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Title: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: megimoo on May 06, 2008, 09:16:26 PM
Weather Channel In Sex Storm On block, cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment details

 MAY 6--As The Weather Channel's owner negotiates a multibillion-dollar sale of the cable outlet, the network's lawyers are angling to keep secret the details of a blistering arbitration ruling in favor of a former anchorwoman who charges that she was subjected to unrelenting sexual harassment by her male co-anchor,

who was "romantically obsessed" with her and frequently made crude remarks like, "Will you lick my swizzle stick?"

Hillary Andrews, 38, contends that the cable network's brass turned a blind eye to the harassment because her co-anchor, Bob Stokes, was popular with viewers and scored high ratings. According to recent court filings, Andrews won her arbitration case three months ago and the final ruling was "highly critical of conduct by both Stokes and TWC management."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0506081weather1.html
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: Lord Undies on May 06, 2008, 09:23:06 PM
The Weather Channel was having a heat wave. 

"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"

"No, but I'll crush your olives."
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 07, 2008, 02:53:24 AM
Weather girl silently thinking, "He's not paying me any attention. Maybe if I wore a blouse made of thinner material? Now I need shear lacy bras. Maybe if I got a boob job? Now maybe if I wear a pushup bra and leave an extra button undone? Lets see, shear thong panties and a shorter hemline has got to do the trick? Awh hell, looks like I'm just going to have to break down and rub the inside of his leg. It's all coming together now. He's noticed me at last. He desires me. He wants me at last" ...........then she goes into her very vocal Gomer Pyle mode, "SEXUAL HARASSMENT, SEXUAL HARASSMENT"   

Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: Lord Undies on May 07, 2008, 07:51:23 AM
Weather girl silently thinking, "He's not paying me any attention. Maybe if I wore a blouse made of thinner material? Now I need shear lacy bras. Maybe if I got a boob job? Now maybe if I wear a pushup bra and leave an extra button undone? Lets see, shear thong panties and a shorter hemline has got to do the trick? Awh hell, looks like I'm just going to have to break down and rub the inside of his leg. It's all coming together now. He's noticed me at last. He desires me. He wants me at last" ...........then she goes into her very vocal Gomer Pyle mode, "SEXUAL HARASSMENT, SEXUAL HARASSMENT"

That would be "SEXUAL HAIR-ASS-MINT!  SEXUAL HAIR-ASS-MINT!"
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: DixieBelle on May 07, 2008, 09:06:09 AM
Well I don't blame her! Dude only has a swizzle stick. Have you seen how small those are? :-)
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: Lord Undies on May 07, 2008, 09:07:06 AM
Well I don't blame her! Dude only has a swizzle stick. Have you seen how small those are? :-)

It's all relative to the size of the glass, my dear.
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: DixieBelle on May 07, 2008, 09:09:46 AM
Well I don't blame her! Dude only has a swizzle stick. Have you seen how small those are? :-)

It's all relative to the size of the glass, my dear.
Zing!!! True true!
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 07, 2008, 09:17:12 AM
Well I don't blame her! Dude only has a swizzle stick. Have you seen how small those are? :-)

It's all relative to the size of the glass, my dear.

 :lmao:

Can I get this in a smaller to-go cup please?
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: DixieBelle on May 07, 2008, 09:20:00 AM
^shot glass :-)
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2008, 12:15:42 PM
This likely wouldn't happen if the Weather Channel went back to just reporting the weather 24/7......as they started out doing.....

We don't need GW propaganda......

We don't need commercials......

We don't need history lessons......

We don't need "on the scene" reports.......

We don't need "weather personalities" of either sex......

Just give us the damn WEATHER!!!

doc
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2008, 12:21:15 PM
This likely wouldn't happen if the Weather Channel went back to just reporting the weather 24/7......as they started out doing.....

We don't need GW propaganda......

We don't need commercials......

We don't need history lessons......

We don't need "on the scene" reports.......

We don't need "weather personalities" of either sex......

Just give us the damn WEATHER!!!

doc
...and we don't need 'em standing in front of the map, dammit!   :banghead:
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2008, 12:23:14 PM
This likely wouldn't happen if the Weather Channel went back to just reporting the weather 24/7......as they started out doing.....

We don't need GW propaganda......

We don't need commercials......

We don't need history lessons......

We don't need "on the scene" reports.......

We don't need "weather personalities" of either sex......

Just give us the damn WEATHER!!!

doc
...and we don't need 'em standing in front of the map, dammit!   :banghead:

Correct...or running some stupid Chyron crawl over the map.......pisses me off to no end.....

doc
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: jtyangel on May 07, 2008, 12:34:49 PM
This whole thread is creating a hostile net environment for me...you are on notice :fuelfire: :naughty:
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2008, 12:37:03 PM
This whole thread is creating a hostile net environment for me...you are on notice :fuelfire: :naughty:
:bwah:
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: jtyangel on May 07, 2008, 12:45:25 PM
This whole thread is creating a hostile net environment for me...you are on notice :fuelfire: :naughty:
:bwah:

Don't make me contact HR, swizzlestick.  :censored: :-)
Title: Re: Weather Channel In Sex Storm cable network seeks cloak on anchor harassment
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2008, 12:57:35 PM
This whole thread is creating a hostile net environment for me...you are on notice :fuelfire: :naughty:
:bwah:

Don't make me contact HR, swizzlestick.  :censored: :-)
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