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Title: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2012, 01:21:40 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/111496

Oh my.

It's pretty boring over on Skins's island today.

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Taverner (47,736 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Guys - when you enter a room, is your first thought ever who you could take in the room?

That is, who, if you got into a fight, would you be able to best?

I never thought this way, but lots of guys I know do...

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Warren DeMontague (32,671 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. No

...even when I was a drunken college student, that wasn't how I operated. I ran with an extremely mellow, hippie crowd. I was never the 'fight' type. I vividly remember one night in college; it stands out because usually everyone in the circles we ran in were ultra cool-- where some jarheads were trying to start a fight with one of my friends, probably over his long hair or some stupid shit.. I grabbed this guy; I'm sure he thought I was going to hit him-- and I pulled him outside; it was a beautiful summer night and you could see the Milky Way-- and pointing at the sky, I said something like "shut up. shut up. shut up and just LOOK. You're tiny. All the bullshit you think is so important- is tiny. How can you be so pissed off- about ANYTHING- when you're just a speck in this great ocean of beauty and mystery?"

Needless to say I was high as a kite at the time. I don't think it worked but no one got their ass kicked either, so maybe some of what I was saying got through to the guy.

I'm a relatively big guy.. but it's just not how I look at things, nor has it ever been my idea of a good time. I've definitely had friends like that; they'd get drunk and look for fights, while I'd be off chatting up the pretty girls.

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stevedeshazer (21,283 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. Nope.

It's about who could kick the shit outta me, not the other way around.

Actually, that's franksolich's modus operendi too; one's not always as strong as one appears.

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bemildred (59,920 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

5. I look at the girls first.

Mostly, with the guys, I would be checking whether any of them look like the sort that would be thinking about whether they could take me, with the idea of staying way the hell away from them. Long ago, I might have considered such questions as you propose, but I would have still been checking the women out first.

However, you are right, lots of guys do seem to think that way.

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Upton (7,894 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

6. I look for the women..and who has the pot..

I'm not interested in fighting unless I'm challenged...then it becomes a necessary evil.

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lumberjack_jeff (20,122 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

7. If I did, it would cause me to question my choice of rooms.

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Rowdyboy (18,967 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

9. The last time I was in a fight I was 16 and Dick Nixon was a first term president....

When I enter a room, I look at the guys....but not to see who I could beat.

Yes, I've known guys who approached life that way, but not many and none since I was young back in the day.

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Broken_Hero (58,416 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

10. nope

usually the first thing I scan for is the location of the bathroom.

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Boston_Chemist (256 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

13. Nope. That is a juvenile mindset.

But I am a socially shy person. On the other hand, I am not particularly meek when it comes to confrontation. In that sense, I guess that what I do is interact with people with the purpose of sizing up their mental processes. Lots of analysis going on.

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itsrobert (7,845 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

15. I don't know anyone who thinks like this

At least I don't think they think like this

Get some different friends, they seem unstable.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: catsmtrods on January 21, 2012, 02:21:14 PM
He is a legend in his own mind ain't he! :lmao: I bet whenever he leaves his moms basement he get his ass kicked! :rotf:

I always think, I hope no one tries to do me harm cause I really don't want to kill someone, but I will if need be.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 21, 2012, 02:24:08 PM
If DUmmy Taverner wants to fight, he'd better change over to meth or PCP.

A nodding, near-comatose heroin junkie like Taverner doesn't make much of a warrior.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2012, 02:49:52 PM
My first thoughts when I enter a room are, "Who do I shoot first?"
















NOT. Wonder if the DUmmie will look this far down before running swimming for the island? :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2012, 02:56:18 PM
My first thoughts when I enter a room are, "Who do I shoot first?"

Actually, while many of the limp-wristed "guy" primitives have a problem with this, I always think it's a good idea to size people up if one doesn't know them......and especially to rate them as to the likelihood they can beat one up.

Of course, I'm in a different world than most people; to me, most introductions are abrupt and a surprise, because I get no audiological clues as to what's up.  To me, most people just suddenly appear out of nowhere, as if out of thin air, but really, it's because I can't hear them.

It's a very good thing I'm usually wearing brown pants.

And of course when it comes to complete strangers in the middle of the night--the cats act up, or a light gets turned on, indicating to me mischief's afoot--it's mandatory to have this mind-set: is this somebody I can handle?

Fortunately, it's always pleased God that it is, or was.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: Tucker on January 21, 2012, 04:33:13 PM
To lurking DUmmies:

I don't worry about who can kick my as as I'm armed where ever I go. Assault is a valid reason to put the assailant at room temperature.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: zeitgeist on January 21, 2012, 05:24:47 PM
Actually, while many of the limp-wristed "guy" primitives have a problem with this, I always think it's a good idea to size people up if one doesn't know them......and especially to rate them as to the likelihood they can beat one up.

Of course, I'm in a different world than most people; to me, most introductions are abrupt and a surprise, because I get no audiological clues as to what's up.  To me, most people just suddenly appear out of nowhere, as if out of thin air, but really, it's because I can't hear them.

It's a very good thing I'm usually wearing brown pants.

And of course when it comes to complete strangers in the middle of the night--the cats act up, or a light gets turned on, indicating to me mischief's afoot--it's mandatory to have this mind-set: is this somebody I can handle?

Fortunately, it's always pleased God that it is, or was.

Just a curious question, do you have motion detector switches?  My late father in law was deaf and we installed a door bell with a strobe for him. As he aged we also installed a key safe for the door, an alert one call system, and motion switches. 

Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2012, 05:33:47 PM
Just a curious question, do you have motion detector switches?  My late father in law was deaf and we installed a door bell with a strobe for him. As he aged we also installed a key safe for the door, an alert one call system, and motion switches.

No, because I only rent the place, and besides, all these safety gadgets are just that.....gadgets, working only in limited fixed environments (such as inside a room--what if one is outside, or in another room?).

The cats do a reasonably good job, but as soon as they (naturally) die off, I'll pick up a couple of unwanted mutts from the local veterinary and train them to "hear" for me. 

As I adapted to this almost from birth--being rudely surprised by phenomenons that for me come out from nowhere, whereas hearing people pick up clues that they're there--I'm pretty much used to it.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: Vagabond on January 21, 2012, 06:32:48 PM
I've never worried about that.  Not because I'm some Billy badass looking for a fight, but for the simple fact that it doesn't take much to disable a knee and all men are the same size on the ground.  If someone has something to prove, I try and stay away from them.

Generally, I'm told that I am well recieved in a room.  In my experience, it's pretty easy to ascertain a person's interests and have a short discussion with them on their terms.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: LC EFA on January 21, 2012, 06:56:08 PM
See - This is another reason why these idiots can't make or keep friends.

The first thing *I* do when I enter the room is to ponder the location of the booze , boobies and snacks.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: USA4ME on January 21, 2012, 07:42:31 PM
I look to see if I know anyone in the room.  I must be crazy or something!!

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Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 21, 2012, 07:44:32 PM
Depends on where the room is. If it is at the house, first thing I usually think of is "what did I come in here to get/do?".

 :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: LC EFA on January 21, 2012, 07:48:48 PM
Depends on where the room is. If it is at the house, first thing I usually think of is "what did I come in here to get/do?".

 :-)

If the answer to the above deviates from Booze , boobies or snacks then it was clearly unimportant.  :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 21, 2012, 07:53:13 PM
If the answer to the above deviates from Booze , boobies or snacks then it was clearly unimportant.  :-)


 Booze, boobies and butts. It's what's for dinner.   :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: diesel driver on January 21, 2012, 07:57:55 PM
Being 6'2" tall and 245 pounds, I never worry about shit like that.   :loser: tavener

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Taverner (47,736 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Guys - when you enter a room, is your first thought ever who you could take in the room?

What do you do if you enter a room, and thought there isn't ANYONE in that room you could "take"?

I bet that happens a lot to you, oh Tavener of the small penis.   :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 21, 2012, 08:10:07 PM
Being 6'2" tall and 245 pounds, I never worry about shit like that. 

Shorty.  Fat one too.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:


6'3" and 210 here.  :-) :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: diesel driver on January 21, 2012, 08:25:59 PM
Shorty.  Fat one too.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:


6'3" and 210 here.  :-) :-)

HEY!

I resemble that remark!!!!   :therock:

At least you didn't say I was OLD! 
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2012, 08:30:03 PM
Being 6'2" tall and 245 pounds, I never worry about shit like that.   :loser: tavener

What do you do if you enter a room, and thought there isn't ANYONE in that room you could "take"?

I bet that happens a lot to you, oh Tavener of the small penis.   :lmao:

Alas, 6'3" but only circa 175 here.

And ooops, you reminded me of something.

I mentioned that I always eye a stranger trying to decipher if I can handle him if there's trouble.

It just makes sense, when one doesn't know what the other guy's up to.

Three years ago, about 1:30 in the morning, when I was sleeping, someone turned on the light in the kitchen, waking me up.

I got up to see what was going on.

It was a guy in his late 20s, who apparently was hollering (but I didn't hear it) asking if someone was home.

He was drunk, so yeah, I could handle him.

Actually, he was harmless; his car had broken down, and he needed to borrow a couple of tools to set it right again.  The neighbor and the property caretaker keep their tools in locked chests in the garage; I gave him the keys to one of them which I knew had what he needed, and reminded him to return them when he was done (of course I collected his name, address, and telephone number).

In the morning, the tools were on the dining room table, with the key.

Some months later, this same guy, who works for a steel company in the big city and makes tons of money, came to me to have his income taxes done (and has come here since)--I'd been recommended by one of his co-workers.

Oddly, he doesn't seem to recall our first encounter, which surely should have made some sort of impression, even though he was drunk, given that I was in the altogether at the time.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: diesel driver on January 21, 2012, 08:33:05 PM
Alas, 6'3" but only circa 175 here.

And ooops, you reminded me of something.

I mentioned that I always eye a stranger trying to decipher if I can handle him if there's trouble.

It just makes sense, when one doesn't know what the other guy's up to.

Three years ago, about 1:30 in the morning, when I was sleeping, someone turned on the light in the kitchen, waking me up.

I got up to see what was going on.

It was a guy in his late 20s, who apparently was hollering (but I didn't hear it) asking if someone was home.

He was drunk, so yeah, I could handle him.

Actually, he was harmless; his car had broken down, and he needed to borrow a couple of tools to set it right again.  The neighbor and the property caretaker keep their tools in locked chests in the garage; I gave him the keys to one of them which I knew had what he needed, and reminded him to return them when he was done (of course I collected his name, address, and telephone number).

In the morning, the tools were on the dining room table, with the key.

Some months later, this same guy, who works for a steel company in the big city and makes tons of money, came to me to have his income taxes done (and has come here since)--I'd been recommended by one of his co-workers.

Oddly, he doesn't seem to recall our first encounter, which surely should have made some sort of impression, even though he was drunk, given that I was in the altogether at the time.

He probably didn't recognize you with your clothes on.   :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 21, 2012, 08:39:45 PM
Alas, 6'3" but only circa 175 here.

And ooops, you reminded me of something.

I mentioned that I always eye a stranger trying to decipher if I can handle him if there's trouble.

It just makes sense, when one doesn't know what the other guy's up to.

Three years ago, about 1:30 in the morning, when I was sleeping, someone turned on the light in the kitchen, waking me up.

I got up to see what was going on.

It was a guy in his late 20s, who apparently was hollering (but I didn't hear it) asking if someone was home.

He was drunk, so yeah, I could handle him.

Actually, he was harmless; his car had broken down, and he needed to borrow a couple of tools to set it right again.  The neighbor and the property caretaker keep their tools in locked chests in the garage; I gave him the keys to one of them which I knew had what he needed, and reminded him to return them when he was done (of course I collected his name, address, and telephone number).

In the morning, the tools were on the dining room table, with the key.

Some months later, this same guy, who works for a steel company in the big city and makes tons of money, came to me to have his income taxes done (and has come here since)--I'd been recommended by one of his co-workers.

Oddly, he doesn't seem to recall our first encounter, which surely should have made some sort of impression, even though he was drunk, given that I was in the altogether at the time.

Oh he remembers it Frank. He's probably hoping you don't... and if you do, that you won't say anything about it.   :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: Bodadh on January 22, 2012, 02:11:00 AM
Alas, 6'3" but only circa 175 here.

And ooops, you reminded me of something.

I mentioned that I always eye a stranger trying to decipher if I can handle him if there's trouble.

It just makes sense, when one doesn't know what the other guy's up to.

Three years ago, about 1:30 in the morning, when I was sleeping, someone turned on the light in the kitchen, waking me up.

I got up to see what was going on.

It was a guy in his late 20s, who apparently was hollering (but I didn't hear it) asking if someone was home.

He was drunk, so yeah, I could handle him.

Actually, he was harmless; his car had broken down, and he needed to borrow a couple of tools to set it right again.  The neighbor and the property caretaker keep their tools in locked chests in the garage; I gave him the keys to one of them which I knew had what he needed, and reminded him to return them when he was done (of course I collected his name, address, and telephone number).

In the morning, the tools were on the dining room table, with the key.

Some months later, this same guy, who works for a steel company in the big city and makes tons of money, came to me to have his income taxes done (and has come here since)--I'd been recommended by one of his co-workers.

Oddly, he doesn't seem to recall our first encounter, which surely should have made some sort of impression, even though he was drunk, given that I was in the altogether at the time.

DUDE! You need to move or lock your doors! Really. In my 41 years I have NEVER had people I do not know stumbleing around my home late at night. Hell, I have never even had people I DO know letting them selves in. ( Only one break in about 10 years ago.)You seem to have a guest every week.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2012, 04:54:04 AM
DUDE! You need to move or lock your doors! Really. In my 41 years I have NEVER had people I do not know stumbling around my home late at night. Hell, I have never even had people I DO know letting them selves in. (Only one break in about 10 years ago.) You seem to have a guest every week.

Not every week; this was three years ago.

And with this unusually mild winter we've been having, it hasn't happened at all.

Unhappily, I probably will be moving around the end of the year, because when the (R)s re-take the White House and happy days are dawning again, the owners will be able to afford tearing this place down and putting up three or four riverside cabins for their descendants.

The house is falling apart, and it was "jerry-built" to begin with.  It's no "architectural treasure," but rather many pieces cobbled together 1890-1940 as the family prospered (they always put their money into inventory--pigs, and then cattle--rather than into ostentatious living).  It has locks, but a child could break in, so no point.

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/house5.jpg)

It's the only house for miles around, and a haven for those caught in inclement weather.

And thus my unique predicament; being deaf, I don't know if someone's knocking on the door, and I'd get somewhat, uh, discombobulated finding the body of someone frozen or snowed to death on the front porch.

It's a risk, but life is a risk.  Best to take one's chances so no one perishes.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2012, 05:35:03 AM
I need to add, for the reassurance of Badadh:

There isn't anything in here but thrift-store furniture anyway; nothing worthwhile stealing.

The irreplaceable "family stuff" is kept in locked storage in town, the valuables in a large bank safe-deposit box, and the legal and financial records in the safe of a faraway automotive dealership.

I always liked living this way; in case of disaster, all it'd take is a couple of minutes to collect the cats and toss them into the motor vehicle, and leave, leaving nothing of any value behind.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: Tucker on January 22, 2012, 05:53:16 AM


(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/house5.jpg)



Damn Frank. Your home went through a major remodeling job from its state a few days ago.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2012, 05:58:39 AM
Damn Frank. Your home went through a major remodeling job from its state a few days ago.

You mean from this:

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/shlsshak1.jpg)

I think I posted this on the kpete thread, where she'd been found out.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: Bodadh on January 22, 2012, 06:09:31 AM
I need to add, for the reassurance of Badadh:

There isn't anything in here but thrift-store furniture anyway; nothing worthwhile stealing.

The irreplaceable "family stuff" is kept in locked storage in town, the valuables in a large bank safe-deposit box, and the legal and financial records in the safe of a faraway automotive dealership.

I always liked living this way; in case of disaster, all it'd take is a couple of minutes to collect the cats and toss them into the motor vehicle, and leave, leaving nothing of any value behind.

Well... you are a grown man.God love and protect you pard. I was giving one of the homeless people I work with a ride last week and I started to regret it when  I went to my home for a second and  he asked me why i dont share the wealth. I do not even own a tv so I do not worry about thift but I have a feeling my cat will not even give me a heads up.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: Tucker on January 22, 2012, 06:09:36 AM
You mean from this:

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/shlsshak1.jpg)

I think I posted this on the kpete thread, where she'd been found out.

Yeah.

kpete and her ilk look down on with dusdain on those people below them. I'd bet she idolized Leona Helmsley.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 22, 2012, 06:49:34 AM
You mean from this:

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/shlsshak1.jpg)

I think I posted this on the kpete thread, where she'd been found out.

 :lmao: :lmao:

Had a guy working for me once that everytime we passed a place like that (or worse) he would say, "Man, my hearts most desire is to own me a fine domicile like that someday".

The fool owned a nice home. I don't know why he would say that other than we would all laugh when he said it.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: MrsSmith on January 22, 2012, 07:56:37 AM
DUDE! You need to move or lock your doors! Really. In my 41 years I have NEVER had people I do not know stumbleing around my home late at night. Hell, I have never even had people I DO know letting them selves in. ( Only one break in about 10 years ago.)You seem to have a guest every week.
Serious?  Never?

Frank is out in rural Nebraska, the odds that someone will do him harm are very low.  Anyone out on those roads is probably not looking to hurt someone or steal stuff.  

When we lived in North Platte, Nebraska, we had someone just walk in the front door twice.  The first time, the guy thought it was his cousin's place.  I'd owned it for 3 or 4 years by then, so have no idea when his cousin had rented it...but strangely enough, one of my kids knew the name and where the guy lived and directed him.  I guess he went to school with the cousin's kid.  
 :lmao:

Another time, the walk-in was so drunk, we could barely understand what he wanted.  Eventually, he decided he needed a taxi, so we got him to go out and sit on the front steps and wait for the one we called.  

My kids got pretty good about locking the front door after that...   :rotf:


It really isn't all that rare to have people get stranded out in the middle of nowhere-Nebraska (or Kansas), and walk up to a farmhouse for help.  Cell phones have reduced it, but many rural places have lousy service and still get strangers asking for help.  I've never seen a locked door in all my years out in the boonies, except when the owners are gone for a long time, and then the key is almost always findable.  The one time my first husband, 2 little kids and I got stranded in a blizzard, the house we got to was locked up, but the key was in the pocket of one of the coats on the porch.  That's just how things are done out there.  (We fed the kids out of their fridge and put them to bed, then used their phone to call my folks.  When we were 'rescued,' we left $20 on the counter with a thank-you note and relocked the door, put the key back.  They called my folks when they returned to make sure we'd gotten out OK.)

That's just the way it's done.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: franksolich on January 22, 2012, 08:27:58 AM

Uh huh.  Thank you, MrsSmith.

As mentioned earlier, there's nothing out here worth anybody stealing.

There's a main highway (Chadron east to Sioux City; U.S. Highway 20) two miles north of here.  This is the only house around, for miles and miles.  There's a very large yard-light that can be seen from the highway, and other than the moon and stars at night, that's the only thing visible.

Of course, it's two miles on a one-and-a-half-lane road.....

During the summer, along the river, about a football field's length away from here, sometimes people stop to camp, as it's an isolated area.  The property caretaker, who calls me "young man" when he's sober and calls me "boss" when he's drunk (he usually calls me "boss"), is rather, uh, protective, and so when he comes from town out to this place every day, if somebody's out there, he checks it out; who they are, what they are, what their plans are.  (This is private property, after all.)

During the summer, many people have camped there, but no one's ever approached the house.  I suspect, correctly or incorrectly, that the caretaker warns them there's a madman living here.

Most of the people who come here, have a reason to come here--obviously, since it's not a stop on their way somewhere else.  Both the neighbor (who lives six miles away) and the caretaker store some of their agricultural stuff here, and they're always coming to work on that.  Across the road, just on the other side of the William Rivers Pitt, there's a large spread owned by the biggest cattleman around, and his ranch-hands, when working there, drop in to take a break, or iced water, or use the sanitary facilities.

It varies according to the weather and the time of the year, but a good guess is that a minimum--a minimum--of half a dozen or so people stop by every day, between 6:00 a.m. and 10:00 p.m.

There's been a few days the past six years when it's been like Grand Central Terminal here.

As for nocturnal visitors, maybe, I dunno, about one or two a month.  If the weather's bad, they're usually ordinary people seeking shelter.  If the weather's good, such as in summer, they're usually drunks or meth-heads.

I'm hardly the strongest person around, but I know how to handle screwed-up drunks and meth-heads; dealing with difficult people has always been one of my fortes; if I weren't deaf, I imagine I would be an excellent retail clerk for dealing with troublesome customers.

I long ago--decades ago, when I was still a kid--accepted the stark fact that a deaf person can, really, have no privacy.  The only privacy I have is the fifteen or so minutes a day behind the locked door of the bathroom; other than that, I've always been wide open to unexpected people.

I could, I suppose, lock the door, but that runs the risk of my not knowing someone is here.  It needs pointed out that news of every single death in my family had to be conveyed to me in person (I get really tense whenever seeing a law-enforcement guy coming with his hat in his hand rather than on his head), among other news of interest.  It has to be given to me in person, unless one wants to write a letter and mail it.  I was probably the last person in America to learn of 9-11, because it wasn't until noon that someone thought I should know about it, and came here.

If the door had been locked.....

So I run risks.  If I were a single woman, or an ancient personage, or mentally-handicapped in some way, I wouldn't live here.  But being none of the above, the risks for me are rather, uh, minimal.
Title: Re: primitives discuss first thoughts upon entering a room
Post by: diesel driver on January 22, 2012, 08:31:06 AM
Serious?  Never?

Frank is out in rural Nebraska, the odds that someone will do him harm are very low.  Anyone out on those roads is probably not looking to hurt someone or steal stuff.  

When we lived in North Platte, Nebraska, we had someone just walk in the front door twice.  The first time, the guy thought it was his cousin's place.  I'd owned it for 3 or 4 years by then, so have no idea when his cousin had rented it...but strangely enough, one of my kids knew the name and where the guy lived and directed him.  I guess he went to school with the cousin's kid.  
 :lmao:

Another time, the walk-in was so drunk, we could barely understand what he wanted.  Eventually, he decided he needed a taxi, so we got him to go out and sit on the front steps and wait for the one we called.  

My kids got pretty good about locking the front door after that...   :rotf:


It really isn't all that rare to have people get stranded out in the middle of nowhere-Nebraska (or Kansas), and walk up to a farmhouse for help.  Cell phones have reduced it, but many rural places have lousy service and still get strangers asking for help.  I've never seen a locked door in all my years out in the boonies, except when the owners are gone for a long time, and then the key is almost always findable.  The one time my first husband, 2 little kids and I got stranded in a blizzard, the house we got to was locked up, but the key was in the pocket of one of the coats on the porch.  That's just how things are done out there.  (We fed the kids out of their fridge and put them to bed, then used their phone to call my folks.  When we were 'rescued,' we left $20 on the counter with a thank-you note and relocked the door, put the key back.  They called my folks when they returned to make sure we'd gotten out OK.)

That's just the way it's done.

That's the way it's done by decent, honest, REAL (non-DUmmie) people.   :II: