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Title: brain-damaged primitive tells us about real life
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2012, 02:24:33 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2475099

Oh my.

The old DU hangs on, although every day it gets more and more tenuous, as fewer and fewer primitives show up, and as the technical state of the old site deteriorates; even DU AdBot is malfunctioning.

Too bad for the reactionary brain-damaged primitive, who can't deal with change, and move to the new DU.

Anyway.

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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Fri Jan-20-12 03:26 PM
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What FAUX Not doesn't tell you about real life (they are in the ****ing minority viewership wise)
   
Big ****ing deal, FAUX is the #1 news (HAHAHAHA) network. Guess what assholes, you're a speck on an elephant's ass.

The ratings

Prime-time Average Viewers (Live+SD) Week Ending January 15, 2012

Network (000s)

ESPN 4,503
USA 2,733
DSNY 2,465
HIST 2,237
TBSC 1,980
FOXN 1,871
A&E 1,850
TNT 1,552
SYFY 1,383
DISC 1,313
FOOD 1,294
TRU 1,242
ADSM 1,232
FAM 1,229
HGTV 1,119
BET 1,099
FX 1,048
MTV 1,032
LIFE 1,004
NAN 975
TLC 923
AMC 902
CMDY 894
TVLD 891
BRAV 875

You're nothing but a network that panders to toothless assholes with out an education. Add the rest up and a LOT MORE people ain't watching your shit.

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/18/espn-again-...

Bitter much, brain-damaged one?

One of the other few surviving reactionary primitives who can't deal with change:

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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-20-12 08:57 PM
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1. I can believe this....
   
Have you gotten your Roku box yet.. Believe me (until it lasts) it's better than "meds" to get us through these times.
Title: Re: brain-damaged primitive tells us about real life
Post by: Rugnuts on January 22, 2012, 02:28:58 PM
is it just me or is "FAUX" news the only news channel on that Top 25 List?
was he trying to brag about their viewership?
Title: Re: brain-damaged primitive tells us about real life
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 22, 2012, 02:35:46 PM
None of the other networks ahead of Fox News has actual news.  TBS plays a bunch of funny sitcoms from the 90s.  History Channel has Ice Road Truckers and Pawn Stars.  What is DSNY?  Discovery or Disney?  :rotf:

Really though.  Who cares?  I don't watch any of the news networks.
Title: Re: brain-damaged primitive tells us about real life
Post by: Odin's Hand on January 22, 2012, 02:37:14 PM
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Fri Jan-20-12 03:26 PM
Original message
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You're nothing but a network that panders to toothless assholes with out an education. Add the rest up and a LOT MORE people ain't watching your shit

...

"With out" should be one word, Brainiac.
Title: Re: brain-damaged primitive tells us about real life
Post by: Big Dog on January 22, 2012, 02:38:19 PM
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Network (000s)

ESPN 4,503
USA 2,733
DSNY 2,465
HIST 2,237
TBSC 1,980
FOXN 1,871
A&E 1,850
TNT 1,552
SYFY 1,383
DISC 1,313
FOOD 1,294
TRU 1,242
ADSM 1,232
FAM 1,229
HGTV 1,119
BET 1,099
FX 1,048
MTV 1,032
LIFE 1,004
NAN 975
TLC 923
AMC 902
CMDY 894
TVLD 891
BRAV 875

No sign of PMSNBC or KeefTV.

I guess folks prefer these Zombies...

(http://cinefantastiqueonline.com/wp-content/uploads/NewTheWalkingDeadImage3.jpg)

...to these:

(http://www.dapperq.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/R.-Maddow-279x300.jpg) (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WMpSC7nK3os/SCzqxfgxKlI/AAAAAAAABlM/ZD1UCRK6du8/s400/Olberman.jpg)
Title: Re: brain-damaged primitive tells us about real life
Post by: Skul on January 22, 2012, 03:03:29 PM
Interesting.
Number six in the top list of twenty-five.
Not too bad considering no other news network even shows up.
Title: Re: brain-damaged primitive tells us about real life
Post by: Freeper on January 22, 2012, 03:10:40 PM
Hey Bain, Faux snooze beats comedy central, you know the channel with John Stewart.  :rotf:
Title: Re: brain-damaged primitive tells us about real life
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2012, 03:12:00 PM
Interesting.
Number six in the top list of twenty-five.
Not too bad considering no other news network even shows up.

That's what I thought too.

I scoured the list three times to be sure I hadn't overlooked CBS, NBC, ABC, and MSNBC.
Title: Re: brain-damaged primitive tells us about real life
Post by: zeitgeist on January 22, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
"With out" should be one word, Brainiac.

Should have used some of their poly grip to stick it together.   :yawn: