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Title: Hello
Post by: JakeStyle on January 23, 2012, 01:27:48 AM

Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002200911)

 H2O Man claims to be starving himself for one reason or another, he seems to have chosen the slow way via the same 2000 calorie shake that Cindy Sheehan didn't die from.  Apparently he is on tour.

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Hello

I am scheduled to go to Albany, NY, tomorrow. It is the annual "meet the legislators" day. I am going to be meeting some assemblymen and senators, possibly even the elusive Thomas Libous. Also, there is a rally planned, and I may be speaking there.

If any of you are near Albany, please consider coming at around 10 am.

Thanks to everyone here who is supporting me.

Pat
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He seems to liken himself to the late great mahatma gandhi, I think he is jacking it...
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Big Dog on January 23, 2012, 05:47:21 AM
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002200911)

 H2O Man claims to be starving himself for one reason or another, he seems to have chosen the slow way via the same 2000 calorie shake that Cindy Sheehan didn't die from.  Apparently he is on tour.

He seems to liken himself to the late great mahatma gandhi, I think he is jacking it...

Pathetic.

A few years ago, I lost a bunch of weight. I drank protein shakes for 3 meals, and ate one low carb meal each day. My intake was 1200-1500 cal/day for eight months. Can I claim that as a hunger strike?
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: shadeaux on January 23, 2012, 05:52:54 AM
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6. You are doing an incredible thing.

Thank you. You have my admiration and my support. 

 :rotf:

Skinner forgot to say if you mention The Democratic Underground I'll buy you lunch.   :lmao:

Fracking idiot.   :mental:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Karin on January 23, 2012, 07:13:13 AM
He's got a huge picture of Ghandi in his OP!  Delusions of Grandeur. 

The DUmmies are falling all over themselves, slipping on their slobber.  Pittstain says (((HUG))). 


Title: Re: Hello
Post by: franksolich on January 23, 2012, 08:19:23 AM
Apparently he is on tour.

For some reason, this morning, that sounds as funny as Hell.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Big Dog on January 23, 2012, 05:39:32 PM
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Apparently he is on tour.
For some reason, this morning, that sounds as funny as Hell.

Awesome.

(http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/22spinal-tap.jpg)

Thank you, Albany. Goodnight!
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: franksolich on January 23, 2012, 05:46:23 PM

Actually, when I read that phrase, the first thing that popped into the mind was the image of the watery primitive, sitting Buddha-like on a truck-trailer, contemplating his navel, with the Bostonian Drunkard on the ground, slowly pacing around, a megaphone in his hand and at his mouth, as if a carnival barker, "Step right up, folks, right up here to see the show; step right up....."
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Big Dog on January 23, 2012, 06:05:31 PM


Actually, when I read that phrase, the first thing that popped into the mind was the image of the watery primitive, sitting Buddha-like on a truck-trailer, contemplating his navel, with the Bostonian Drunkard on the ground, slowly pacing around, a megaphone in his hand and at his mouth, as if a carnival barker, "Step right up, folks, right up here to see the show; step right up....."

That is a good one, coach. I think Wee Willy needs a striped suit and a straw boater to go with the megaphone. "See the amazing shrinking man. Watch him wither away right before your very eyes!"

I thought of that famous fake band on a fake tour.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: franksolich on January 23, 2012, 06:10:09 PM
That is a good one, coach. I think Wee Willy needs a striped suit and a straw boater to go with the megaphone. "See the amazing shrinking man. Watch him wither away right before your very eyes!"

I like your quote in the Bostonian Drunkard's mouth better than mine, though.  I'm slow today.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: diesel driver on January 24, 2012, 05:17:14 AM


Actually, when I read that phrase, the first thing that popped into the mind was the image of the watery primitive, sitting Buddha-like on a truck-trailer, contemplating his navel, with the Bostonian Drunkard on the ground, slowly pacing around, a megaphone in his hand and at his mouth, as if a carnival barker, "Step right up, folks, right up here to see the show; step right up....."

Either that, or he'll crank the rhetoric up to "11".   :lmao:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: vesta111 on January 24, 2012, 01:25:56 PM
Either that, or he'll crank the rhetoric up to "11".   :lmao:

Step right up and see the show for only $1.00 you can come into the freak show and watch a man starve to death. We have bearded ladys and midgets with 3 arms also for your enjoyment. Hurry, Hurry , the show is about to begin.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2012, 01:34:20 PM
Either that, or he'll crank the rhetoric up to "11".   :lmao:

Ah, yes . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 24, 2012, 01:53:13 PM
That is a good one, coach. I think Wee Willy needs a striped suit and a straw boater to go with the megaphone. "See the amazing shrinking man. Watch him wither away right before your very eyes!"


They can bill the guy as the "worlds fattest thin-man" .