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Title: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: TVDOC on January 24, 2012, 01:59:32 PM

Floriduh......

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/girl-calls-cops-over-mom-having-sex-768493

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JANUARY 23--A Florida teenager who called 911 last week asked police to place her in a Christian children’s shelter because she “heard her mother having sex.”
 
Responding to a domestic disturbance call Thursday around 4 AM, a cop questioned the mother and daughter at their Panama City residence, according to a police report. The duo had been involved in a “verbal altercation,” a cop noted.
 
The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.”

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Balance at link.......

doc
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: Gina on January 24, 2012, 02:10:52 PM
That kid would have been offered up to be taken by me.  **** that noise.  Play with fire get burnt dumbass kid.
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: docstew on January 24, 2012, 02:21:17 PM
That kid would have been offered up to be taken by me.  **** that noise.  Play with fire get burnt dumbass kid.

Misread that, for a second I thought you were saying you'd take her in and teach her a lesson...

"Wanna complain about hearing your mom have sex? Do ya? Was she this loud?"
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: Maxiest on January 24, 2012, 02:41:06 PM
Misread that, for a second I thought you were saying you'd take her in and teach her a lesson...

"Wanna complain about hearing your mom have sex? Do ya? Was she this loud?"

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: vesta111 on January 24, 2012, 02:49:50 PM
Misread that, for a second I thought you were saying you'd take her in and teach her a lesson...

"Wanna complain about hearing your mom have sex? Do ya? Was she this loud?"

Part of life kid, few children that do not have a bedroom with full noise insulation do not at one time or another HEAR sounds from their parents bedroom.  

So once you have kids you have to move your bedroom into the cellar or an outside shed so as to not offend the kids with your happy time?

Crap, if all folk had to wait until the kid was out of the house we would beat the Chinese with just one kid per family.



Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: catsmtrods on January 24, 2012, 03:48:55 PM
If she heard Gina having sex she would have called an ambulance!!
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: Eupher on January 24, 2012, 04:43:13 PM
The kid might have something worthwhile to bitch about if Mom was having sex with a donkey on the dining room table and it was Thanksgiving with 14 family members in the house getting ready to chow down.

If that didn't happen, STFU kid. You're just jealous because your cherry ain't been popped yet. Maybe.
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 24, 2012, 05:02:24 PM
How does the kid think she got here?

 :mental:
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2012, 05:06:10 PM
How does the kid think she got here?

 :mental:

Momma's old drug dealer who is now in prison.
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: MrsSmith on January 24, 2012, 05:40:08 PM
Maybe the guy involved is the reason it's a problem.  It doesn't say how long Mom has been single, maybe the kid really wants Dad to be the one there, not some boyfriend. 
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: Wineslob on January 25, 2012, 12:14:34 PM
Probably my wife's worst nightmare. She's constantly terrified we'll be heard.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2012, 02:53:48 PM
Sex at 4 am. Was that late night drunken sex or early morning woke up sex? Either one of those with my X would have disturbed the neighborhood, one good, one bad.