 03:04:58 PM
That was all before he was aware he had an audience.

Ever since he's been aware of that, he's tightened up, inhibited up.

That's why, in a perfect world, the primitives wouldn't even know we exist, and would continue to act their natural primitival ways.  But alas the horse is long gone from the barn now.
I told Jukin to latch the door when we left.
It's Bushes fault. :whistling:
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: cmypay on January 25, 2012, 03:06:14 PM
StinkDude shout out to CC:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/124034318#post34

Star Member Stinky The Clown (44,671 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
34. You mean Conservative Cave. Those people don't have the social skills to even HAVE a .......

View profile
...... political position. They just come here to fit in. They're more likely to come off as a huge supporter than a detractor.

But nice try.

Hi Jukin

Hi Skul


Awwwww! I think he has a crush!
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2012, 03:10:04 PM
Well, hot damn.

The blind squirrel finally found an acorn.

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They just come here to fit in. They're more likely to come off as a huge supporter than a detractor.

I haven't seen the context in which the old dude made this comment; I'm assuming he's referring to moles.
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: delilahmused on January 25, 2012, 04:36:20 PM
Hey Stinky, which is better, hard clumping or clay litter?

Cindie
Title: Re: StinkDUde fishes for cred
Post by: miskie on January 25, 2012, 05:28:25 PM
Hey Stinky, which is better, hard clumping or clay litter?

Cindie

I think you need to clarify that a bit for him -

Do you mean to use the cat litter ;

A ) for cat toiletry usage
B ) as a cement/plaster substitute for your rundown slums
C ) as an ingredient to bake into a pie