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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on January 21, 2012, 04:40:09 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/101836686
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cpamomfromtexas (465 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
So my 8 yr old wants to know what "open marriage" is now
So I explained it and gave examples.
Example: So imagine that daddy goes on trips and has a girlfriend with him while he's gone.
She wrinkles up her nose, then I had to explain these "Christians" on the Republican side who think it's ok....and that even though he's a serial sleep around "he's forgiven". (Never mind they raised hell over Clinton's escapades and Weiner's weiner!)
then she finishes my sentence and said "They're not really Christians".
Out of the mouths of babes!
Now the 10 year old, asked me later, "Did Grandpa ever have a girlfriend other than Grandma?"
THANKS NEWT, you have actually made my kids question the STABLE DEMOCRATIC FAMILY that we have.
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:bs: No bong, liar.
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:bs: No bong, liar.
Wait, I thought you got partial credit for starting a bouncy with SO? Am I wrong here? :stoner:
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The DUmmy could have explained it as such:
Well DUmmette, it's like me and your daddy along with uncle Bill, Uncle George, uncle Pete, uncle Tom, uncle Sally, the neighbors Dog...
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Well, turn about is fair play. I had to explain to my 8 year old what a blow job was. Then a few years later I had to explain to him why oral sex really IS sex (it has nothing to do with the definition of "is"). Thankfully we never had to have the "1001 uses for a cigar talk".
Cindie
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After Clinton there's been an explosion of kids, kids, having oral sex since it isn't sex!
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First off, the blowjob was real. Secondly, this "open marriage" BS is still nothing but an accusation from an extremely bitter woman. What's the matter Marrianne? You thought the guy you were cheating with was going to be faithful to you in the end?
As for Newt, I'm not voting for a minister. It was, however, EXTREMELY hypocritical for him to be trying to impeach Clinton when he was carrying on an affair with Calista. We can do better than that. However, the first priority is getting this jackass out of office.
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Oh give me a friggin break :whatever: Something tells me she has no problem explaining why two men are together and what they do to the same child.
Not that Newt's ex wife is even believable...there seems to be me many who thought her unstable and I always take the woes of a scorned female with a grain of salt(and a scorned male). Seen too many people paint themselves into the best possible light while painting their ex as the devil. If they did have an open relationship, what does that make her that she agrees to it? More interested in a paycheck and the good life and a social circle then a devoted and monogamous husband? The sword of indignity hits two people where there is even tacit approval of such behavior. Sorry, but I've rarely seen many marriages end because it was all one person who was in the wrong.
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BUT!!!!!, I don't believe a f'n thing in the story. Not a word of it.
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Thanks, Newt?? Seems to me he only talked to his then wife about it. She made it a headline.
I do wonder how an 8 year old kid managed to hear this bit of news, yet has seemingly missed all the nearly-porn on TV these days?? Or was it the concept of "marriage" and why that would be described as "open" the problem? To a lot of kids these days, "married" is an unfamiliar term.
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I notice the DUmmie didn't actually answer the question about her Dad, which is a major tell I always instruct newbie investigators to watch out for.
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The DUmmy could have explained it as such:
Well DUmmette, it's like me and your daddy along with uncle Bill, Uncle George, uncle Pete, uncle Tom, uncle Sally, the neighbors Dog...
Now, why would you wish ill on the neighbors dog? Did it bite you?
There's laws against animal cruelty.
BTW ^5 for the rest of it. :-)
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dirtylyingmomfromtexas kills two birds with one stone: Attacks a republican and brags up her precocious kids with one tall tale. But the effort is wasted because nobody is buying your bouncy, you dirty liar. Why stop with what your 8 year old and your 10 year old had to say? What kind of dazzling insights on republican infidelity did your 12, 14, & 16 year olds share with you?
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dirtylyingmomfromtexas kills two birds with one stone: Attacks a republican and brags up her precocious kids with one tall tale. But the effort is wasted because nobody is buying your bouncy, you dirty liar. Why stop with what your 8 year old and your 10 year old had to say? What kind of dazzling insights on republican infidelity did your 12, 14, & 16 year olds share with you?
Like a Dim is going to keep all those kids???
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Like a Dim is going to keep all those kids???
Well, as long as all five fathers were good for the child support payments...
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Aren't these "stable democratic family" folks the same ones that want to force schools to teach my kids that two men phucking each other in the ass is really a beautiful thing? That ripping a baby's limbs from its body and sucking its pieces out of its mothers womb is a choice to be celebrated?
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Aren't these "stable democratic family" folks the same ones that want to force schools to teach my kids that two men phucking each other in the ass is really a beautiful thing? That ripping a baby's limbs from its body and sucking its pieces out of its mothers womb is a choice to be celebrated?
The ones that take their kids to the Folsom Street Fair, but think it's obscene to have crosses set up to remember aborted children or hand Bibles out on public property.
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Wait. This bouncy is coming from DU. When Clinton was found with Monica, did the Democrats say, "It's just sex! everyone does it." or "It's not REALLY sex."
and I remember the DUmmies excusing Anthony Weiner, saying he never ran on a morality platform so he shouldn't be held to the same standards as the rest of us.
By now I really shouldn't be surprised at the depth of hypocrisy at DU, but they continue to amaze me.
some day, I hope you DUers can see just how foolish you appear to the real world.
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The same people who want preschoolers putting condoms on bananas, are all of a sudden worried about explaining sexual topics to 8 year olds?
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