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Title: grouchy old Don plays Dr. Don
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2012, 03:30:16 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101838281

Oh my.

Actually, this might, or might not, be good advice.  I dunno.

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NNN0LHI (64,191 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Got some advice if anyone has a cold and/or a runny nose or sinus congestion

This is product advice rather than medical advice so I hope this doesn't break any rules.

Had several miserable nights of needing to get up all night long, about every half hour, to blow my nose so I could breath. After a couple of nights of that my wife asked, "Would you like to try one of these Breath Right strips?"

These things:

http://www.breatheright.com/default.aspx?google=e_&rotation=3085&banner=22285&kw=303784

Well, they work. Had two sound nights of sleep since she suggested I try using them. She had some Menthol flavored ones which I used. I have been breathing good since I began using them. Still have the body and head aches associated with such maladies but at least I can breath now. Which is a big plus.

Only reason I bring this up is that I had never heard of such a thing before. Bet there are a lot of people who haven't.

Don

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Scuba (13,950 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. Take two nurses and go to bed for 24 hours.

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libodem (7,348 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. Glad to hear it worked well for you

Breathing is not over-rated. It's a good thing.

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hunter (13,020 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. My favorite is pseudophedrine and hydrocodone...

... good luck getting your doctor to agree.

It works great -- you can spread the cold virus everywhere and feel just fine.

But seriously, I hate school attendance awards and employers who are stingy with sick days.

If you are sick with a communicable illness then STAY HOME! Don't share it. Tell the Gawd Damned Puritans with their "work ethic" and "purposeful suffering" to shove off.

There ought to be a law...

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NNN0LHI (64,191 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

5. If it weren't for Bufferin and BENGAY I would be in big trouble

Getting old is no fun.

Don

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PassingFair (19,330 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. Orgasms can temporarily clear sinuses.

For real.

Also, use some sort of "Ocean Water" or similar saline spray to keep the inside of your nose moist, so it won't dry up.

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_ed_ (1,298 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. Try exercising with one on

Life-changing, especially if you've always had sinus problems/allergies.

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HopeHoops (25,491 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

7. "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

And sex - lots of sex. Anytime, anywhere, and as often as possible.
Title: Re: grouchy old Don plays Dr. Don
Post by: zeitgeist on January 22, 2012, 03:35:36 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101838281

Oh my.

Actually, this might, or might not, be good advice.  I dunno.


Coach did you happen to catch this one ?  

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002201896

Yet something else he loses sleep over?  Back to the game at the half.  

ETA:  Yup , I see you did. 

That is what happens when I look with one eye on the tv. :hammer:

Title: Re: grouchy old Don plays Dr. Don
Post by: Skul on January 22, 2012, 03:50:30 PM
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PassingFair (19,330 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. Orgasms can temporarily clear sinuses.
For real.

Also, use some sort of "Ocean Water" or similar saline spray to keep the inside of your nose moist, so it won't dry up.
PassingGas is telling old Don to waterboard himself. :lmao:
Probably wouldn't work because Dr. Don only puffs "special" things up his nose.
Title: Re: grouchy old Don plays Dr. Don
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 22, 2012, 07:03:17 PM
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NNN0LHI (64,191 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 She had some Menthol flavored ones which I used.
So they work when you put them on your tongue too.  :tongue:
Title: Re: grouchy old Don plays Dr. Don
Post by: Mike220 on January 22, 2012, 11:42:29 PM
Gasoline and a match. It'll clear that shit right out.
Title: Re: grouchy old Don plays Dr. Don
Post by: delilahmused on January 23, 2012, 04:48:23 AM
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PassingFair (19,330 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. Orgasms can temporarily clear sinuses.
For real.

Also, use some sort of "Ocean Water" or similar saline spray to keep the inside of your nose moist, so it won't dry up.

So do these two go together? I mean if you have a cold do you have to use the saline spray before or after you have an orgasm if you want to clear your sinuses?

Cindie
Title: Re: grouchy old Don plays Dr. Don
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 23, 2012, 10:46:49 AM
So do these two go together? I mean if you have a cold do you have to use the saline spray before or after you have an orgasm if you want to clear your sinuses?
During.
Title: Re: grouchy old Don plays Dr. Don
Post by: Tucker on January 23, 2012, 11:47:07 AM
During.

I thought they used Amyl Nitrate, better know as the inhalant "locker room."

To the narcissistic sect, the end results of self pleasure is the only thing that matters.