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Title: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2008, 09:20:33 PM
My daughter fell asleep on the ottoman.  I wish I could fall asleep on an ottoman.

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Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Rebel on May 06, 2008, 09:23:30 PM
I'm thinking the only way I could pass out like that is after a night of drinking Jose heavily.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Lord Undies on May 06, 2008, 09:26:16 PM
We've all been there.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 06, 2008, 09:27:02 PM
My daughter fell asleep on the ottoman.  I wish I could fall asleep on an ottoman.

The memories of being young enough to fall asleep anywhere!   :rotf:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Lord Undies on May 06, 2008, 09:28:08 PM
My daughter fell asleep on the ottoman.  I wish I could fall asleep on an ottoman.

The memories of being young enough to fall asleep anywhere!   :rotf:

I've fallen asleep at stop lights.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 09:28:09 PM
I am reminded of St. Patty's Day when the power went out. 

Sleeping on an ottoman is not an option. 
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 09:32:55 PM
I am reminded of St. Patty's Day when the power went out. 

Sleeping on an ottoman is not an option. 

LOL, I remember that.   I thought about trying to curl up on that ottoman myself, but decided against it.   

My car wasn't much better.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Rebel on May 06, 2008, 09:33:00 PM
I am reminded of St. Patty's Day when the power went out. 

Sleeping on an ottoman is not an option. 

What sucks is that you had a hotel room already paid for in Hardeeville.  :lmao:

Sorry about that, dude. That was highway robbery.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: jendf on May 06, 2008, 09:37:14 PM
Awwww. Too cute!
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2008, 09:37:47 PM
Here I posted angelic pictures of my baby (the one I didn't abort LeftyMom) and you guys are talking about getting hammered enough to fall asleep on an ottoman.  You all are hoodlums.  
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Lord Undies on May 06, 2008, 09:39:03 PM
Here I posted angelic pictures of my baby (the one I didn't abort LeftyMom) and you guys are talking about getting hammered enough to fall asleep on an ottoman.  You all are hoodlums.  

Well, aren't you sweet to notice!
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Rebel on May 06, 2008, 09:39:27 PM
Here I posted angelic pictures of my baby (the one I didn't abort LeftyMom) and you guys are talking about getting hammered enough to fall asleep on an ottoman.  You all are hoodlums. 

Everything's relative.  :-)
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 09:40:52 PM
HEY! She's sleeping on my ottoman!!!!!  :-)


That is the cutest picture.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2008, 09:42:26 PM
HEY! She's sleeping on my ottoman!!!!!  :-)


That is the cutest picture.


I remember how you loved that ottoman!  *Sniffle*  Come back to me Schade.  :bawl:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 09:42:47 PM
Sorry BEG...   *blushes*

 those are cute pics of her. 

I will pay the price for being a hoodlum by posting a pic of myself as a passed-out 5 year old next week (I'm going home, so I'll be digging through the family photo albums.   :lmao: )




Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Lord Undies on May 06, 2008, 09:43:08 PM
Here I posted angelic pictures of my baby (the one I didn't abort LeftyMom) and you guys are talking about getting hammered enough to fall asleep on an ottoman.  You all are hoodlums.  

String some yellow tape around the area an call them crime scene photos.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2008, 09:44:03 PM
Sorry BEG...   *blushes*

 those are cute pics of her. 

I will pay the price for being a hoodlum by posting a pic of myself as a passed-out 5 year old next week (I'm going home, so I'll be digging through the family photo albums.   :lmao: )






I'm just kidding ya you hoodlum. 
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2008, 09:45:03 PM
Here I posted angelic pictures of my baby (the one I didn't abort LeftyMom) and you guys are talking about getting hammered enough to fall asleep on an ottoman.  You all are hoodlums.  

String some yellow tape around the area an call them crime scene photos.   :rotf:

Ok at first I laughed then I thought, you don't joke about stuff like that when you are talking about my children.   :p
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Lord Undies on May 06, 2008, 09:46:00 PM
Here I posted angelic pictures of my baby (the one I didn't abort LeftyMom) and you guys are talking about getting hammered enough to fall asleep on an ottoman.  You all are hoodlums.  

String some yellow tape around the area an call them crime scene photos.   :rotf:

Ok at first I laughed then I thought, you don't joke about stuff like that when you are talking about my children.   :p

Yeah, your not a dad.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 09:49:34 PM
HEY! She's sleeping on my ottoman!!!!!  :-)


That is the cutest picture.


I remember how you loved that ottoman!  *Sniffle*  Come back to me Schade.  :bawl:

I'm here beautiful.  :-*

I wish I looked that cute passed out.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Lord Undies on May 06, 2008, 09:53:49 PM
HEY! She's sleeping on my ottoman!!!!!  :-)


That is the cutest picture.


I remember how you loved that ottoman!  *Sniffle*  Come back to me Schade.  :bawl:

I'm here beautiful.  :-*

I wish I looked that cute passed out.  :lmao:

Yes, the crusty vomit around the mouth and wet pants ruins it every time.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2008, 09:54:12 PM
HEY! She's sleeping on my ottoman!!!!!  :-)


That is the cutest picture.


I remember how you loved that ottoman!  *Sniffle*  Come back to me Schade.  :bawl:

I'm here beautiful.  :-*

I wish I looked that cute passed out.  :lmao:

You do.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2008, 09:54:52 PM
HEY! She's sleeping on my ottoman!!!!!  :-)


That is the cutest picture.


I remember how you loved that ottoman!  *Sniffle*  Come back to me Schade.  :bawl:

I'm here beautiful.  :-*

I wish I looked that cute passed out.  :lmao:

Yes, the crusty vomit around the mouth and wet pants ruins it every time.   :lmao:

I wiped her crusty mouth off with a warm washcloth and changed her wet pants.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Lord Undies on May 06, 2008, 09:57:31 PM
HEY! She's sleeping on my ottoman!!!!!  :-)


That is the cutest picture.


I remember how you loved that ottoman!  *Sniffle*  Come back to me Schade.  :bawl:

I'm here beautiful.  :-*

I wish I looked that cute passed out.  :lmao:

Yes, the crusty vomit around the mouth and wet pants ruins it every time.   :lmao:

I wiped her crusty mouth off with a warm washcloth and changed her wet pants.

You're a good friend.  I would have left her as is and dusted the back of her pants with chocolate pudding.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
HEY! She's sleeping on my ottoman!!!!!  :-)


That is the cutest picture.


I remember how you loved that ottoman!  *Sniffle*  Come back to me Schade.  :bawl:

I'm here beautiful.  :-*

I wish I looked that cute passed out.  :lmao:

Yes, the crusty vomit around the mouth and wet pants ruins it every time.   :lmao:

I wiped her crusty mouth off with a warm washcloth and changed her wet pants.

You're a good friend.  I would have left her as is and dusted the back of her pants with chocolate pudding.

Oooh kinky. :tongue:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2008, 10:06:20 PM
HEY! She's sleeping on my ottoman!!!!!  :-)


That is the cutest picture.


I remember how you loved that ottoman!  *Sniffle*  Come back to me Schade.  :bawl:

I'm here beautiful.  :-*

I wish I looked that cute passed out.  :lmao:

Yes, the crusty vomit around the mouth and wet pants ruins it every time.   :lmao:

I wiped her crusty mouth off with a warm washcloth and changed her wet pants.

You're a good friend.  I would have left her as is and dusted the back of her pants with chocolate pudding.

Oooh kinky. :tongue:


We could have pudding wrestled. 
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Miss Mia on May 06, 2008, 10:09:24 PM
This whole thread =  :rotf:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 10:13:21 PM
This whole thread =  :rotf:

It will be wrestling in lime jello for you, dollface. Maybe Philly will join us, I'm thinking that she is growing quite fond of us here, but won't admit it....  :lmao:

Just kidding, Philly!  :innocent:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Miss Mia on May 06, 2008, 10:15:01 PM
This whole thread =  :rotf:

It will be wrestling in lime jello for you, dollface. Maybe Philly will join us, I'm thinking that she is growing quite fond of us here, but won't admit it....  :lmao:

Just kidding, Philly!  :innocent:

You'd win, you're much more "scrappy" than me. 
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 10:15:57 PM
This whole thread =  :rotf:

It will be wrestling in lime jello for you, dollface. Maybe Philly will join us, I'm thinking that she is growing quite fond of us here, but won't admit it....  :lmao:

Just kidding, Philly!  :innocent:

You'd win, you're much more "scrappy" than me. 

A blonde more scrappier than a red? I totally do not buy that. But let's have at it girl.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 06, 2008, 10:16:06 PM
This whole thread =  :rotf:

It will be wrestling in lime jello for you, dollface. Maybe Philly will join us, I'm thinking that she is growing quite fond of us here, but won't admit it....  :lmao:

Just kidding, Philly!  :innocent:

We should set up a jello/pudding match and have CC'ers place bets.  I was going to say that the proceeds could go to charity but instead you and I could go on vacation together.  See....it's a win win for everyone.   :-)
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Miss Mia on May 06, 2008, 10:19:59 PM
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Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 10:21:18 PM
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 :-)
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 10:32:46 PM
OOPS.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Miss Mia on May 06, 2008, 10:34:40 PM
OOPS.

darn you, I was just about to post a pic
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 06, 2008, 10:40:39 PM
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Double down.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Randy on May 07, 2008, 08:06:43 AM
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I'm in for one each :-)
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Lauri on May 07, 2008, 09:10:04 AM
My daughter fell asleep on the ottoman.  I wish I could fall asleep on an ottoman.

The memories of being young enough to fall asleep anywhere!   :rotf:


my older daughter, when she was about five.. fell asleep on the stairs.

but her legs were much shorter back then... :-)
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: DixieBelle on May 07, 2008, 09:13:56 AM
Adorable! This will be great ammo for when she's a teen. :-)
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2008, 10:30:45 AM
you people are pikers! I fell asleep, and remained asleep, AT A ROCK CONCERT. No drugs or alcohol involved. My little sister used to routinely fall asleep at the dinner table, thankfully, we never had soup for dinner...
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 07, 2008, 12:21:44 PM
My daughter fell asleep on the ottoman.  I wish I could fall asleep on an ottoman.

The memories of being young enough to fall asleep anywhere!   :rotf:
You cant do that? My wife still freaks out that I can fall asleep in the middle of a loud party.
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: BEG on May 07, 2008, 01:04:13 PM
Oh come on.
All of you girls have been in that position before.
You just weren't asleep.

Yes, I have been in that position before but not on an ottoman!   :p
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Rebel on May 07, 2008, 01:05:02 PM
Oh come on.
All of you girls have been in that position before.
You just weren't asleep.

Yes, I have been in that position before but not on an ottoman!   :p

Hmm, tell me more.  :leghump:
Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Wineslob on May 07, 2008, 04:02:09 PM
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Title: Re: Lookie here.....
Post by: Hawkgirl on May 08, 2008, 03:31:28 PM
Here I posted angelic pictures of my baby (the one I didn't abort LeftyMom)    

 :rotf: that's the best line EVER!